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How much Italians jerk each other off for margherita pizza is honestly insane

Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia! It&rsq...
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
dey dont put prole amerikan meatballs into their food and wh...
vibrant alcoholic potus
  04/24/23
Better than how everyone cums their diapers over french food...
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indecent beady-eyed chapel
  04/24/23
food can be delicious without being spicy, you Indian or azn...
titillating hissy fit roast beef
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crimson razzle-dazzle university
  04/24/23
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Up-to-no-good outnumbered corner hairy legs
  04/24/23
WYPIPO DON' SEASON DEY FOOD!
free-loading skinny woman
  04/24/23
https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1637547097821151233?s...
Histrionic marketing idea church building
  04/24/23
Nah, French cuisine is legitimately impressive. Something li...
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
The amount of retarded takes on food on XO is truly astoundi...
irradiated national
  04/24/23
most other topics also
Buff heady ratface
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French cerebral place of business nursing home
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chilmata
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oomox
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Caring about food as if it's an experience and not the means...
180 blood rage base
  04/24/23
Mods
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
People who say "full stop" are gigantic faggots
irradiated national
  04/24/23
Guy who really "gets" this place. Full stop.
180 blood rage base
  04/24/23
gbtr
Know-it-all unhinged state organic girlfriend
  04/24/23
(Guy snapping pics of sysco slop)
180 blood rage base
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adulterous gay wizard
  04/24/23
go back to Ireland
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arrogant cruise ship
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(MAF Iron Chef)
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French cerebral place of business nursing home
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ebony spectacular karate philosopher-king
  04/24/23
grudgingly agree
soul-stirring zombie-like idea he suggested
  04/24/23
french cooking and techniques molded most of western cuisine...
laughsome nighttime area
  04/24/23
harsh but fair
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
whoa cr
irradiated national
  04/24/23
not a fan of most french food which is 50% butter but this i...
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lime dashing home lettuce
  04/25/23
"Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!"...
bright haunted graveyard
  04/24/23
no you can't dough = nothing special, french, indian, jap...
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Paralegal Marandi
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"hm we could improve this by dumping curry everywhere:
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Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
I have had so many terrible pizzas, it can't be as easy as y...
curious translucent ceo location
  04/24/23
when there's 4 ingredients you notice when things are off mo...
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
you’re embarrassing yourself in this thread brother
lime dashing home lettuce
  04/24/23
stfu dago
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
That's exactly what it does. All this thread has illustrate...
Hairraiser theater stage wrinkle
  04/24/23
you would get whacked for saying this in New Haven
appetizing point sex offender
  04/24/23
pep is the best pizza and it's an AMERICAN investion fuck di...
Obsidian fiercely-loyal people who are hurt stage
  04/24/23
less annoying than the authentic carbonara craze of late, an...
thriller pungent parlour
  04/24/23
ljl i see they've moved on from alfredo
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
alfredo was never real italian food
thriller pungent parlour
  04/24/23
Fettuccine Alfredo (Italian pronunciation: [fettut'tʃiːne ...
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
welp, what other paradigms would you like shattered today?
chilmata
  04/21/26
carbonara is just being lauded right now because it's so dec...
laughsome nighttime area
  04/24/23
dude, fucking birria tacos. ugh.
Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat
  04/24/23
completely wrong. carbonara is passe but credited. it's not ...
irradiated national
  04/24/23
still pretty decadent
thriller pungent parlour
  04/24/23
it just has a couple eggs in it man a small amount (for A...
irradiated national
  04/24/23
not some cheese, a lot of cheese bro
thriller pungent parlour
  04/24/23
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/marcella-haz...
irradiated national
  04/24/23
that's a shit recipe, you need more than that for a half pou...
thriller pungent parlour
  04/24/23
link to such a recipe?
irradiated national
  04/24/23
I forget where I got it but I use over a cup of grated chees...
thriller pungent parlour
  04/24/23
I respect you friend but this sounds like some Americanized ...
irradiated national
  04/24/23
bro that's a great recipe. you can add more cheese if you w...
French cerebral place of business nursing home
  04/25/23
lol at this tranny shit. I'm Italian and I've eaten Marghert...
chilmata
  04/21/26


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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:10 AM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!

