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Bought neighbor girl Victoria Secret pajamas for Christmas and her dad is mad

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Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage
  12/22/25
nice pics
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Didn't think there would be interest. It also came with m...
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zoomer sexuality expert
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100% fake bc it's not a selfie, thanks for the slow flame th...
odious church building
  12/22/25
Ctrl-f "selfie" ???
Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage
  12/22/25
no woman says "hold up, wait, hold up, mom, can you tak...
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Now I have a boner.
Talented Sanctuary Boiling Water
  12/22/25
can see why dad would be jealous
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now THIS is how you run flame
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Pea-brained corner yarmulke
  12/22/25
how old is she?
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Not sure, zoomer age, wasn't aware you needed to know someon...
Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage
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Aquamarine Parlor Stain
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any chance you found this wishlish off her linktree listed o...
Boyish weed whacker electric furnace
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Not sure how, it was on one of those computer things when yo...
Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage
  12/22/25
This was really generous of you and it's unfortunate that th...
Aquamarine Parlor Stain
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I want to believe
contagious address
  12/22/25
holy shit not flame
exhilarant patrolman
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Unhinged market
  12/22/25
These are my favorite flame threads.
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I'm afraid I did a complete audit of all Victorias Secret pa...
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odious church building
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Sorry I guess it was a different brand and dropshipped from...
Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage
  12/22/25
Wow. Nice save
shaky station
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Btw you get a 35% holiday discount if you order one of these...
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Out of stock now lol
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very rude of him tbqh
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I'm leaning toward flame given that I can't imagine what tee...
gold church
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  12/27/25
Cr. How ignorant can this guy be?
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  12/29/25
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and that neighbors name was Jeffery Epstain
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a sleeve? elbow too pointy.
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  01/02/26
don't lose sight of the fact that you are the victim here
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  01/02/26
you didnt mention she was a law teen
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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage

I looked her up online and found she had an Amazon wishlist so I bought her the Pajamas thinking nothing of it. She messaged me saying she loved them and sent a pic of her wearing them in front of their Christmas tree. It was a small gesture and they weren't even that expensive. Anyway her dad STORMS over and pounds on the door, threatens to "fuck me up" if I have any contact with her again. He tells me to delete the photos and I refuse. I think he's mad my gift cost more than whatever they got for her and he feels upstaged. Sorry I had a good year in the stock market buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531215)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Walnut Trump Supporter National

nice pics

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage

Didn't think there would be interest.

It also came with matching socks but she didn't send any pics of those yet

https://i.postimg.cc/y8kZGmvq/IMG-0103.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/mZYJcM3R/IMG-0104.jpg

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine Parlor Stain



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Walnut Trump Supporter National

180

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Erotic chapel dysfunction

A wholesome neighborhood Christmas

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: odious church building



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage



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Date: December 27th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: odious church building

100% fake bc it's not a selfie, thanks for the slow flame tho

EDIT: and fake that she's living with grownups but there's no tree skirt.

EDIT: and fake that she's got a bra on under her pajamas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531609)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage

Ctrl-f "selfie"

???

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: odious church building

no woman says "hold up, wait, hold up, mom, can you take this slutty pic for my autistic neighbor??"

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage

BEEP BEEP BEEP

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: odious church building

tyft

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Talented Sanctuary Boiling Water

Now I have a boner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531611)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bright persian

can see why dad would be jealous



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: self-absorbed harsh community account incel

now THIS is how you run flame

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: medicated appetizing hairy legs



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: cobalt ungodly haunted graveyard state



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: talking theater



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: gold church



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Giraffe



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Fighting juggernaut tattoo

lmao tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49532443)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: talking theater

oh my

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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

I'd risk gettin' fucked up by the Dad just to jack off all over those tits.

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Pea-brained corner yarmulke



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: kink-friendly boltzmann pit

how old is she?

