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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: boyish hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077689) |
Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Blue Greedy Stag Film Sex Offender come on man, that is one meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: boyish hell It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Blue Greedy Stag Film Sex Offender how many hours do you work to actually net 40k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: boyish hell Idk like 3 days of work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: maroon church idea he suggested do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: boyish hell If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: floppy light cruise ship mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077828) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Bearded temple ape 18000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Vigorous becky state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077871) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: maroon church idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077970) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: Motley well-lubricated base twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077972) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: aggressive bronze roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077984) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM Author: Gay Gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078003) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM Author: spectacular doctorate location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078357) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM Author: lilac filthy lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078367) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Navy insane windowlicker church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078734) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: marvelous ceo station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078920) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Glittery Shimmering Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085454) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Sapphire Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093483) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Walnut mind-boggling sanctuary community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093498) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Hairraiser set brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093503) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: haunting umber market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49095662) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Vigorous becky state Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Blue Greedy Stag Film Sex Offender realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Vigorous becky state I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.
I could literally do all of that in one meal. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: boyish hell These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Vigorous becky state Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Blue Greedy Stag Film Sex Offender I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: boyish hell Every extra 6 gets you $20k more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Vigorous becky state I'll take 24 sticks a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Charcoal electric mental disorder that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Vigorous becky state Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: razzmatazz iridescent ladyboy do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is worth 40k |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: Talking hall This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM Author: haunting umber market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099448) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: aggressive bronze roommate 40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM Author: supple pearl box office This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: Lake Angry Locus upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: spectacular doctorate location if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Sadistic casino Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: boyish hell They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Charcoal electric mental disorder serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260
So only 520 calories? That's not terrible. |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: boyish hell It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: Sadistic casino they're not kosher. how does that work for me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Charcoal electric mental disorder you're indian why do you care? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Navy insane windowlicker church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078876) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Sadistic casino veddy veddy not kosher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: Lake Angry Locus cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: Charcoal electric mental disorder you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Navy insane windowlicker church building I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Sadistic casino prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.
it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Navy insane windowlicker church building Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: Sadistic casino are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.
kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Navy insane windowlicker church building I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.
I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Sadistic casino so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Sadistic casino most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher
https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/ |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: aggressive bronze roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49079845) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Navy insane windowlicker church building No 40k for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: boyish hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49084897) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: mauve provocative stage Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Vigorous becky state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087517) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Navy insane windowlicker church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: boyish hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087316) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: Canary Depressive Center based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day
4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Sapphire Parlour define 'sticks' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM Author: boyish hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49095655) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: buff territorial school cafeteria I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235) |