It’s cool they have perfected it but ljl at how unsophisticated a major part of their cuisine is from a gastronomical perspective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46230574)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:11 AM
Author: vibrant alcoholic potus

dey dont put prole amerikan meatballs into their food and who can bblame em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46230576)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:28 AM
Author: chestnut mewling public bath famous landscape painting

Better than how everyone cums their diapers over french food like it’s peak cuisine when they use zero spices and think that mayonnaise is spicy

It’s bland garbage and people just jerk off over the “techniques”. “wow this was thooo hard to make” YOU DONT EVEN COOK SO WHO FUCKING CARES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46230662)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:28 AM
Author: indecent beady-eyed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46230663)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:57 AM
Author: titillating hissy fit roast beef

food can be delicious without being spicy, you Indian or azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46230733)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: crimson razzle-dazzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232901)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good outnumbered corner hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232985)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 8:25 AM
Author: free-loading skinny woman

WYPIPO DON' SEASON DEY FOOD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46230939)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:39 PM
Author: Histrionic marketing idea church building

https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1637547097821151233?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232679)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:18 AM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

Nah, French cuisine is legitimately impressive. Something like a croissant is incredibly difficult to make despite not appearing so on the surface, and requires quite a bit of skill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231045)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:25 AM
Author: irradiated national

The amount of retarded takes on food on XO is truly astounding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231055)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:25 AM
Author: Buff heady ratface

most other topics also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231056)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: French cerebral place of business nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233044)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#49830254)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: oomox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#49831173)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:27 AM
Author: 180 blood rage base

Caring about food as if it's an experience and not the means for acquiring sustenance is peak effeminancy.

That's why people who poast pics of food are all losers. Full stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231060)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:29 AM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

Mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231065)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:30 AM
Author: irradiated national

People who say "full stop" are gigantic faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231072)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:31 AM
Author: 180 blood rage base

Guy who really "gets" this place. Full stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231075)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:32 AM
Author: Know-it-all unhinged state organic girlfriend

gbtr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231082)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: 180 blood rage base

(Guy snapping pics of sysco slop)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231089)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: adulterous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231105)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good outnumbered corner hairy legs

go back to Ireland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232991)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: arrogant cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46237700)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:50 AM
Author: Cyan maniacal turdskin sound barrier

(MAF Iron Chef)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231677)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:29 PM
Author: French cerebral place of business nursing home

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233041)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: ebony spectacular karate philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231353)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring zombie-like idea he suggested

grudgingly agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233060)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: laughsome nighttime area

french cooking and techniques molded most of western cuisine and plenty of french technique inspired food and cuisine in asia, where you are from.

french cuisine essentially elevated flour, root vegetables, cheap meat, and some crude dairy with minimal access to cheap seasoning and created recipes and preparations that are still in use today. the whole practice of elevating ingredients into something completely transformed, satisfying, and interesting to eat rather than just fire-blasting a rack of meat with spices and some rice on the side is all from french cooking.

yes, leek soup is not exciting to most people in the modern world. go jam some more chipotle into your corpulent face and feel happy that you have it so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233211)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233311)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: irradiated national

whoa cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233989)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:45 PM
Author: Twinkling balding set

not a fan of most french food which is 50% butter but this is a great and cr post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234005)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 2:30 PM
Author: lime dashing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46237694)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: bright haunted graveyard

"Oh wow dough cheese tomatoes and basil mamma Mia!"

You can make that argument about lots of dishes. Good pizza requires specific types of dough, cheese, and sauce at the right balance and cooked in a particular type of oven on a specific type of slab etc. It's no less complicated than dishes at fancy steak house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231102)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

no you can't

dough = nothing special, french, indian, japanese make better more sophisticated breads. naan, sourdough, both better.

cheese = it's mozzarella, again french and even other italian cheeses are more complex to make and have a more interesting flavor and texture profile

sauce = they literally crush tomatoes and add salt, nothing more to it. a lot of the jerking off is related to OOOH ITALIAN SOIL and MARZANO TOMATOES and THE CAMPANIA REGION FOR MOZARRELLA again this is just jerking each other off nothing sophisticated or special about any of this shit

basil = basil

re: balance, ALL good food requires "balance" ljl at your italian chamber of commerce brainwashing. there is no precision to a pizzaiolo making a fucking margherita it's just experience he's not weighing shit or using any kind of scientific approach

particular type of oven = it's a dome lined with bricks and mortar and they use wood as a heat source, nothing special in fact the indian tandoor is probably a more interesting and innovative device

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231577)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#49830244)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 11:49 AM
Author: Comical space messiness

