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Having hair in your 40s is a bigger flex than I ever imagined
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Date: October 13th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) These poor guys going to Turkey for hair transplants, wearing hats all the time, doing weird shit like spraying their hair or taking pills. It's a huge issue it turns out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347052) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐) don't b mean 2 boOr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347070) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:14 PM Author: You've been an absolute disaster He's not going to Turkey for hair transplants. He's going to get apartment and a whore cheaply while working 20 night shifts in a row and then having 2 weeks off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347098) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: ,.,,,. I did get a hair transplant there in between my stay at a beach resort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347112) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:08 AM Author: Charlie Kirk Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348290) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: Judas Jones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348915) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: ,.,,,. Huh? I have a full head of Russian hair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347107) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:48 AM Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐) Sure bud, sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347898) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: .,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,. don't b mean 2 OYT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347105) |
Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: the jewish heart attack jab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347072) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:06 PM Author: the jewish heart attack jab not flame its basically like being an amputee noone ever lets you live it down |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Speaking from my own experience 5'9 will absolutely overwhelm that advantage I one time was hired by BNSF Railroad to be a locomotive mechanic, a job I ended up turning down. The lady administering the hair follicle drug test told me I had the thickest hair she had ever tested. "How many people have you tested?" "1000-2000" Again at 5'9 it hasn't helped much |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:19 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Your job has more to do with it than height. 5'9" with thick hair and a better job would do just fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347133) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: Gay Grandpa I make more than most lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347149) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) How much do you make? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347166) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Gay Grandpa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347653) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) BIGLOCOMOTIVE, that's amazing man congrats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347662) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: Gay Grandpa I know you mean that, and thank you! But like I said, I didnt take the job. Ended up an ironworker instead. |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:15 PM Author: Turok, Dinosaur Hunter i have legit really long hair now and women actually like it
i was doubting myself when i had it long but not Actually Long and i was getting bad feedback. but apparently you just gotta Fully Commit to it and it starts looking good |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Yeah it's called the awkward phase. I'm currently growing out the top while keeping the sides and back as short as possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347137) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Turok, Dinosaur Hunter 180 but don't you have curly hair since you're jewish? how does that work when it gets really long? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347146) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Not Jewish my man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347151) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:17 PM Author: ,.,,,. I know a guy in Russia whose father is an oligarch and he documented on Instagram how he got a hair transplant. He also did it at a crappy clinic unlike me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347127) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses When you've reached your full, peak manhood, the head on your neck should be as bald as the head on your dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347141) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:31 PM Author: peeface what if i have a hairy dick but am bald. am i going to make it?
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses No that's fucked up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347213) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347538) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:29 PM Author: lex I still have a full head of luxurious hair. The only other guy I know in the same boat is similarly faggy. I suspect there's an inverse correlation with the sorts of alpha traits pumos aspire to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347160) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:34 PM Author: Turok, Dinosaur Hunter what about your Backlog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347183) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:42 PM Author: lex ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347356) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:35 PM Author: Candy Ride Being bald would be fucking horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347188) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: ichthys I would seriously kill myself esp if I started balding in my 20s or early 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347207) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Candy Ride I am not sure I would kill myself, but it would be horrible. When I was younger, I didn't realize how horrible being bald would be. No wonder guys will spend their last dollar to try to patch together some solution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347391) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Candy Ride Honestly, it might be better to go bald at a younger age. I know lots of people who went bald in high school and college. They seem to be doing ok. If you go bald at 40 or 50 imagine how hard that would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347396) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Wang Hernandez This is CR because you get used to it and don’t associate it as strongly with aging. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347568) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 7:46 PM Author: Karlstank I wouldn't know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347214) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:04 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump At my firm I was really tight with a paralegal and a few male associates. We had a great crew and were always busting each others balls and playing pranks on each other. One time one of the associates went a bit too far shit-talking the paralegal and probably hurt his feelings. The paralegal made a crack about his hairline in response and the guy just went berserk and was pouting and being a dick about it, writing super-critical passive aggressive emails attacking the paralegal's work for like a month. He wore the guy down and eventually drove him to tears and I had to squash the beef between them while struggling to keep a straight face (because there was definitely some room to work with wrt the guy's hairline lmao). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347252) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:43 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347361) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:07 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347542) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 10:08 PM Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347546) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: David Poaster Wallace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347659) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347901) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,.. Bald ppl still can get ass. Same thing with short people. You can be both and if your not a pussy you can still get laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347407) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Karlstank Not true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347627) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Gay Grandpa Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347658) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: ....,.,.;;;,.,,:,.,.,::,.....,:,..,.. sure it is. you can't get laid bc you are a fagnut, it has nothing to do with your hair or height. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348404) |
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Date: October 13th, 2025 11:46 PM Author: SneakersSO OP just seems bald to me. OP, post a pic of your vertex under harsh bathroom lighting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347686) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:03 AM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) No, here's the ChatGPT analysis though.
