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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
wine trip round eye
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
White Adulterous Love Of Her Life Property
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Scarlet brunch
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
obsidian exciting office
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Beady-eyed Center Windowlicker
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
vengeful useless casino rigor
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Thirsty shrine preventive strike
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Duck-like Naked Market
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Lascivious mother national
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Elite big-titted bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
cerebral headpube
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Gaped know-it-all meetinghouse
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Crystalline Talented Travel Guidebook Sanctuary
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
aphrodisiac bearded house
  06/30/25
cr
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Lascivious mother national
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
chrome corner
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Gaped know-it-all meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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soul-stirring dilemma
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
cerebral headpube
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
aphrodisiac bearded house
  06/30/25
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charismatic legal warrant
  07/01/25
*bussy
Chartreuse coiffed field
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
vengeful useless casino rigor
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Grizzly cuck partner
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
underhanded medicated church
  06/30/25
fuck
cerebral headpube
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Grizzly cuck partner
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
wine trip round eye
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
cerebral headpube
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
chrome corner
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
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bespoke disturbing point
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
chest-beating bronze indirect expression
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Copper Church Building
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Fragrant piazza candlestick maker
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Copper Church Building
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
soul-stirring dilemma
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Copper Church Building
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
rambunctious high-end hospital
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Flesh jet-lagged place of business
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
stimulating fighting coffee pot
  06/30/25
tcr
soul-stirring dilemma
  07/01/25
just jump
motley people who are hurt quadroon
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
Greedy mediation
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Internet-worthy Mauve Scourge Upon The Earth Ladyboy
  06/30/25
wow
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cracking Flickering Messiness
  06/30/25
JFC man
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Duck-like Naked Market
  06/30/25
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motley people who are hurt quadroon
  06/30/25
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cerebral headpube
  06/30/25
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Gaped know-it-all meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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Godawful pit
  06/30/25
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Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge
  06/30/25
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Flesh jet-lagged place of business
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
stimulating fighting coffee pot
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
chest-beating bronze indirect expression
  06/30/25
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dashing rebellious trust fund forum
  07/01/25
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charismatic legal warrant
  07/01/25
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Irradiated mental disorder kitty
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Dull Theater Stage Deer Antler
  07/01/25
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haunting bearded affirmative action
  07/01/25
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Scarlet brunch
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Beady-eyed Center Windowlicker
  06/30/25
bro
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
...
stimulating fighting coffee pot
  06/30/25
lol
soul-stirring dilemma
  07/01/25
...
exhilarant plaza athletic conference
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
zippy stag film dog poop
  06/30/25
jfc
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Lascivious mother national
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Godawful pit
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
soul-stirring dilemma
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
zippy stag film dog poop
  07/01/25
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Fragrant piazza candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
haunting bearded affirmative action
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
curious federal resort
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
chrome corner
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
cerebral headpube
  06/30/25
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Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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wonderful henna address
  07/01/25
lol
soul-stirring dilemma
  07/01/25
...
motley people who are hurt quadroon
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Vivacious Chestnut Step-uncle's House Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
doobsian domesticated hall marketing idea
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Hairraiser cowardly university fortuitous meteor
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Vigorous Ruby Crackhouse Puppy
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Thriller shimmering stage
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
wonderful henna address
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
aromatic party of the first part locus
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
soul-stirring dilemma
  07/01/25
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Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
charismatic legal warrant
  07/01/25
😟
stirring heaven sandwich
  07/01/25
...
misunderstood jet range
  07/01/25
holy shit
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
wonderful henna address
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Submissive Racy Site
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
haunting bearded affirmative action
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
vengeful useless casino rigor
  07/01/25
...
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
haunting bearded affirmative action
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
haunting bearded affirmative action
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Internet-worthy Mauve Scourge Upon The Earth Ladyboy
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
vengeful useless casino rigor
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
nudist boyish stead tank
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
charismatic legal warrant
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Puce crawly senate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
...
Internet-worthy Mauve Scourge Upon The Earth Ladyboy
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Swollen pearl stage
  07/06/25
...
Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge
  07/06/25
lol
soul-stirring dilemma
  07/07/25
wow
Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: wine trip round eye

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: White Adulterous Love Of Her Life Property

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Scarlet brunch

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: obsidian exciting office

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Windowlicker

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: vengeful useless casino rigor

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Thirsty shrine preventive strike

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Duck-like Naked Market

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious mother national

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Elite big-titted bawdyhouse

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cerebral headpube

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Gaped know-it-all meetinghouse

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Crystalline Talented Travel Guidebook Sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bearded house

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lascivious mother national

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: chrome corner

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Gaped know-it-all meetinghouse

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cerebral headpube

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bearded house

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: charismatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse coiffed field

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vengeful useless casino rigor

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Grizzly cuck partner

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: underhanded medicated church

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cerebral headpube

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Grizzly cuck partner

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: wine trip round eye

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cerebral headpube

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: chrome corner

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bespoke disturbing point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: chest-beating bronze indirect expression

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Copper Church Building

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza candlestick maker

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Copper Church Building

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Copper Church Building

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: rambunctious high-end hospital

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Flesh jet-lagged place of business

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: stimulating fighting coffee pot

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: motley people who are hurt quadroon

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Greedy mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Mauve Scourge Upon The Earth Ladyboy

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cracking Flickering Messiness

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Naked Market

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: motley people who are hurt quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: cerebral headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Gaped know-it-all meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Godawful pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Flesh jet-lagged place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: stimulating fighting coffee pot

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: chest-beating bronze indirect expression

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: dashing rebellious trust fund forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: charismatic legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Irradiated mental disorder kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Dull Theater Stage Deer Antler

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: haunting bearded affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Scarlet brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Center Windowlicker

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: stimulating fighting coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: exhilarant plaza athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: zippy stag film dog poop

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Lascivious mother national

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Godawful pit

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: zippy stag film dog poop

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Fragrant piazza candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: haunting bearded affirmative action

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: curious federal resort

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: chrome corner

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: cerebral headpube

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: wonderful henna address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: motley people who are hurt quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Chestnut Step-uncle's House Fat Ankles

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: doobsian domesticated hall marketing idea

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Hairraiser cowardly university fortuitous meteor

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Vigorous Ruby Crackhouse Puppy

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Thriller shimmering stage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wonderful henna address

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: aromatic party of the first part locus

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: charismatic legal warrant

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: stirring heaven sandwich

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: misunderstood jet range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wonderful henna address

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Submissive Racy Site

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: haunting bearded affirmative action

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vengeful useless casino rigor

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: haunting bearded affirmative action

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: haunting bearded affirmative action

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Mauve Scourge Upon The Earth Ladyboy

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: vengeful useless casino rigor

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: nudist boyish stead tank

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: charismatic legal warrant

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Puce crawly senate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Mauve Scourge Upon The Earth Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Swollen pearl stage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Onyx Vibrant Jewess Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Indecent razzle-dazzle haunted graveyard

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)