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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Hyperactive free-loading feces corner
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
onyx new version
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Gay factory reset button private investor
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
histrionic crotch wrinkle
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Shaky theatre idea he suggested
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Electric tanning salon
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
thirsty office stock car
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Cordovan excitant field
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
multi-colored kink-friendly doctorate
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Grizzly french chef goyim
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
appetizing skinny woman
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
outnumbered parlour
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
comical casino
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Cerebral cream stage
  06/30/25
cr
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
multi-colored kink-friendly doctorate
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Stirring ebony sneaky criminal depressive
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
outnumbered parlour
  06/30/25
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Chestnut headpube
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
appetizing skinny woman
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Cerebral cream stage
  06/30/25
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primrose frisky public bath
  07/01/25
*bussy
Concupiscible pozpig idiot
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Electric tanning salon
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
jade therapy
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Racy National Security Agency
  06/30/25
fuck
appetizing skinny woman
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
jade therapy
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Hyperactive free-loading feces corner
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
appetizing skinny woman
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Stirring ebony sneaky criminal depressive
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
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disgusting address turdskin
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
crystalline philosopher-king
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
wine background story cruise ship
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
iridescent ladyboy sanctuary
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
wine background story cruise ship
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Chestnut headpube
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
wine background story cruise ship
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
beta 180 quadroon gunner
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Snowy motley coldplay fan prole
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Judgmental pit fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
tcr
Chestnut headpube
  07/01/25
just jump
blathering titillating milk
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
...
doobsian twinkling uncleanness locus
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
swashbuckling duck-like ceo rehab
  06/30/25
wow
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
exhilarant hairy legs
  06/30/25
JFC man
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Cordovan excitant field
  06/30/25
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blathering titillating milk
  06/30/25
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appetizing skinny woman
  06/30/25
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outnumbered parlour
  06/30/25
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Ivory Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
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splenetic hospital pistol
  06/30/25
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Snowy motley coldplay fan prole
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Judgmental pit fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
crystalline philosopher-king
  06/30/25
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Misanthropic brindle menage legend
  07/01/25
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primrose frisky public bath
  07/01/25
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Harsh sex offender
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Submissive State
  07/01/25
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big startled party of the first part
  07/01/25
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Gay factory reset button private investor
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Shaky theatre idea he suggested
  06/30/25
bro
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
...
Judgmental pit fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
lol
Chestnut headpube
  07/01/25
...
Up-to-no-good area
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
glittery obsidian indian lodge
  06/30/25
jfc
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
multi-colored kink-friendly doctorate
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Ivory Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
splenetic hospital pistol
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Chestnut headpube
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
glittery obsidian indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
iridescent ladyboy sanctuary
  07/01/25
...
splenetic hospital pistol
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
big startled party of the first part
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Lascivious Lay
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Stirring ebony sneaky criminal depressive
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
appetizing skinny woman
  06/30/25
...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/01/25
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twinkling police squad regret
  07/01/25
lol
Chestnut headpube
  07/01/25
...
blathering titillating milk
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
pungent coffee pot
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
salmon heaven halford
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Offensive university
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
mint zippy laser beams
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
puce psychic
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
twinkling police squad regret
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Shivering senate
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Chestnut headpube
  07/01/25
...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
primrose frisky public bath
  07/01/25
😟
Startling Dull Brunch
  07/01/25
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maroon provocative stain
  07/01/25
holy shit
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
twinkling police squad regret
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
self-centered circlehead dopamine
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
big startled party of the first part
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Electric tanning salon
  07/01/25
...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
big startled party of the first part
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
big startled party of the first part
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
swashbuckling duck-like ceo rehab
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Electric tanning salon
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Cruel-hearted Stead
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
primrose frisky public bath
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
vibrant massive dingle berry plaza
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/06/25
...
swashbuckling duck-like ceo rehab
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Curious trailer park rigor
  07/06/25
...
splenetic hospital pistol
  07/06/25
lol
Chestnut headpube
  07/07/25
wow
Scarlet half-breed boistinker
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive free-loading feces corner

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: onyx new version

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Gay factory reset button private investor

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: histrionic crotch wrinkle

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Shaky theatre idea he suggested

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Electric tanning salon

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: thirsty office stock car

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cordovan excitant field

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: multi-colored kink-friendly doctorate

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Grizzly french chef goyim

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing skinny woman

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: comical casino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Cerebral cream stage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: multi-colored kink-friendly doctorate

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring ebony sneaky criminal depressive

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing skinny woman

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral cream stage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: primrose frisky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible pozpig idiot

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Electric tanning salon

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: jade therapy

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Racy National Security Agency

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: appetizing skinny woman

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: jade therapy

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Hyperactive free-loading feces corner

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: appetizing skinny woman

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Stirring ebony sneaky criminal depressive

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: disgusting address turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: crystalline philosopher-king

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: wine background story cruise ship

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: iridescent ladyboy sanctuary

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: wine background story cruise ship

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: wine background story cruise ship

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: beta 180 quadroon gunner

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Snowy motley coldplay fan prole

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Judgmental pit fortuitous meteor

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: blathering titillating milk

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: doobsian twinkling uncleanness locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like ceo rehab

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: exhilarant hairy legs

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cordovan excitant field

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: blathering titillating milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: appetizing skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: outnumbered parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Ivory Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: splenetic hospital pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Snowy motley coldplay fan prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Judgmental pit fortuitous meteor

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: crystalline philosopher-king

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Misanthropic brindle menage legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: primrose frisky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Harsh sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Submissive State

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: big startled party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Gay factory reset button private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Shaky theatre idea he suggested

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Judgmental pit fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: glittery obsidian indian lodge

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: multi-colored kink-friendly doctorate

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Ivory Antidepressant Drug

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: splenetic hospital pistol

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: glittery obsidian indian lodge

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: iridescent ladyboy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: splenetic hospital pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: big startled party of the first part

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lascivious Lay

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Stirring ebony sneaky criminal depressive

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: appetizing skinny woman

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: twinkling police squad regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: blathering titillating milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: pungent coffee pot

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: salmon heaven halford

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Offensive university

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: mint zippy laser beams

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: puce psychic

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: twinkling police squad regret

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Shivering senate

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: primrose frisky public bath

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Startling Dull Brunch

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: maroon provocative stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: twinkling police squad regret

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: self-centered circlehead dopamine

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: big startled party of the first part

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Electric tanning salon

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: big startled party of the first part

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: big startled party of the first part

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like ceo rehab

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Electric tanning salon

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Stead

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: primrose frisky public bath

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: vibrant massive dingle berry plaza

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling duck-like ceo rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Curious trailer park rigor

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: splenetic hospital pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Chestnut headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Scarlet half-breed boistinker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)