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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: sienna bossy gay wizard stage

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: translucent parlor



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Green Foreskin



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: Motley mexican



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: nubile slap-happy chapel becky



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Fishy trip trump supporter

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Chocolate pozpig



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: multi-colored turquoise sanctuary

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible place of business



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: carnelian ticket booth faggotry

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Heady mad-dog skullcap den

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: exhilarant avocado church

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: vivacious self-centered coffee pot boistinker



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Maniacal Talking Roast Beef



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible place of business

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Blathering charismatic institution brethren



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Pale gaping whorehouse



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: navy main people library

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: sienna bossy gay wizard stage

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Green Foreskin

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: sienna bossy gay wizard stage

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Green Foreskin

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Duck-like concupiscible place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Blathering charismatic institution brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: exhilarant avocado church



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: thriller clown



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Odious Jade State



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Crusty comical rigpig abode



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: carnelian ticket booth faggotry



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Blathering charismatic institution brethren



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: multi-colored turquoise sanctuary



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Violet haunted graveyard famous landscape painting



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Irradiated menage

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: awkward point

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: autistic stimulating stage death wish

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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: multi-colored turquoise sanctuary



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: vivacious self-centered coffee pot boistinker



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: fuchsia area

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2)#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Blathering charismatic institution brethren



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
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