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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: violent insanely creepy double fault

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive whorehouse

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Drunken Seedy Senate Cumskin

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Azure station



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: translucent shitlib internal respiration

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Azure station

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained space weed whacker

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: violent insanely creepy double fault

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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Floppy library police squad

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: violent insanely creepy double fault

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Floppy library police squad

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Big Ratface

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

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"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

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"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
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