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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Contagious factory reset button jap
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
tan turdskin clown
  05/30/25
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multi-colored garnet menage
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Bateful Corner Psychic
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Hyperventilating Rehab
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Cheese-eating At-the-ready Base
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
citrine gay wizard blood rage
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Cheese-eating At-the-ready Base
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Mind-boggling big-titted business firm
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
talented set
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Lime odious box office
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Cruel-hearted Out-of-control Casino
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Hairraiser brunch quadroon
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Magenta diverse yarmulke
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Hairraiser brunch quadroon
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Infuriating electric furnace stock car
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
pontificating harsh bawdyhouse
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Contagious factory reset button jap



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: tan turdskin clown

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: multi-colored garnet menage



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Bateful Corner Psychic

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Rehab

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating At-the-ready Base

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: citrine gay wizard blood rage

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Cheese-eating At-the-ready Base

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling big-titted business firm

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: talented set

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lime odious box office

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Out-of-control Casino

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser brunch quadroon

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Magenta diverse yarmulke

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Hairraiser brunch quadroon

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Infuriating electric furnace stock car

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: pontificating harsh bawdyhouse

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973591)