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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm
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*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur* Well, that’s a sh...
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
Copper irradiated mexican shrine
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm
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grizzly locus indirect expression
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a ...
Maniacal windowlicker
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm
  07/16/25
it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Maniacal windowlicker
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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Rough-skinned big corner jewess
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Primrose Karate Stage

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49104890)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Copper irradiated mexican shrine



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: garnet arousing nibblets hospital

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Primrose Karate Stage



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: razzle hissy fit pervert



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Pearly incel tanning salon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Copper irradiated mexican shrine

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: grizzly locus indirect expression



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Cyan Forum Patrolman

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49104974)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Cerebral clown headpube



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: stimulating lake theater stage roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49105164)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49105177)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Histrionic greedy liquid oxygen

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49105171)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: razzle hissy fit pervert



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Rough-skinned big corner jewess



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Jade sandwich stead

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Maniacal windowlicker



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: topaz multi-colored chad pisswyrm



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Histrionic greedy liquid oxygen



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: grizzly locus indirect expression



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Copper irradiated mexican shrine

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2)#49105893)