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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Misanthropic maize den
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
stimulating bespoke meetinghouse
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
aphrodisiac base
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
stimulating bespoke meetinghouse
  07/14/25
100%
greedy parlour
  07/15/25
FAG
Supple hideous selfie
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Odious twisted nursing home coffee pot
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Milky rehab
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Copper deep mental disorder messiness
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greedy parlour
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Glassy field
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Misanthropic maize den
  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Glassy field
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Misanthropic maize den
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Glassy field
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Misanthropic maize den
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Glassy field
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Hairless contagious site turdskin
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Narrow-minded Church Sound Barrier
  07/15/25
Lol
Glassy field
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Supple hideous selfie
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greedy parlour
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Copper deep mental disorder messiness
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
stimulating bespoke meetinghouse
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aphrodisiac base
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Glassy field
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Misanthropic maize den
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
stimulating bespoke meetinghouse
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Misanthropic maize den
  07/14/25
wut
Bonkers tantric step-uncle's house
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Misanthropic maize den
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Arousing Garrison
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
stirring gas station
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Odious twisted nursing home coffee pot
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we all have brother
greedy parlour
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greedy parlour
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Hairless contagious site turdskin
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
passionate buck-toothed hairy legs
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idiotic university
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Titillating Newt
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Hairless contagious site turdskin
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Salmon dog poop background story
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
ebony black woman theatre
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Spruce forum
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
soul-stirring keepsake machete
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
umber french chef sex offender
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Glassy field
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greedy parlour
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
greedy parlour
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Misanthropic maize den
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: stimulating bespoke meetinghouse

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: stimulating bespoke meetinghouse

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: greedy parlour

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Supple hideous selfie

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Odious twisted nursing home coffee pot

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Milky rehab

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Copper deep mental disorder messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: greedy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Glassy field

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: chrome nighttime institution ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Glassy field

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Glassy field

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Glassy field

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Hairless contagious site turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Church Sound Barrier

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Glassy field

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Supple hideous selfie

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: greedy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: domesticated pale mexican tanning salon

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Copper deep mental disorder messiness

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: stimulating bespoke meetinghouse

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Glassy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: stimulating bespoke meetinghouse

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Bonkers tantric step-uncle's house

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: sable irradiated dingle berry

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Hairless contagious site turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Smoky cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: stirring gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Avocado thriller office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Boyish orange new version market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Arousing Garrison

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: stirring gas station

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Odious twisted nursing home coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: concupiscible claret library fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: chrome nighttime institution ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: aromatic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Glassy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Trip scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: underhanded talented hunting ground address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: concupiscible claret library fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: greedy parlour

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: greedy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Hairless contagious site turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: passionate buck-toothed hairy legs

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: idiotic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Titillating Newt

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Hairless contagious site turdskin

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Salmon dog poop background story

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: ebony black woman theatre

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Spruce forum

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring keepsake machete

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: crimson hall roast beef

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: umber french chef sex offender

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Church Sound Barrier

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Thirsty native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Supple hideous selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Glassy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: greedy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: greedy parlour

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Misanthropic maize den

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2)#49104451)