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Disturbing turdskin
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
Disturbing turdskin
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
Comical rigpig nursing home
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
Federal Queen Of The Night
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180000000000000000000
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Know-it-all ticket booth place of business

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Emerald Harsh Dilemma Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174768)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: crimson goal in life

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Frisky violent scourge upon the earth

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Zippy beady-eyed cuck principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Frisky violent scourge upon the earth



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525672)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: duck-like university

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: duck-like university

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: lime ungodly crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: mentally impaired pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Comical rigpig nursing home

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Federal Queen Of The Night

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Costumed senate

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: laughsome big-titted boltzmann

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Federal Queen Of The Night

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone cordovan stage

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Emerald Harsh Dilemma Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: rambunctious avocado stage roommate

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone cordovan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone cordovan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Disturbing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: ethereal connection



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)