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BAM! Italian Greyhounds now have the power of speech
| stubborn coffee pot digit ratio | 05/30/13 |
| cyan confused toilet seat | 05/30/13 |
| stirring office | 05/30/13 |
| maroon personal credit line principal's office | 05/30/13 |
| stubborn coffee pot digit ratio | 05/30/13 |
| tats | 09/11/25 |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 11:00 AM Author: stubborn coffee pot digit ratio It is a late June evening. Humidity and dampness hang over the burgeoning night like a wet towel casually tossed over the back of a cheap plastic chair. Somewhere, obscured by the deepening twilight, a solitary dog yaps at the sky.
Suddenly, without warning, a blinding light appears in the eastern sky. Like an inverted dawn, a fiery orb comes streaking from the heavens. In the distance, a fiery explosion brightens the horizon. All is quite for a moment, before the sonic boom hits shattering windows and rattling screen doors on their hinges.
The next morning, the internet is ablaze with rumors about the meteor which crashed in the midwest United States. Stranger yet are the reports of Italian Greyhound owners who are insisting that their pets have started conversing with them.
Months later, scientists confirmed that a strange retrovirus atmospherically released by the meteor of unknown origin has rapidly evolved the Italian Greyhound breed. Current estimates pinpoint that the Italian Greyhound's average IQ is in the range of 160-200 and that the genetic changes have resulted in a significantly increased lifespan. Physically, however, the Italian Greyhound remains unchanged.
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Date: May 30th, 2013 11:02 AM Author: cyan confused toilet seat In the year 2000, Greyhounds acquire the power to speak, but everything they say is terribly racist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269138&forum_id=2)#23297921) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 11:08 AM Author: stirring office imagine the majority of your life is spent by nigs parading you in front of a group of white people, the white people take photos and then you are walked to a solitary holding pen, then you hear a redneck's voice on the intercom exclaim "here comes rusty!," then you repeat 12 times in a row and the whole charade restarts at 7:15pm post time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269138&forum_id=2)#23297940) |
Date: May 30th, 2013 11:14 AM Author: maroon personal credit line principal's office Awwwwwww! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269138&forum_id=2)#23297965) |
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Date: May 30th, 2013 11:23 AM Author: stubborn coffee pot digit ratio The transformation has evidently also instilled in Italian Greyhounds a sense of modesty. Sweaters are the current fad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269138&forum_id=2)#23297992) |
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Date: September 11th, 2025 6:24 AM Author: tats every time they bark, it sounds like 'nigger' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2269138&forum_id=2)#49254142) |