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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I fi...
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180! Especially liked the legal analysis.
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Lost it at extra large tampons
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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Me
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flw
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Deranged Stead

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Fighting shrine



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Lilac razzmatazz tanning salon



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Low-t Step-uncle's House

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Aqua self-absorbed set

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Scarlet Slap-happy Rehab Turdskin

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle slate lettuce goyim

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: judgmental indian lodge

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Soggy people who are hurt psychic



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: mauve talented mood new version

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: snowy painfully honest dingle berry legal warrant

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: nofapping gas station coffee pot

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Curious seedy personal credit line nursing home

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Deranged Stead



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Aqua self-absorbed set

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: unholy diverse party of the first part point

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Deranged Stead

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: provocative flesh forum national security agency

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Curious seedy personal credit line nursing home

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
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