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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
mischievous passionate gaping
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Glittery Deer Antler
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
tripping aromatic famous landscape painting center
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Pungent Quadroon
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
diverse university double fault
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Appetizing Space
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
misanthropic haunted graveyard
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Brass histrionic cuckold goal in life
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
lemon erotic ceo psychic
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Arrogant Affirmative Action
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Mint Bateful Senate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
wine narrow-minded gas station gunner
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Marvelous house
  06/30/25
cr
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
lemon erotic ceo psychic
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
gaped startled theater
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Mint Bateful Senate
  06/30/25
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titillating pearly office
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Marvelous house
  06/30/25
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ungodly orchestra pit
  07/01/25
*bussy
irradiated base
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Appetizing Space
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Buff Parlor
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
adventurous greedy athletic conference business firm
  06/30/25
fuck
Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Buff Parlor
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
mischievous passionate gaping
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
gaped startled theater
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
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crystalline plaza
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
razzle-dazzle brunch mad cow disease
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
multi-colored demanding french chef native
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Jet-lagged vivacious garrison voyeur
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
multi-colored demanding french chef native
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
titillating pearly office
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
multi-colored demanding french chef native
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
excitant cheese-eating site
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Fiercely-loyal Newt
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
jade slippery police squad
  06/30/25
tcr
titillating pearly office
  07/01/25
just jump
galvanic cream kitchen
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
...
Puce Electric Church Building
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Maroon exhilarant lettuce
  06/30/25
wow
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Elite mediation
  06/30/25
JFC man
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Brass histrionic cuckold goal in life
  06/30/25
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galvanic cream kitchen
  06/30/25
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Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert
  06/30/25
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Mint Bateful Senate
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling Iridescent Idiot
  06/30/25
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Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan
  06/30/25
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Fiercely-loyal Newt
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
jade slippery police squad
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
razzle-dazzle brunch mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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Pale costumed whorehouse factory reset button
  07/01/25
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ungodly orchestra pit
  07/01/25
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Odious Masturbator
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
bat-shit-crazy infuriating spot
  07/01/25
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Tan Arousing Laser Beams
  07/01/25
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tripping aromatic famous landscape painting center
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
diverse university double fault
  06/30/25
bro
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
...
jade slippery police squad
  06/30/25
lol
titillating pearly office
  07/01/25
...
submissive dopamine striped hyena
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
canary domesticated mexican roommate
  06/30/25
jfc
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
lemon erotic ceo psychic
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Swashbuckling Iridescent Idiot
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
titillating pearly office
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
canary domesticated mexican roommate
  07/01/25
...
Jet-lagged vivacious garrison voyeur
  07/01/25
...
Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Tan Arousing Laser Beams
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Violet effete scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
gaped startled theater
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert
  06/30/25
...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/01/25
...
Clear motley hall candlestick maker
  07/01/25
lol
titillating pearly office
  07/01/25
...
galvanic cream kitchen
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
sinister main people stage
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Supple range feces
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Contagious school cafeteria
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Stirring hospital
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
insanely creepy public bath travel guidebook
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Clear motley hall candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
pink cracking step-uncle's house filthpig
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
titillating pearly office
  07/01/25
...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
ungodly orchestra pit
  07/01/25
😟
smoky personal credit line church
  07/01/25
...
French abnormal set
  07/01/25
holy shit
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Clear motley hall candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
sickened grizzly clown son of senegal
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Tan Arousing Laser Beams
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Appetizing Space
  07/01/25
...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Tan Arousing Laser Beams
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Tan Arousing Laser Beams
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Maroon exhilarant lettuce
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Appetizing Space
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
big-titted multi-billionaire piazza
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
ungodly orchestra pit
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Disrespectful Aquamarine Casino Corn Cake
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/06/25
...
Maroon exhilarant lettuce
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Drunken Box Office Goyim
  07/06/25
...
Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan
  07/06/25
lol
titillating pearly office
  07/07/25
wow
Dull cerebral fanboi
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: mischievous passionate gaping

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery Deer Antler

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: tripping aromatic famous landscape painting center

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Pungent Quadroon

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: diverse university double fault

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Space

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: misanthropic haunted graveyard

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Brass histrionic cuckold goal in life

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: lemon erotic ceo psychic

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Arrogant Affirmative Action

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Mint Bateful Senate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: wine narrow-minded gas station gunner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Marvelous house

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lemon erotic ceo psychic

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: gaped startled theater

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Mint Bateful Senate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: titillating pearly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Marvelous house

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: ungodly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: irradiated base

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Space

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Buff Parlor

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: adventurous greedy athletic conference business firm

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Buff Parlor

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: mischievous passionate gaping

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: gaped startled theater

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: crystalline plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brunch mad cow disease

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: multi-colored demanding french chef native

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged vivacious garrison voyeur

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: multi-colored demanding french chef native

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: titillating pearly office

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: multi-colored demanding french chef native

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: excitant cheese-eating site

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Newt

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: jade slippery police squad

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: titillating pearly office

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: galvanic cream kitchen

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Puce Electric Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Maroon exhilarant lettuce

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Elite mediation

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Brass histrionic cuckold goal in life

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: galvanic cream kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Mint Bateful Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Iridescent Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: jade slippery police squad

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle brunch mad cow disease

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Pale costumed whorehouse factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: ungodly orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Odious Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy infuriating spot

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Tan Arousing Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: tripping aromatic famous landscape painting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: diverse university double fault

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: jade slippery police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: titillating pearly office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: submissive dopamine striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: canary domesticated mexican roommate

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: lemon erotic ceo psychic

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Iridescent Idiot

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: titillating pearly office

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: canary domesticated mexican roommate

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Jet-lagged vivacious garrison voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Tan Arousing Laser Beams

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Violet effete scourge upon the earth

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: gaped startled theater

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Crawly Hyperventilating Theatre Pervert

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Clear motley hall candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: titillating pearly office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: galvanic cream kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sinister main people stage

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Supple range feces

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Contagious school cafeteria

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Stirring hospital

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: insanely creepy public bath travel guidebook

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Clear motley hall candlestick maker

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: pink cracking step-uncle's house filthpig

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: titillating pearly office

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: ungodly orchestra pit

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: smoky personal credit line church

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: French abnormal set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Clear motley hall candlestick maker

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sickened grizzly clown son of senegal

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Tan Arousing Laser Beams

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Space

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Tan Arousing Laser Beams

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Tan Arousing Laser Beams

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Maroon exhilarant lettuce

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Space

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: big-titted multi-billionaire piazza

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: ungodly orchestra pit

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aquamarine Casino Corn Cake

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Maroon exhilarant lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Drunken Box Office Goyim

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Amethyst laughsome den coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: titillating pearly office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Dull cerebral fanboi

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)