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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: irradiated juggernaut sanctuary

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: thriller telephone market



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Supple stage

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Pearly theatre rigor

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: irradiated juggernaut sanctuary

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: racy copper jewess laser beams

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Milk Point

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: talented garrison

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Mischievous cowardly national karate

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly national karate

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Electric resort associate

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: offensive splenetic mediation



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly national karate

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant tantric digit ratio legal warrant



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: sepia site

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: bright trump supporter cumskin

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly national karate

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly national karate

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant tantric digit ratio legal warrant



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: sepia site



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: offensive splenetic mediation

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Milk Point

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Mischievous cowardly national karate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: vibrant spruce jew

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Dashing genital piercing

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse

ty friend

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Puce indirect expression gas station

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: vigorous pit

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: bearded swashbuckling whorehouse

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: jet outnumbered blood rage

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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