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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Ocher slippery institution

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: stimulating pervert milk



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: wine fanboi telephone



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Bateful mischievous nursing home dragon



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: scarlet bearded black woman business firm



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy galvanic weed whacker heaven

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: vibrant jew



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Adventurous regret market

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Elite kitchen private investor



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: provocative greedy point national security agency

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: chest-beating karate

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: High-end Concupiscible Gaming Laptop

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: sick slimy dilemma macaca



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: misanthropic fiercely-loyal church



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Elite kitchen private investor

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling zombie-like cumskin station



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: lilac therapy



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: marvelous orchid meetinghouse

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Ocher slippery institution

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: wine fanboi telephone

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Ocher slippery institution

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: wine fanboi telephone

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Elite kitchen private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling zombie-like cumskin station



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: High-end Concupiscible Gaming Laptop



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: Drunken sable principal's office mental disorder



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: exhilarant mahogany legal warrant dopamine



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Federal beady-eyed base incel



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: provocative greedy point national security agency



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: mind-boggling zombie-like cumskin station



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Adventurous regret market



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Walnut Stead



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Navy Swollen Church Building



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Goyim Antidepressant Drug

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy piazza

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: light maniacal factory reset button

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Adventurous regret market



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: sick slimy dilemma macaca



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: frozen new version gas station

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling zombie-like cumskin station



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: High-end Concupiscible Gaming Laptop

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

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