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Twinkling vibrant resort
  05/08/13
lol
mind-boggling sexy institution hissy fit
  05/08/13
fucking shitboomer. how about "please let me know once...
turquoise stage
  05/08/13
READ RECEIPT REQUESTED
Twinkling vibrant resort
  05/08/13
he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a ...
turquoise stage
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electric mexican
  05/08/13
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electric mexican
  05/08/13
You're a faggot
indecent rigpig
  05/08/13
I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
Twinkling vibrant resort
  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
indecent rigpig
  05/08/13
Education Fordham Law School (J.D., cum laude, 1977) ...
turquoise stage
  05/08/13
MODS!
Twinkling vibrant resort
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electric mexican
  05/08/13
*clicks the circle and makes it red*
apoplectic offensive ticket booth
  05/08/13
still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer
turquoise stage
  05/09/13
From: A William Urquhart. To: Attorneys. Time:...
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Provocative Stag Film
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lol at "That is why we give you 180s"
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Contagious Indigo Double Fault
  05/10/13
180
magenta slap-happy office
  05/11/13
cr
turquoise stage
  05/11/13
i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent
turquoise stage
  05/12/13
scenario in 3rd parag=180
turquoise stage
  05/31/13
wtf 180
Charcoal Scourge Upon The Earth
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electric mexican
  05/31/13
nice re-troping there
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turquoise stage
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(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)
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Twinkling vibrant resort
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Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck
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I will never understand why anyone with several options woul...
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Domesticated internal respiration
  08/17/13
what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
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Twinkling vibrant resort
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i think about this post 2x a daay
multi-colored coffee pot library
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Opaque low-t turdskin puppy
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WHOLLY SHIT 180
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its wonderful
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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156395)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling sexy institution hissy fit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156398)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: turquoise stage

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156403)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23161481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: turquoise stage

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23161508)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: electric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156406)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: electric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156418)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: indecent rigpig

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156443)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156466)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: indecent rigpig

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156481)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: turquoise stage

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156499)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23156550)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: electric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23162077)



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Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: apoplectic offensive ticket booth

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23162099)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: turquoise stage

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23163732)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: turquoise stage

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23163824)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Provocative Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23163829)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: aromatic drunken messiness dog poop

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23163851)



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Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23164880)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23170633)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: navy parlour nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23170995)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23174567)



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Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Contagious Indigo Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23174577)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: magenta slap-happy office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23177257)



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Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: turquoise stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23177279)



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Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: turquoise stage

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23186099)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: turquoise stage

scenario in 3rd parag=180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23308139)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Charcoal Scourge Upon The Earth

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23308143)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: electric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23308158)



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Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: Henna Pisswyrm Boltzmann

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23308176)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23461448)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser Sepia Lodge

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23462043)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: galvanic purple garrison foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23462159)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23675437)



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Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Exciting dysfunction

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23675444)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: Gaped newt

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23678024)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: citrine black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23678234)



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Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Cobalt rehab antidepressant drug

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23678124)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: Domesticated internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23857880)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: turquoise stage

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23857914)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Domesticated internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23857933)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: Domesticated internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24579309)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: electric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#23858130)



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Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24128677)



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Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: aromatic drunken messiness dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24409143)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24454546)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24579244)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: multi-colored coffee pot library

i think about this post 2x a daay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24579319)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: Opaque low-t turdskin puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24579328)



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Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Contagious Indigo Double Fault

WHOLLY SHIT 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#24697790)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: turquoise stage

its wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#25776517)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: outnumbered associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#25776546)



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Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: electric mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#25776611)



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Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#26953562)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: turquoise stage
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#27311331)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Violet gaping site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#27747041)



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Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: turquoise stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#27747065)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#28233070)



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Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: turquoise stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#28233076)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#30821398)



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Date: July 6th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#33718155)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#36812874)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Domesticated internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#36812877)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: Big carnelian doctorate stock car

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#36812900)



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Date: January 6th, 2022 4:45 AM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#43738143)



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Date: October 29th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#45408468)



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Date: September 4th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: turquoise stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#48048826)



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Date: September 4th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Twinkling vibrant resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#48049822)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2)#49430305)