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Goliath (tortoise) [shellevator]

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drab fiercely-loyal preventive strike son of senegal
  06/17/25
I don't understand
spruce insanely creepy therapy
  06/17/25
Neither do I, friend. Neither do I.
drab fiercely-loyal preventive strike son of senegal
  06/17/25
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Provocative frum goyim
  06/17/25
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obsidian trip sanctuary
  06/17/25
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Scarlet charismatic site
  06/17/25
Absolutely! Here’s a parody of “Televators&rdquo...
Ocher Stage Toilet Seat
  06/17/25
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Provocative frum goyim
  06/18/25
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dark bonkers senate jewess
  06/21/25
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ultramarine shaky parlor
  06/17/25
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Scarlet charismatic site
  06/21/25
Goliath.
dark bonkers senate jewess
  06/21/25
Yes?
spruce insanely creepy therapy
  06/21/25


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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: drab fiercely-loyal preventive strike son of senegal



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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: spruce insanely creepy therapy

I don't understand

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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:38 AM
Author: drab fiercely-loyal preventive strike son of senegal

Neither do I, friend. Neither do I.

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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Provocative frum goyim



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Date: June 17th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: obsidian trip sanctuary



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Scarlet charismatic site



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Ocher Stage Toilet Seat

Absolutely! Here’s a parody of “Televators” by The Mars Volta, from the point of view of a turtle. I kept the vibe and mood a bit mysterious and slow, like a turtle’s pace, with a touch of humor:

“Shell-vators”

(Parody of “Televators” by The Mars Volta)

(Verse 1)

I move so slow, through the muddy flow,

Shell on my back like a mobile home,

No rush in life, take it step by step,

While the world around me’s a frantic prep.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Verse 2)

Shell polished smooth by the river’s song,

Patience taught me to stay strong,

Time is my friend, not a race to win,

I’m steady, grounded deep within.

(Pre-Chorus)

Climbing up these leafy hills,

Every move a careful thrill,

The shell-vators rise so slow,

Taking me where I want to go.

(Chorus)

Shell-vators, they lift me high,

But I’m just a turtle in the sky,

Slow-motion traveler in a fast machine,

Living life inside my green.

(Bridge)

No need for haste, no need to run,

I’ll see the stars when day is done,

Shell-vators hum a lullaby,

While I dream beneath the sky.

(Outro)

Shell on my back, slow but sure,

In this world, I endure,

Shell-vators rise and fall,

But I’m steady through it all.

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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Provocative frum goyim



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: dark bonkers senate jewess



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: ultramarine shaky parlor



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Scarlet charismatic site



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: dark bonkers senate jewess

Goliath.

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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy therapy

Yes?

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