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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: cerebral location EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363240) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke Begs the question why are you looking at your poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363245) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: cerebral location When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363253) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke (Oprah) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363255) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Fantasy-prone hall Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363264) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363286) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Fantasy-prone hall Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363298) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke you're scaring me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363302) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM Author: Fantasy-prone hall Good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363380) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke why don't you use full stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363385) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM Author: Fantasy-prone hall Full stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363393) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke Periods you yank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363422) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Fantasy-prone hall Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363470) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365063) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: curious ungodly juggernaut Will do. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363306) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: Fantasy-prone hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363382) |
Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: Mauve Talented Old Irish Cottage Locus DESCRIBE the seeds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363249) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: cerebral location They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363256) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke Maybe see a doctor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363259) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: cerebral location I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363265) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM Author: sexy electric meetinghouse main people Plant the poop on upenn's campus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363250) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: Sick Violent Hominid those are worms/parasite shells, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363261) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: cerebral location What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363274) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Fighting cowardly national security agency seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363292) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: cerebral location NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363310) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Boyish bonkers rehab Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.
Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: dull unholy library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363303) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: cerebral location NO!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363308) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Boyish bonkers rehab it's the only way brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363320) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Soul-stirring private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363334) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM Author: vigorous iridescent property stain those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.
bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM Author: Chest-beating box office yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363423) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM Author: cerebral location Bro, I don't eat fast food at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363429) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: exhilarant police squad Did you eat pork? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363431) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM Author: vigorous iridescent property stain have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?
what about wild fish or game? |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM Author: Histrionic Doctorate sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26573594) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: Learning disabled concupiscible fat ankles sex offender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48879940) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM Author: Glittery chartreuse filthpig (Rudolph) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363446) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM Author: Motley Indecent Whorehouse Shitlib ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: charismatic garnet shrine Rudolph,
You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture. |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM Author: charismatic garnet shrine Rudolph's "seeds":
http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM Author: charismatic garnet shrine Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365114) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: cerebral location Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365128) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM Author: cerebral location If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365130) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: charismatic garnet shrine I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365175) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM Author: cerebral location Can they check you without a stool sample? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365184) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM Author: charismatic garnet shrine I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365222) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM Author: cerebral location PAGING BENZO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365229) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM Author: vigorous iridescent property stain thats pinworms
tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described
op need to get dewormed, post haste |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM Author: poppy voyeur OUTTED as jezebel commenter:
pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan 9/12/14 4:07pm
This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.
http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754 |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Scarlet theater Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365262) |
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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: cerebral location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365267) |
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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM Author: charismatic garnet shrine Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26517033) |
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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM Author: Lemon stage ape I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26573579) |
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