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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
Racy kitchen
  06/20/26
wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish ...
Vivacious costumed ticket booth
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
Transparent adulterous genital piercing
  06/20/26
This
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/02/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt
  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
Transparent adulterous genital piercing
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
Transparent adulterous genital piercing
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
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  06/21/26
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galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
harsh puppy
  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
go on
harsh puppy
  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
Henna godawful heaven
  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
harsh puppy
  06/24/26
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titcr
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  07/02/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
Naked property
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
harsh puppy
  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely run flame that uve been crack...
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orange native
  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
Provocative hideous nowag
  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
Provocative hideous nowag
  06/22/26
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  07/02/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
Sick bbw plaza
  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
Irradiated Mood
  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
100%
Carnelian aphrodisiac legend school cafeteria
  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
I'm down
Carnelian aphrodisiac legend school cafeteria
  06/21/26
Good luck
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/21/26
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Transparent adulterous genital piercing
  06/21/26
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Racy kitchen
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
Walnut Soul-stirring Halford Base
  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
Big-titted dashing persian messiness
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galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
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Walnut Soul-stirring Halford Base
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galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt
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You find this hot and you know it.
Zombie-like Plum Prole Indian Lodge
  06/21/26
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Transparent adulterous genital piercing
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
blathering crotch
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
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  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
twisted athletic conference cuckold
  06/22/26
women are 180
Henna godawful heaven
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
Honey-headed keepsake machete theater
  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
Henna godawful heaven
  06/24/26
Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd ha...
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "...
total lawyer genocide
  07/02/26
YOLO
gibberish (?)
  07/02/26
Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one...
,.,,.,.,,,,,,....................
  07/02/26
Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happ...
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Racy kitchen

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Vivacious costumed ticket booth

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Transparent adulterous genital piercing

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: maniacal mustard dingle berry

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Transparent adulterous genital piercing

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Transparent adulterous genital piercing

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Transparent adulterous genital piercing

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: harsh puppy

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: harsh puppy

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Henna godawful heaven

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: harsh puppy

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49961178)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975476)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Naked property

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: harsh puppy

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: disturbing abusive masturbator hospital

Stop fucking her completely

run flame that uve been cracking side chick all week or something, run flame on her

Say she cant get fucked again till she catches u with "side chick", let her have ur phone w 0 messages on it, make up stories about fucking side chick under your bed during the night/in your kids bedroom during the day etc, start leaving "evidence" behind like little notes written on restaurant tissue, hickeys

Tell her ur tapped out from fucking side chick and ur refactory period is like 2+ days now etc, ask chatgpt to print fake receipts for panties & stuff and leave them in the trash. Get really into it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: orange native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: Provocative hideous nowag

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: Provocative hideous nowag

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955057)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Sick bbw plaza

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Irradiated Mood

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Carnelian aphrodisiac legend school cafeteria

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Carnelian aphrodisiac legend school cafeteria

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Transparent adulterous genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953620)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975552)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Racy kitchen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Walnut Soul-stirring Halford Base

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Big-titted dashing persian messiness

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Big-titted dashing persian messiness

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Walnut Soul-stirring Halford Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953897)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: galvanic crackhouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955044)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975553)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plum Prole Indian Lodge

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Transparent adulterous genital piercing



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: blathering crotch

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Excitant gay ratface step-uncle's house

turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: twisted athletic conference cuckold

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Henna godawful heaven

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Honey-headed keepsake machete theater

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Henna godawful heaven

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49960519)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: total lawyer genocide (🧐)

U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975401)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975410)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,....................


Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975563)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975566)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975938)