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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Flushed new version
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Curious vengeful theater
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Multi-colored honey-headed reading party stage
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Splenetic rehab
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
fishy old irish cottage market
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Impressive galvanic skinny woman
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Gold Church Partner
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Electric resort antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Vigorous at-the-ready address foreskin
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Comical lemon property goyim
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Transparent dead corn cake field
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
hairraiser meetinghouse place of business
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
frisky chrome masturbator
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Smoky Library Boiling Water
  06/30/25
cr
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Vigorous at-the-ready address foreskin
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
beta gas station travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
hairraiser meetinghouse place of business
  06/30/25
...
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Transparent dead corn cake field
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Smoky Library Boiling Water
  06/30/25
...
sapphire crotch
  07/01/25
*bussy
olive cerebral national voyeur
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Impressive galvanic skinny woman
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
concupiscible lime dilemma roast beef
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
razzle topaz lettuce
  06/30/25
fuck
Transparent dead corn cake field
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
concupiscible lime dilemma roast beef
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Flushed new version
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Transparent dead corn cake field
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
beta gas station travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
...
Free-loading Location Karate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Supple center
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Translucent selfie
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
fantasy-prone twinkling dysfunction kitchen
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Translucent selfie
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Translucent selfie
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
jade abnormal crackhouse
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Garnet Dragon
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Carnelian Sadistic Quadroon
  06/30/25
tcr
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
just jump
bateful potus
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
...
self-centered orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Tripping Fortuitous Meteor Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
wow
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Filthy background story
  06/30/25
JFC man
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Electric resort antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
...
bateful potus
  06/30/25
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Transparent dead corn cake field
  06/30/25
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hairraiser meetinghouse place of business
  06/30/25
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stirring plum base
  06/30/25
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Lavender affirmative action
  06/30/25
...
Garnet Dragon
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Carnelian Sadistic Quadroon
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Supple center
  06/30/25
...
laughsome khaki locus
  07/01/25
...
sapphire crotch
  07/01/25
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hot toilet seat
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Claret Bespoke Jewess Clown
  07/01/25
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cowardly henna theatre pozpig
  07/01/25
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Multi-colored honey-headed reading party stage
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
fishy old irish cottage market
  06/30/25
bro
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
...
Carnelian Sadistic Quadroon
  06/30/25
lol
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
...
clear bull headed school
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge Trust Fund
  06/30/25
jfc
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Vigorous at-the-ready address foreskin
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
stirring plum base
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Lavender affirmative action
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge Trust Fund
  07/01/25
...
fantasy-prone twinkling dysfunction kitchen
  07/01/25
...
Lavender affirmative action
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
cowardly henna theatre pozpig
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Outnumbered native
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
beta gas station travel guidebook
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Transparent dead corn cake field
  06/30/25
...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/01/25
...
Mauve Idea He Suggested Lay
  07/01/25
lol
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
...
bateful potus
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
charismatic saffron chapel blood rage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Chartreuse balding therapy tanning salon
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Crystalline stag film
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
hateful alcoholic laser beams party of the first part
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Stimulating Cordovan Den
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Mauve Idea He Suggested Lay
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Thriller ape state
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
sapphire crotch
  07/01/25
😟
appetizing gaming laptop shitlib
  07/01/25
...
Ultramarine duck-like school cafeteria multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
holy shit
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Mauve Idea He Suggested Lay
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
metal degenerate whorehouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
cowardly henna theatre pozpig
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Impressive galvanic skinny woman
  07/01/25
...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
cowardly henna theatre pozpig
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
cowardly henna theatre pozpig
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Tripping Fortuitous Meteor Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Impressive galvanic skinny woman
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
lilac milk lodge
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
sapphire crotch
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Up-to-no-good motley principal's office windowlicker
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/06/25
...
Tripping Fortuitous Meteor Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
hilarious underhanded theater stage faggot firefighter
  07/06/25
...
Lavender affirmative action
  07/06/25
lol
Black Space Preventive Strike
  07/07/25
wow
Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Flushed new version

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Curious vengeful theater

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored honey-headed reading party stage

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Splenetic rehab

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: fishy old irish cottage market

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Impressive galvanic skinny woman

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Gold Church Partner

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Electric resort antidepressant drug

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vigorous at-the-ready address foreskin

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Comical lemon property goyim

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Transparent dead corn cake field

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hairraiser meetinghouse place of business

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: frisky chrome masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Smoky Library Boiling Water

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous at-the-ready address foreskin

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: beta gas station travel guidebook

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: hairraiser meetinghouse place of business

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Transparent dead corn cake field

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Smoky Library Boiling Water

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: sapphire crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: olive cerebral national voyeur

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Impressive galvanic skinny woman

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: concupiscible lime dilemma roast beef

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: razzle topaz lettuce

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Transparent dead corn cake field

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: concupiscible lime dilemma roast beef

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Flushed new version

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Transparent dead corn cake field

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: beta gas station travel guidebook

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Free-loading Location Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Supple center

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Translucent selfie

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twinkling dysfunction kitchen

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Translucent selfie

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Translucent selfie

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: jade abnormal crackhouse

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Garnet Dragon

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Carnelian Sadistic Quadroon

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: bateful potus

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: self-centered orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Tripping Fortuitous Meteor Mad-dog Skullcap

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Filthy background story

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Electric resort antidepressant drug

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bateful potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Transparent dead corn cake field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: hairraiser meetinghouse place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: stirring plum base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lavender affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Garnet Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Sadistic Quadroon

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Supple center

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: laughsome khaki locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: sapphire crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: hot toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Claret Bespoke Jewess Clown

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: cowardly henna theatre pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored honey-headed reading party stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: fishy old irish cottage market

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Carnelian Sadistic Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: clear bull headed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge Trust Fund

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Vigorous at-the-ready address foreskin

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: stirring plum base

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Lavender affirmative action

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge Trust Fund

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone twinkling dysfunction kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Lavender affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: cowardly henna theatre pozpig

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Outnumbered native

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: beta gas station travel guidebook

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Transparent dead corn cake field

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Mauve Idea He Suggested Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: bateful potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: charismatic saffron chapel blood rage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse balding therapy tanning salon

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Crystalline stag film

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: hateful alcoholic laser beams party of the first part

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Stimulating Cordovan Den

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mauve Idea He Suggested Lay

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Thriller ape state

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: sapphire crotch

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: appetizing gaming laptop shitlib

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine duck-like school cafeteria multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Mauve Idea He Suggested Lay

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: metal degenerate whorehouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: cowardly henna theatre pozpig

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Impressive galvanic skinny woman

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: cowardly henna theatre pozpig

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: cowardly henna theatre pozpig

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Tripping Fortuitous Meteor Mad-dog Skullcap

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Impressive galvanic skinny woman

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lilac milk lodge

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: sapphire crotch

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good motley principal's office windowlicker

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Tripping Fortuitous Meteor Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: hilarious underhanded theater stage faggot firefighter

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Lavender affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Black Space Preventive Strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Domesticated Business Firm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)