Update on my 5 year quest to run a 5 minute mile. Ran a 5:09 last night
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Date: June 14th, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Splenetic Hairless Abode
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4426831&mc=56&forum_id=2#39468354
Got to 5:40 after a year and more or less stalled out there. The running community are largely distance oriented twinks so did not ever find any good training advice for a mile. I'd always get some setback like an annoying injury
Finally recently I got more serious and met a guy at the track who told me I need to focus on top speed, he said the average runner has the cardio to run a fast mile but not the physiology to sustain it."train fast run fast". So I focused on working my hip flexors by doing downhill sprints with as big of a stride as possible. Now the only thing holding me back is lactic acid clearance. I think I will hit sub 5 mins by the 1st week of august. Then I will go back to drinking beer and never run again
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Date: June 14th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: Lemon Federal Boltzmann Gay Wizard
mazel tov
height/weight/age?
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Buff pit
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It's been like 10 years since i ran a marathon but it totally fucked me up and I wish I hadn't done it at all and just stuck to high intensive miles.
I never tried to break 5 but ran 3 6-min miles almost daily before that stupid "race". Should have focused on running a single 5 min mile daily and would probably be much healthier for it
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Date: June 14th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Irradiated chocolate genital piercing
180
repeats are your friend, ime. for that distance, once you have a good z2 base you just have to start building your anaerobic capacity and speed.
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Date: June 15th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: sepia masturbator church
nobody would give a shit about a mile race which is why they don't have them
join your local club! nobody gives a shit about local clubs
if you want glory, run longer
if you want glory around here, get your 5:00 mile.
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Date: June 14th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: concupiscible jew
original thread is 180
"If you’re over 25, then it ain’t happening."
this is why the worst possible thing you could ever do is to take life advice from xo (except that one time 20 years ago the fiber cult was right)
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Date: June 14th, 2025 8:29 PM Author: Floppy bright filthpig volcanic crater
Sounds like you’re almost there and you can probably just keep following your current plan. Just for fun, here’s some mile type interval workouts I was doing while running cross country and track in high school. If you can do these, I think you could hit sub 5 (but again you could probably just stick with your current plan). I would only do one of these a week if you wanted to try. These should be pretty hard efforts.
4 x 400m, try to run each under 75 seconds. 60 seconds rest between 400s.
8x300, slow jog the remaining 100 each lap for rest. Again try for around 5 minute mile pace, or maybe a bit slower
12 x 200m, each rep should be fast but consistent. Try for 35 seconds and under, 30-60 seconds rest between each rep.
Another day a week do 8-10 seconds hill sprints if you have hills in your area.
Other days of the week would be easy running or rest days.
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Date: June 14th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Shaky Magenta Home Incel
180 that you already hit 5:09. 180 that you're going for 5:00.
Is your target 5:00 or sub-5:00?
189 lbs sounds heavy for getting down to 5 minutes. Losing 10 pounds would probably help you.
In my 20s, I could run sub-6:00, and even that felt great.
There was a guy at my high school who could run in the 4:30s. It was really cool to watch.
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Date: June 15th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Irradiated chocolate genital piercing
180, sprint work should more than get you there
may also benefit some from technique work, not sure what your stride looks like but i've gotten great benefit from it
180 goal and progress
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Date: June 15th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Sapphire location coldplay fan
https://bringbackthemile.com/calendar
OP there are more mile races than you think, go find one near you and pwn souls. Youll def go faster racing other d00ds than trying to push alone
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Date: June 15th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: 180 toilet seat theater
180 OP
imo Alan Webb gave a lot of shortmos false hope, dude was a real anomaly
https://youtu.be/Uz5JMR22AjM?
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Date: September 16th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Splenetic Hairless Abode
Update:
First cool "fall" day of the year, ran a 4:53 this morning. Very hard effort.
I spent the last 3+ months being really strict with my diet, and the most important thing was having a high fat "meal" around 1 am. Usually some cottage cheese and natural peanut butter. This helped recovery a ton.
All the elevated cortisol from training means fasted glucose gets too high and causes inflammation. And actually it's very physiologically similar to insulin resistance. Makes it harder for muscles to pull in glucose for repair. I even got a glucose monitor to check levels and it was pretty insane. My fasted glucose would be 149 after a night of sleep, this was without having any sugar in months. Your liver produces it via "gluconeogenesis".
If you are under training stress, short on sleep, or running low on glycogen, hormones like cortisol and adrenaline push the liver to release extra glucose into the blood.
I couldn't do the finger prick thing because my blood pressure is so low not enough blood comes out to be measured. So I had to blade myself like a pro wrestler. Not flame.
I got this tip about fasting glucose from an olympic cycling coach who got banned by USADA for doping iirc. Now I genuinely think it's not age slowing athletes down as much as poor blood. I am never going to run again. This shit is not healthy.
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