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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?

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Topaz space
  07/28/25
(SEATTLE TIMES)
Arousing Striped Hyena
  07/28/25
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Cerebral Mauve Hospital Codepig
  07/28/25
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Arousing Striped Hyena
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Arousing Striped Hyena
  07/28/25
voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsio...
snowy bearded legal warrant
  07/28/25
and they figured all that out back then? BS
Adventurous Ivory Background Story
  07/28/25
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Outnumbered hell national security agency
  07/28/25
Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds
Cerebral Mauve Hospital Codepig
  07/28/25
Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.
abnormal sepia principal's office preventive strike
  07/28/25
we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it...
violent boistinker dysfunction
  07/28/25
No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leade...
abnormal sepia principal's office preventive strike
  07/28/25
Montage of people happily drinking milk
Razzle house-broken church building
  07/28/25
Piles of shoes
Topaz space
  07/28/25


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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Topaz space



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Arousing Striped Hyena
Subject: (SEATTLE TIMES)

NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'

A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."

The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely."

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Mauve Hospital Codepig

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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Arousing Striped Hyena



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: Arousing Striped Hyena



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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: snowy bearded legal warrant

voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.

the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: Adventurous Ivory Background Story

and they figured all that out back then? BS

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered hell national security agency



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Cerebral Mauve Hospital Codepig

Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: abnormal sepia principal's office preventive strike

Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: violent boistinker dysfunction

we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2)#49136650)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: abnormal sepia principal's office preventive strike

No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2)#49136675)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Razzle house-broken church building

Montage of people happily drinking milk

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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Topaz space

Piles of shoes

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