"hm we could improve this by dumping curry everywhere:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46231668)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:46 PM
Author: lime dashing home lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232754)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#49830394)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232651)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: curious translucent ceo location

I have had so many terrible pizzas, it can't be as easy as you say. You can hardly get a great pizza in the pacific northwest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232727)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:55 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

when there's 4 ingredients you notice when things are off more than you would if there are 10 ingredients but that doesn't elevate the 4 ingredient item above the 10 ingredient item

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232843)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:05 PM
Author: lime dashing home lettuce

you’re embarrassing yourself in this thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232895)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

stfu dago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232955)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser theater stage wrinkle

That's exactly what it does. All this thread has illustrated is that you have an unsophisticated and/or blunted palate, so you need complicated, aggressive flavoring in order to enjoy your food. That's fine, but you're silly to criticize simpler foods elevated by superior technique and ingredients.

Throwing BBQ sauce, marshmallows, beer battered shrimp and Sriracha sauce on a pizza would certainly make it pop, and I imagine you would probably prefer it that way, but it would be a lesser form of cuisine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234071)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: appetizing point sex offender

you would get whacked for saying this in New Haven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232741)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Obsidian fiercely-loyal people who are hurt stage

pep is the best pizza and it's an AMERICAN investion fuck diegos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46232962)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:35 PM
Author: thriller pungent parlour

less annoying than the authentic carbonara craze of late, and I love real carbonara but jfc it's just eggs and cheese you silly wops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233089)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:41 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

ljl i see they've moved on from alfredo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233151)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: thriller pungent parlour

alfredo was never real italian food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233158)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:45 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

Fettuccine Alfredo (Italian pronunciation: [fettut'tʃiːne alˈfreːdo])[1] or fettuccine al burro ("fettuccine with butter")[2] is an Italian pasta dish of fresh fettuccine tossed with butter and Parmesan cheese (Italian: pasta al burro e parmigiano).[3][4][5] As the cheese melts, it emulsifies the liquids to form a smooth and rich cheese sauce coating the pasta.[3] The dish is named after Alfredo Di Lelio, who featured the dish at his restaurant in Rome in the early to mid-20th century; the "ceremony" of preparing it tableside was an integral part of the dish.[3][6]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233186)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:29 AM
Author: chilmata

welp, what other paradigms would you like shattered today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#49831171)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: laughsome nighttime area

carbonara is just being lauded right now because it's so decadent, same as birria tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233230)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Olive Property Toilet Seat

dude, fucking birria tacos. ugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233313)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:43 PM
Author: irradiated national

completely wrong. carbonara is passe but credited. it's not even that decadent, a real carbonara doesn't have cream and shit in it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46233996)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:46 PM
Author: thriller pungent parlour

still pretty decadent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234014)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: irradiated national

it just has a couple eggs in it man

a small amount (for American pasta) of meat

and some cheese?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234019)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: thriller pungent parlour

not some cheese, a lot of cheese bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234028)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:48 PM
Author: irradiated national

https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/marcella-hazan-s-spaghetti-carbonara-5f13621d324b1b23ee2db854

2.5 oz of cheese to a pound of pasta isn't a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234037)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: thriller pungent parlour

that's a shit recipe, you need more than that for a half pound of good carbonara

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234064)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: irradiated national

link to such a recipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234066)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: thriller pungent parlour

I forget where I got it but I use over a cup of grated cheese, which should be about 3.5 ounces for a 1/2 pound of pasta, plus some more on top

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234072)



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Date: April 24th, 2023 7:27 PM
Author: irradiated national

I respect you friend but this sounds like some Americanized shit that actual Romans would never eat, hence the confusion of whether or not this dish is "decadent"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46234831)



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Date: April 25th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: French cerebral place of business nursing home

bro that's a great recipe. you can add more cheese if you want to. i agree with you that it's a decadent meal -- it's because of the pork fat + eggs + cheese + carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5329610&forum_id=2)#46237212)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: chilmata

lol at this tranny shit. I'm Italian and I've eaten Marghertia pizza and carbonara one time each in my life.

If I'm going to eat pizza, I don't want some faggy crap on it. Pepperoni and mushrooms is the GOAT btw. Mozzarella and basil are not toppings, they are ingredients.

Carbonara? Same thing. If I'm going to eat pasta, I want red sauce, not some faggy eggs and peas and shit, GTFO of here.

And /thread

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