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage

Not sure, zoomer age, wasn't aware you needed to know someone's age to buy them a christmas present. It won't happen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531285)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Aquamarine Parlor Stain



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Boyish weed whacker electric furnace

any chance you found this wishlish off her linktree listed on her onlyfans...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531326)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage

Not sure how, it was on one of those computer things when you look her up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531331)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Aquamarine Parlor Stain

This was really generous of you and it's unfortunate that this girl's father wasn't willing to get into the Christmas spirit like everyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531632)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: contagious address

I want to believe

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: exhilarant patrolman

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531731)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Unhinged market



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: transparent aggressive athletic conference

These are my favorite flame threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531787)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: shaky station

I'm afraid I did a complete audit of all Victorias Secret pajama sets including out-of-season outlet styles (multiple hours of search) and can confirm this is fraud OP. Next time pls take the time to upload an existing product and provide to chatgpt as reference. Simple steps that go above and beyond for your clients. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531795)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: odious church building



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Diverse Foreskin Theater Stage

Sorry I guess it was a different brand and dropshipped from walmart, i bought through the wishlist link so idk. here is the item if anyone wants to buy it for their SO or daughter or neighbor https://www.walmart.com/ip/NB-3PC-GIFT-PJ-SET/16012964681?variantFieldId=actual_color&classType=VARIANT&athbdg=L1103

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: shaky station

Wow. Nice save

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: transparent aggressive athletic conference



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine Parlor Stain

Btw you get a 35% holiday discount if you order one of these along with at least one used ladies Rolex watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531821)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: transparent aggressive athletic conference



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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

Out of stock now lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49550822)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: motley tantric faggotry

very rude of him tbqh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531813)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: gold church

I'm leaning toward flame given that I can't imagine what teenage girl decides to 1) take photos like this and send them to the creepy autistic lawyer who was stalking her social media for some reason, 2) tell her dad about it after the fact. But flame or not, this is some excellent content creation. Good work, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531829)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: shaky station

It doesn't matter if she's actually a chatutbate cam girl or otherwise. Fact is we can TRUST these were in fact bought off a wishlist and that she is REAL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49531843)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Fighting juggernaut tattoo

I understand why you think it might be flame, but honestly it’s not flame. All these zoomer girls have been online their whole lives and it’s nothing to them to put up an Amazon wish list for anyone who wants to—friends, family, neighbors, older men, whomever—to buy stuff for them. Also they know how to take good looking photos of themselves for Instagram and stuff so of course she’s going to send him a picture. She’s hoping he buys her more stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49532459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Aquamarine Parlor Stain



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: gold church

Now explain the part where she says, "Hi Dad. Let me show you the photos I sent to my autistic neighbor to try to get him to buy me more shit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49537478)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: which dad?

Uhhhh that's like the most innocuous part of the whole story. Wait til you learn about the "chobani daddy" that girls pull nowadays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49544116)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

Cr. How ignorant can this guy be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49548937)



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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Okay, I will admit to my ignorance. What the fuck is a "chobani daddy"? I searched Google and urbandictionary, and I'm coming up with nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49550743)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: MAHA Movement

Why would you search that gay shit instead of searching xo

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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: flatulent stag film national security agency

and that neighbors name was Jeffery Epstain

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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Fighting juggernaut tattoo



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: irradiated business firm tank

Is OP the same guy who posted about the neighbor girl prancing around in “vagina shorts”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813153&forum_id=2)#49537530)



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Date: December 27th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

link? I don't remember

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Date: December 30th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Mustapha's Providence Adventure (No Future)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

Thought I was in the clear cause her dad took her phone away, but she used some old android phone with a terrible camera to send a happy new year text and a photo of her in a ridiculous push-up bra looking like it was taken on a Nintendo DS and I can't even block the number cause she used some free texting app that appends ads to her text so I got an ad for Clash Royale along with it. Should I get a restraining order on the dad

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

https://postimg.cc/G9V2t3FY

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Long Doobsian Flying J RedWang Hehe-ing ( )

hideous sun damage

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: fully online and responsive

That's just compression artifacts from the gas station phone camera

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: MAHA Movement



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: there's a wocket in my pocket

a sleeve? elbow too pointy.

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

don't lose sight of the fact that you are the victim here

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Gary Bussy

you didnt mention she was a law teen

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Note to future xoxo flame artists: This is how to run a high quality flame. See below:

1) Include pics.

2) Make a ridiculous premise but not so ridiculous that it's completely unbelievable, so readers are left thinking, "This is probably flame... But what if it's not?"

3) Include pics.

4) Do a slow burn where you think that the flame has burned out, but then add a new twist later to keep it going (with more pics, of course).

5) Did I mention that a high quality flame should always include pics?

You're doing God's work, brother. Bravo.

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