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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
provocative space
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
wonderful cream state
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Concupiscible range hominid
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
wonderful cream state
  07/14/25
100%
Flatulent stead tank
  07/15/25
FAG
dull rehab
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Gold meetinghouse laser beams
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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Irradiated ivory parlour mad-dog skullcap
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Flatulent stead tank
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
brass thriller parlor idiot
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
provocative space
  07/14/25
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histrionic mint station police squad
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
brass thriller parlor idiot
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
provocative space
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
brass thriller parlor idiot
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
provocative space
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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High-end church
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
unhinged cuckold
  07/15/25
Lol
brass thriller parlor idiot
  07/15/25
jfc 180
dull rehab
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Flatulent stead tank
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Fear-inspiring Ladyboy Step-uncle's House
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Irradiated ivory parlour mad-dog skullcap
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
wonderful cream state
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Concupiscible range hominid
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brass thriller parlor idiot
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
provocative space
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
wonderful cream state
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
provocative space
  07/14/25
wut
Lavender very tactful milk
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
provocative space
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Vigorous Bossy Immigrant Halford
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High-end church
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Crimson sickened principal's office
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Aromatic lime shrine
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Gold meetinghouse laser beams
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light talented brethren
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histrionic mint station police squad
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light talented brethren
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we all have brother
Flatulent stead tank
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Flatulent stead tank
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High-end church
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
topaz lascivious mother
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Maroon multi-colored home bbw
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
heady brilliant kitchen liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
High-end church
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Exciting haunting hunting ground pozpig
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
copper pistol
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
boyish famous landscape painting
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Stirring pungent hissy fit
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Olive marvelous church building
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
translucent fantasy-prone chapel
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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dull rehab
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Flatulent stead tank
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Flatulent stead tank
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
provocative space
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: provocative space

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: wonderful cream state

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible range hominid

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: wonderful cream state

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Flatulent stead tank

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dull rehab

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Gold meetinghouse laser beams

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: deep bateful bawdyhouse queen of the night

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Irradiated ivory parlour mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Flatulent stead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: provocative space

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: histrionic mint station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: provocative space

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: provocative space

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: High-end church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: unhinged cuckold

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dull rehab

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Flatulent stead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Ladyboy Step-uncle's House

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Irradiated ivory parlour mad-dog skullcap

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: wonderful cream state

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible range hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: provocative space

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: wonderful cream state

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: provocative space

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Lavender very tactful milk

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: provocative space

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Vigorous Bossy Immigrant Halford

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: High-end church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: naked degenerate water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Aromatic lime shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: jade harsh juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive bisexual brunch gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Crimson sickened principal's office

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Aromatic lime shrine

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Gold meetinghouse laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: light talented brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: histrionic mint station police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Bronze fighting marketing idea menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Site New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: transparent vibrant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: light talented brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Flatulent stead tank

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Flatulent stead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: High-end church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: topaz lascivious mother

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Maroon multi-colored home bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: heady brilliant kitchen liquid oxygen

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: High-end church

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Exciting haunting hunting ground pozpig

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: copper pistol

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: boyish famous landscape painting

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Stirring pungent hissy fit

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Olive marvelous church building

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: translucent fantasy-prone chapel

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: unhinged cuckold

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Violent whorehouse ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: dull rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: brass thriller parlor idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Flatulent stead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Flatulent stead tank

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: provocative space

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)