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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Sable provocative bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
arousing site pozpig
  04/18/25
Cr.
Big Fear-inspiring Crackhouse Prole
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
lemon contagious hairy legs spot
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Godawful filthpig national security agency
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
pearl forum
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
stubborn dun locale
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook
  04/18/25
...
overrated aqua newt brunch
  04/18/25
...
passionate sepia pervert
  08/17/26
...
boyish psychic
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
talented people who are hurt
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
aquamarine market selfie
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
aquamarine market selfie
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
overrated aqua newt brunch
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
aquamarine market selfie
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
aquamarine market selfie
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
unholy business firm persian
  04/18/25
jfc goys
aquamarine market selfie
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
overrated aqua newt brunch
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
emerald crawly orchestra pit
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
overrated aqua newt brunch
  04/18/25
Ty friend
emerald crawly orchestra pit
  04/18/25
...
titillating nursing home
  08/17/26
...
titillating nursing home
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
misunderstood roommate
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
misunderstood roommate
  04/18/25
...
Cyan Harsh Plaza
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
aquamarine market selfie
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
adventurous degenerate
  04/18/25
...
boyish psychic
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Alcoholic Senate Double Fault
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
emerald crawly orchestra pit
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
adventurous degenerate
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
adventurous degenerate
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
adventurous degenerate
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
arousing site pozpig
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
adventurous degenerate
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
adventurous degenerate
  08/17/26
...
titillating nursing home
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
ur dumb
adventurous degenerate
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
adventurous degenerate
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
adventurous degenerate
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Fuchsia 180 sanctuary party of the first part
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
adventurous degenerate
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Fuchsia 180 sanctuary party of the first part
  08/17/26
...
sick electric gay wizard
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
misunderstood roommate
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
adventurous degenerate
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
misunderstood roommate
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
lemon contagious hairy legs spot
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
adventurous degenerate
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Sable provocative bawdyhouse

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: arousing site pozpig

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Big Fear-inspiring Crackhouse Prole

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: lemon contagious hairy legs spot

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Godawful filthpig national security agency

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: pearl forum

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: stubborn dun locale

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: overrated aqua newt brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: passionate sepia pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: boyish psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: talented people who are hurt

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: aquamarine market selfie

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: aquamarine market selfie

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: overrated aqua newt brunch

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: aquamarine market selfie

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: aquamarine market selfie

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: unholy business firm persian

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: aquamarine market selfie

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: overrated aqua newt brunch

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: adventurous degenerate

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: emerald crawly orchestra pit

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: overrated aqua newt brunch

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: emerald crawly orchestra pit

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: titillating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: titillating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: misunderstood roommate

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: adventurous degenerate

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: misunderstood roommate

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Cyan Harsh Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: aquamarine market selfie

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: adventurous degenerate

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: boyish psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Senate Double Fault

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: emerald crawly orchestra pit

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: adventurous degenerate

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: adventurous degenerate

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: arousing site pozpig

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: titillating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Thriller Narrow-minded Travel Guidebook

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Fuchsia 180 sanctuary party of the first part

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: adventurous degenerate

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia 180 sanctuary party of the first part

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: sick electric gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: misunderstood roommate

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: adventurous degenerate

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: misunderstood roommate

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: lemon contagious hairy legs spot

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: adventurous degenerate

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)