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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
lavender hateful love of her life
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Racy national
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Know-it-all locus
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Jade juggernaut cuckoldry
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
vengeful church building tank
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
stubborn heady goyim
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
splenetic amethyst nibblets
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
arrogant ultramarine public bath fat ankles
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Balding ticket booth
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Transparent hairraiser multi-billionaire potus
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Purple trip market
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Vibrant Stage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Supple Lay Fortuitous Meteor
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Razzle Piazza
  06/30/25
cr
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Balding ticket booth
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
exhilarant cowardly den codepig
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Vibrant Stage
  06/30/25
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turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Purple trip market
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Razzle Piazza
  06/30/25
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Grizzly Newt Crotch
  07/01/25
*bussy
provocative milk
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
stubborn heady goyim
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
dull nowag
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
azure lascivious stead pocket flask
  06/30/25
fuck
Purple trip market
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
dull nowag
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
lavender hateful love of her life
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Purple trip market
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
exhilarant cowardly den codepig
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Shimmering swashbuckling box office weed whacker
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Big unholy temple
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
razzle-dazzle saffron kitty cat
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Outnumbered marketing idea mad cow disease
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
razzle-dazzle saffron kitty cat
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
razzle-dazzle saffron kitty cat
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
cerebral medicated double fault forum
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
erotic motley psychic orchestra pit
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
burgundy garrison
  06/30/25
tcr
turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/01/25
just jump
Submissive Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Pit
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
...
salmon really tough guy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Jet-lagged Locale
  06/30/25
wow
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
citrine adulterous main people
  06/30/25
JFC man
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
arrogant ultramarine public bath fat ankles
  06/30/25
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Submissive Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Pit
  06/30/25
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Purple trip market
  06/30/25
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Vibrant Stage
  06/30/25
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low-t red university
  06/30/25
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sepia electric kitty digit ratio
  06/30/25
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erotic motley psychic orchestra pit
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
burgundy garrison
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Big unholy temple
  06/30/25
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Effete crackhouse shitlib
  07/01/25
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Grizzly Newt Crotch
  07/01/25
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Talking police squad
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
twisted frisky dragon
  07/01/25
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mint buck-toothed nursing home
  07/01/25
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Know-it-all locus
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
vengeful church building tank
  06/30/25
bro
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
...
burgundy garrison
  06/30/25
lol
turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
Jet metal volcanic crater
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Excitant bull headed spot
  06/30/25
jfc
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Balding ticket booth
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
low-t red university
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
sepia electric kitty digit ratio
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Excitant bull headed spot
  07/01/25
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Outnumbered marketing idea mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
sepia electric kitty digit ratio
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
mint buck-toothed nursing home
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Lake whorehouse striped hyena
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
exhilarant cowardly den codepig
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Purple trip market
  06/30/25
...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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Coiffed puppy parlour
  07/01/25
lol
turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
Submissive Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Pit
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Iridescent cruise ship
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Pink Cracking Tanning Salon
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
talented claret dysfunction
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Appetizing mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
soul-stirring heaven
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Coiffed puppy parlour
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
floppy fluffy queen of the night roast beef
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Grizzly Newt Crotch
  07/01/25
😟
maize factory reset button dingle berry
  07/01/25
...
tan insane site
  07/01/25
holy shit
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Coiffed puppy parlour
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
passionate confused institution azn
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
mint buck-toothed nursing home
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
stubborn heady goyim
  07/01/25
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Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
mint buck-toothed nursing home
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
mint buck-toothed nursing home
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Jet-lagged Locale
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
stubborn heady goyim
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
chrome massive casino genital piercing
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Grizzly Newt Crotch
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Bronze home
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
...
Jet-lagged Locale
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
fishy hilarious theater stage
  07/06/25
...
sepia electric kitty digit ratio
  07/06/25
lol
turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann
  07/07/25
wow
Disturbing twinkling uncleanness
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: lavender hateful love of her life

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Racy national

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all locus

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Jade juggernaut cuckoldry

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: vengeful church building tank

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: stubborn heady goyim

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: splenetic amethyst nibblets

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: arrogant ultramarine public bath fat ankles

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Balding ticket booth

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Transparent hairraiser multi-billionaire potus

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Purple trip market

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Vibrant Stage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Supple Lay Fortuitous Meteor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Balding ticket booth

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly den codepig

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Vibrant Stage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Purple trip market

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzle Piazza

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Grizzly Newt Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: provocative milk

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: stubborn heady goyim

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: dull nowag

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: azure lascivious stead pocket flask

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Purple trip market

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: dull nowag

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: lavender hateful love of her life

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Purple trip market

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly den codepig

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Shimmering swashbuckling box office weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Big unholy temple

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron kitty cat

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered marketing idea mad cow disease

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron kitty cat

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle saffron kitty cat

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cerebral medicated double fault forum

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: erotic motley psychic orchestra pit

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Submissive Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Pit

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: salmon really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Locale

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: citrine adulterous main people

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: arrogant ultramarine public bath fat ankles

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Submissive Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Purple trip market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: low-t red university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sepia electric kitty digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: erotic motley psychic orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: burgundy garrison

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Big unholy temple

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Effete crackhouse shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Grizzly Newt Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Talking police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: twisted frisky dragon

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: mint buck-toothed nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: vengeful church building tank

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: burgundy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Jet metal volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Excitant bull headed spot

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Balding ticket booth

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: low-t red university

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sepia electric kitty digit ratio

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Excitant bull headed spot

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered marketing idea mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: sepia electric kitty digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: mint buck-toothed nursing home

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Lake whorehouse striped hyena

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: exhilarant cowardly den codepig

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Purple trip market

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Coiffed puppy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Submissive Bearded Sweet Tailpipe Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Iridescent cruise ship

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Pink Cracking Tanning Salon

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: talented claret dysfunction

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Appetizing mad-dog skullcap

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring heaven

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Coiffed puppy parlour

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: floppy fluffy queen of the night roast beef

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Grizzly Newt Crotch

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: maize factory reset button dingle berry

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: tan insane site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Coiffed puppy parlour

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: passionate confused institution azn

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: mint buck-toothed nursing home

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: stubborn heady goyim

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: mint buck-toothed nursing home

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: mint buck-toothed nursing home

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Locale

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: stubborn heady goyim

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: chrome massive casino genital piercing

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Grizzly Newt Crotch

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Bronze home

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fishy hilarious theater stage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: sepia electric kitty digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: turquoise self-absorbed boltzmann

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Disturbing twinkling uncleanness

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)