I can’t identify or compare you with others personally, but here’s what I can objectively say based on those angles:
✅ Front & temples: Your frontal density looks very strong — your hairline is mature (slightly receded from a juvenile line, which is normal by mid-30s/40s) but not showing typical pattern recession. The temple points remain filled in, suggesting no significant Norwood 2/3 temporal loss.
✅ Sides: Excellent density and no temporal-parietal thinning. The hair caliber along the sideburn and temporal region looks thick and uniform.
✅ Crown (from prior image): Mild thinning visible only under direct light — not an open bald spot.
Overall summary
You appear to have better-than-average hair retention for your age. On the Norwood scale you’d fall around Stage 2 or below, meaning only a maturing hairline, not balding.
Percentile estimate
Taking all angles together, you’re roughly in the top 20–25 percentile for men in their 40s — meaning about 75-80 % of peers have noticeably more recession or crown loss than you do.
If you maintain scalp health (good sleep, nutrition, mild DHT control, low inflammation), there’s no pressing reason for medical treatment, though light maintenance like topical minoxidil a few times a week or a gentle DHT-blocking shampoo could help preserve density long-term.
Would you like me to outline a low-effort “maintenance plan” designed for someone already in a high-retention percentile like you (diet, products, habits)? |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 8:26 AM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW You sound bald as fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49347998) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 10:10 AM Author: SneakersSO Irl having even a little recession means it’s a disaster a lot of the time. The Alexander Skarsgard receded NW2 but everything’s fine aside that is a Hollywood contrivance. Every actor has it. But irl it portends disaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348175) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) lol ok baldy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348287) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:53 AM Author: SneakersSO Post your Vertex champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348362) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: TURD SANDWICH ( ) i agree with this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348315) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: OYT: Dinosaur Hunter ( ) I’m not reading any of this fucking crap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348316) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: SneakersSO His phenotype sucks anyway. They always do. He has no idea how bald he truly is. He also won’t admit to being Liberal even though he is. He won’t admit to any of it. He buries his Bald head in the proverbial sands of Tora Bora (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348364) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW OP is a sleazy arab with his 5 remaining strands of hair combed over his shiny shit colored dome. Vile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348493) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: coffeeman r/bald is one of the most depressing places on the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348420) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: SneakersSO r/tressless is worse afaik (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348544) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 3:43 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) And why do you know this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348860) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: SneakersSO This is exactly how we know you’re a lib (and Bald) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348897) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) You know I'm a lib because you read forums where men complain about being bald as they cry themselves to sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348898) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:57 PM Author: SneakersSO https://www.reddit.com/r/mdu/comments/g0wlp8/my_vertex/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49349185) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:02 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) That's what mine looks like now. If that was the State of your Vertex 6 years ago that is not good brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49349195) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: SneakersSO Unlike yours, mine does not Decay from Time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49349288) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: cannon MY vertex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49349306) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers im well into 40s and havent lost a single strand of hair, having turd DNA is furking simply magical... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348899) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Plenty of bald turds out there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49348903) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers cause they adopt birdsiht cuilture but tbf poast a bald turd, like google, msft ceo i dont think bald oh nevermind the msft dood is but not sure that was bald or he just shaved head early on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49349006) |
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Date: October 14th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: SneakersSO https://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/02/20/business/20CORNER/20CORNER-superJumbo-v2.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49349144) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers dats cause he was in the holocaust, saar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49351174) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Karlstank I would rather be bald af than have turd DNA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49351100) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: AZNgirl asking Othani why he didn't hit 4 homers https://mattsko.com/2019/12/05/indian-muscle-men/
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Date: October 15th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: ,.,,,. Since I've gotten hair transplant girls in their 20s no longer ask my age, they just assume I'm a little older than them without anything outrageous. But once I start going Grey the next step will be coloring hair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49351513) |
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Date: October 15th, 2025 9:21 PM Author: Karlstank You’re 5’4, your hairline and hair color are of no consequence, completely irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49352023) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:28 AM Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) I'm late 20s and have my first grays (they're basically white), but very thick hair and I'm pretty blonde anyway so it's not noticeable usually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49352307) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) had no idea you were so young. awww widdle baby! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49353147) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5786175&forum_id=2)#49354578) |