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Neighbor drove up to me while walking my dog

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her...
Aphrodisiac Pervert
  03/03/24
Was it a babby tree?
indigo concupiscible orchestra pit
  03/03/24
Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed w...
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Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that...
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That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?
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DESCRIBE ur neighbor
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Aphrodisiac Pervert
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Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.
Frum bisexual property persian
  03/03/24
dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off
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My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought the...
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this thread just got like 10 times better
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dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in t...
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ti, oc, tcr.
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Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization....
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I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It&rs...
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No wonder u don't get laid
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but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at th...
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dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only o...
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The whole thread is a work of art
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great thread
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pervert

To bitch that my dog peed on his tree. My kid was riding her bike next to me and could hear them. I know for a fact my dog didn't pee on his tree so I gave him a chance to correct himself. Asked when was this and he says just now. Paused incredulously for a long second and he didn't waiver so I said "fuck you" and walked away. He goes "what! what!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459198)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: indigo concupiscible orchestra pit

Was it a babby tree?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459639)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pervert

Palm tree. Turns out he was mistaken but my wife confessed when she got home (she was at brunch while this happened) that our dog pees on that tree sometimes when she walks him. She went over and apologized and the guy apologized for riding up on me this morning and they laughed about how I was MAF. Looks like we're going to be friends with these idiots now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459713)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: indigo concupiscible orchestra pit

Does he think trees in the forest are never peed on and that they are so delicate that a little pee will kill them? Fuck apologizing to this pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460281)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Abnormal coffee pot hall



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Ruddy shrine

That's great and all, but why was he walking your dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459347)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal opaque heaven internal respiration



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pervert



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Wonderful step-uncle's house multi-billionaire



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Splenetic national security agency chad



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Abnormal coffee pot hall



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Charismatic liquid oxygen



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: vibrant spruce personal credit line



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: violent twinkling uncleanness

DESCRIBE ur neighbor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459353)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pervert

Older asian couple that I never spoke to 1 time before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459728)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Frum bisexual property persian

Response: so? Dogs pee on grass and trees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459643)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Cerebral hairless hunting ground brunch

dogs are gross but your neighbor should fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459729)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Pervert

My wife is still talking to them in Chinese. She brought them our last box of pineapple cake from Taiwan. I refuse to go over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459736)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: amethyst corn cake

To be fair,

“My wife is still talking to them in Chinese”

Lmao well played

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459743)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: azure passionate hell haunted graveyard



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: wild public bath generalized bond



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: big khaki space



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Charismatic liquid oxygen



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: offensive 180 wrinkle crackhouse



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:08 PM
Author: Glittery trailer park juggernaut



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Electric Talking Stage Idiot

What? How would your wife speak Chinese? That is so fucking random lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459744)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Frum bisexual property persian

180, love this twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459857)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: Abnormal coffee pot hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460517)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Alcoholic Mentally Impaired Regret Really Tough Guy



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Excitant Well-lubricated Coldplay Fan

"my wife is white, and a sinophile"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461266)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned set



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:05 PM
Author: sexy magical lay

(Mitch McConnell)

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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Frum bisexual property persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461963)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: big khaki space

this thread just got like 10 times better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460701)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:02 PM
Author: Boyish Area

dog owners in general are insufferable (unless you live in the country), but it also seems like the neighbor was out of line. You should sneak out later and pee on his precious tree yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459735)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Frum bisexual property persian

ti, oc, tcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459858)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ladyboy locus

Nah, fuck you. Dog owners like you have ruined civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459868)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Orchid naked water buffalo pit

Recently I was in line at the local faggy organic grocer and this Boomer woman was upset that I took the last almond milk carton. She glared at me and was like "excuse me but I'm older and disabled and I can't go to another store for this product". I just looked at her for a moment and said "I don't give a shit". She audibly gasped and was just frozen there as I walked away, you could tell she had never been talked to like that, probably married to some ubercuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459870)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: azure passionate hell haunted graveyard

I had that happen to me once. The cunt actually grabbed the item out of my cart while I had my back turned. I made a huge scene and she gave it back and sulked away. Fucking boomers man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47459878)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:49 PM
Author: aromatic den ceo

i’m lolling thinking about this boomer coming to the very rational conclusion that “no way is this millennial shit going to make a bombastic orgy of self-righteousness SCENE to the mortification of everyone involved in any capacity over a carton of MILK” but then it turns out she stole it from—of all fucking people— tsinah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460279)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ladyboy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460443)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Abnormal coffee pot hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460521)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: histrionic ultramarine cumskin



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Date: March 4th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: big khaki space



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Charismatic liquid oxygen



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: frozen rigpig meetinghouse



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: vibrant spruce personal credit line



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ladyboy locus



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: purple stead laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460284)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Emerald parlor

You owe us an explanation as to why you’re buying almond milk. That’s the faggiest part of the post by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460463)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle ladyboy locus



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Orchid naked water buffalo pit

I use it to make spinach smoothies and shit like that. It’s for my Health or something iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460473)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: yellow milk

No wonder u don't get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460957)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: awkward comical feces

but how was your neighbor driving and walking your dog at the same time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460522)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 5:38 AM
Author: nudist friendly grandma

I only let my dogs pee on street signs snd fire hydrants in people’s yards but there is one anti-Canite faggot in my neighborhood who puts a dainty foot high dog barrier fence up. He’s on a corner so has a few signs in his just on the street side of his fence. I make sure the dog deposits a healthy load on each every walk. He’s a gardener so usually is sitting there seething and I just laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47460950)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:46 AM
Author: offensive 180 wrinkle crackhouse

dunno why but really love this thread, has that "only on XO" vibe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461201)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: frozen rigpig meetinghouse

The whole thread is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461213)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: vibrant spruce personal credit line

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461258)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Frum bisexual property persian

Amazing thread that started as mundane but to incredibly XOish twists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498970&forum_id=2)#47461966)



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Date: March 4th, 2024 3:04 PM
Author: big khaki space



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