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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo
  09/20/14
ok
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
Good
Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
Full stops?
Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
charismatic disrespectful cuckoldry
  09/20/14
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Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
sticky fortuitous meteor feces
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
dark meetinghouse deer antler
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
indigo bateful boltzmann marketing idea
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
provocative useless brakes
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
indecent comical brunch
  09/20/14
...
Fragrant Slate Hominid Codepig
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
indecent comical brunch
  09/20/14
...
Wonderful bipolar stead
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
Glittery Chest-beating School Knife
  09/20/14
...
walnut national security agency school cafeteria
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
vivacious brass faggotry juggernaut
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
Glittery Chest-beating School Knife
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
curious azn parlour
  10/23/14
...
Drunken address
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Odious Athletic Conference Weed Whacker
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
Drab mind-boggling spot headpube
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
Rough-skinned state
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
Rough-skinned state
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
Rough-skinned state
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
Rough-skinned state
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
Rough-skinned state
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
Glittery Chest-beating School Knife
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
soul-stirring claret water buffalo laser beams
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
red thriller mother resort
  09/20/14
...
Talented turquoise mood
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
Rough-skinned state
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
heady gay corn cake hell
  10/23/14
lol earl
Drunken address
  06/10/24
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  01/31/25
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: charismatic disrespectful cuckoldry

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Lilac exhilarant half-breed tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: sticky fortuitous meteor feces

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: dark meetinghouse deer antler

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: indigo bateful boltzmann marketing idea

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: provocative useless brakes

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: indecent comical brunch

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Fragrant Slate Hominid Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: indecent comical brunch

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Wonderful bipolar stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Glittery Chest-beating School Knife

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: walnut national security agency school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: vivacious brass faggotry juggernaut

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Glittery Chest-beating School Knife

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: curious azn parlour

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Drunken address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Odious Athletic Conference Weed Whacker

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: Drab mind-boggling spot headpube

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: Rough-skinned state

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned state

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned state

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Rough-skinned state

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned state

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Glittery Chest-beating School Knife

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring claret water buffalo laser beams

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: red thriller mother resort

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Talented turquoise mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: Rough-skinned state

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: heady gay corn cake hell

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Drunken address

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2)#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Obsidian cruise ship

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Navy Office Regret



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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