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Fun Bible Fact: Bilaam Fucked His Donkey
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: blathering turdskin native מָר בְּרֵיהּ דְּרָבִינָא אָמַר: שֶׁבָּא עַל אֲתוֹנוֹ. ... וּמַאן דְּאָמַר בָּא עַל אֲתוֹנוֹ הָיָה – כְּתִיב הָכָא: ״כָּרַע שָׁכַב״, וּכְתִיב הָתָם: ״בֵּין רַגְלֶיהָ כָּרַע נָפַל שָׁכָב וְגוֹ׳״.
Mar, son of Ravina, says: He engaged in bestiality with his donkey. ... And the one who says that he engaged in bestiality with his donkey derives it as follows: It is written here: “He crouched, he lay down” (Numbers 24:9), and it is written there: “Between her legs he sunk, he fell, he lay” (Judges 5:27), which is interpreted as a reference to s-xual intercourse between Sisera and Jael.
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וְלֹא עוֹד, אֶלָּא שֶׁאֲנִי עוֹשָׂה [לְךָ] מַעֲשֵׂה אִישׁוּת בַּלַּיְלָה. כְּתִיב הָכָא: ״הַהַסְכֵּן הִסְכַּנְתִּי״, וּכְתִיב הָתָם: ״וַתְּהִי לוֹ סֹכֶנֶת״.
The donkey continued: Moreover, I perform a conjugal act for you and we engage in bestiality at night. From where is this derived? It is written here: “Was I ever wont [hahasken hiskanti] to do so to you” (Numbers 22:30)? And it is written there with regard to Abishag the Shunammite: “And let her be a companion [sokhenet] to him” (I Kings 1:2). Just as the root samekh, kaf, nun indicates s-xual relations in the case of Abishag, the same is true with regard to the donkey. Balaam was unable to best his donkey in a debate. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: rough-skinned cracking tank Marcion was right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49098424) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: blathering turdskin native who? the french potus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49098426) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: rough-skinned cracking tank https://gprivate.com/6hlmp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49098885) |
Date: July 13th, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Cream bawdyhouse jew The OT is basically a collection of 4000 year old johnsmeyer threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49098443) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: blathering turdskin native the rape of dinah / revenge on shehem is 180 JM schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49098470) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:23 PM Author: trip range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49098956) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: lime party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49099094) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:13 PM Author: lime party of the first part well that's one way to get pop-interest in scripture i guess the middle old testament is filled with so many rich stories but what catches eyes in the Saturnine shock age? Balaam, a schizoid half-prophet, fornicating with a mule |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:01 PM Author: blathering turdskin native my favorite shock story is pinchas slaying zimri and his shikse slut by stabbing them together when they're literally in the middle of fucking
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: lime party of the first part Judaic zealotry is morally questionable considering the lack of checks and balances on individual agent action as prescribed in rabbinical or extra-biblical religious law. i read that story as a warning even if it's lionized by some commentators. that moses himself was at a loss as what to do speaks volumes for the moral weight involved in both sides of the issue, and obviously (the victorious set of) jewish historians are only telling one side of the story involving the conduct of pinchas what i appreciate about judaism in post-soviet 20xx is how "cool" and post-modern it typically leans, outside of the israel discourse which appears to be an outlier as far as average jewish beliefs go. really internalizing the lessons of modernity's industrialized approach to warfare, high modern militancy, and the holocaust is what brought european jewry post-structuralism and the general sense that there were critical missteps taken in many avenues of Western and near-Eastern (jews occupy a position somewhere in between the two) thought tldr: zealotry is sometimes a practical necessity but always a dangerous route to take through an ethical issue |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: fighting at-the-ready abode That's just Midrash, who cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49099224) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: blathering turdskin native it's talmud (sanhedrin) not midrash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49099226) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: lime party of the first part is it really? i remember reading about this in a biblical history class way back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49099238) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: blathering turdskin native https://www.sefaria.org/Sanhedrin.105a.17?lang=bi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49099263) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: lime party of the first part irl lmao "Balaam was unable to best his donkey in a debate" some prophet! |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: Electric ebony roast beef It's midrashic literature in the Talmud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2)#49099314) |