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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
razzmatazz mewling parlor
  11/11/14
180 actually
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most honolabre 180! *assumes karate stance*
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
sickened trust fund pistol
  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
razzmatazz mewling parlor
  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
sickened trust fund pistol
  11/11/14
Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
razzmatazz mewling parlor
  11/11/14
his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
sickened trust fund pistol
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He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
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Marvelous Lilac Senate
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? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
Marvelous Lilac Senate
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
yellow box office
  11/11/14
He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
razzmatazz mewling parlor
  11/11/14
Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
Drab Tanning Salon Volcanic Crater
  11/11/14
Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
razzmatazz mewling parlor
  11/11/14
ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
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that bit about depravity really stings
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Still stings
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No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
yellow box office
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"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
carmine dashing doctorate step-uncle's house
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Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
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*bangs gong*
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embarrassing OP
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He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at...
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz mewling parlor

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: infuriating circlehead really tough guy

180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696109)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: ungodly dysfunction marketing idea

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed crawly goal in life rigor



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: snowy nursing home dopamine



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Lilac Senate



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: passionate field people who are hurt



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: sickened trust fund pistol

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696126)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz mewling parlor

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696172)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: sickened trust fund pistol

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696178)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz mewling parlor

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696214)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: sickened trust fund pistol

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696281)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: laughsome coldplay fan

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Geriatric electric nowag

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#30535762)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Lilac Senate

nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696234)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Lilac Senate

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#30536004)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: yellow box office

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696171)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz mewling parlor

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Drab Tanning Salon Volcanic Crater

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696221)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz mewling parlor

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Cerise Newt

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696229)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Arousing Clear Factory Reset Button French Chef



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: diverse cuck voyeur

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: godawful bateful organic girlfriend death wish

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: infuriating circlehead really tough guy



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Violet stock car

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Demanding gaping rehab

that bit about depravity really stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:46 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:22 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: pearly national

Incisive

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:07 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: cerebral maroon hunting ground

Still stings

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: yellow box office

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696668)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: carmine dashing doctorate step-uncle's house

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#26696693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Stirring National Security Agency

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#30535788)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac idiotic gay wizard ticket booth

*bangs gong*

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: passionate field people who are hurt

embarrassing OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#40145762)



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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Trip claret laser beams kitty

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2)#42837458)