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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
insanely creepy rigpig
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Bonkers transparent associate forum
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
passionate misanthropic indian lodge place of business
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Bright fat ankles
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Green Therapy Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Boyish jewess
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Dashing temple
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
cracking business firm dog poop
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Concupiscible Casino
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Spruce National
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
amber circlehead
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
fluffy orchestra pit foreskin
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
arrogant athletic conference
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
stirring godawful location
  06/30/25
cr
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Concupiscible Casino
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Shimmering talented sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
fluffy orchestra pit foreskin
  06/30/25
...
180 turdskin
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
amber circlehead
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
stirring godawful location
  06/30/25
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drunken mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
*bussy
salmon swashbuckling ceo partner
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Boyish jewess
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Curious indirect expression bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Medicated jet-lagged native hunting ground
  06/30/25
fuck
amber circlehead
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Curious indirect expression bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
insanely creepy rigpig
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
amber circlehead
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Shimmering talented sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
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fighting maniacal patrolman
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
disrespectful deranged boiling water
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
brindle razzle school background story
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Smoky boltzmann
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
brindle razzle school background story
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
180 turdskin
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
brindle razzle school background story
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Lime nursing home
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
mint lascivious field
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Swollen prole roommate
  06/30/25
tcr
180 turdskin
  07/01/25
just jump
Out-of-control idea he suggested
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
...
Titillating Olive Potus
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Apoplectic garrison
  06/30/25
wow
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Mind-boggling pungent cuckoldry
  06/30/25
JFC man
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
cracking business firm dog poop
  06/30/25
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Out-of-control idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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amber circlehead
  06/30/25
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fluffy orchestra pit foreskin
  06/30/25
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sienna library genital piercing
  06/30/25
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Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
...
mint lascivious field
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Swollen prole roommate
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
disrespectful deranged boiling water
  06/30/25
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Thriller Translucent Candlestick Maker
  07/01/25
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drunken mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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Bearded Kitty Lettuce
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
sapphire bespoke pisswyrm new version
  07/01/25
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slimy becky
  07/01/25
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passionate misanthropic indian lodge place of business
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Green Therapy Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
bro
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
...
Swollen prole roommate
  06/30/25
lol
180 turdskin
  07/01/25
...
marvelous elastic band locale
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
hairraiser stead
  06/30/25
jfc
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Concupiscible Casino
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
sienna library genital piercing
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
180 turdskin
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
hairraiser stead
  07/01/25
...
Smoky boltzmann
  07/01/25
...
Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
slimy becky
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
at-the-ready stubborn mexican feces
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Shimmering talented sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
amber circlehead
  06/30/25
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Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/01/25
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rebellious legend
  07/01/25
lol
180 turdskin
  07/01/25
...
Out-of-control idea he suggested
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
sickened appetizing dysfunction crackhouse
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Chartreuse stage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mustard razzle-dazzle people who are hurt philosopher-king
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Ungodly magenta menage liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Alcoholic address sex offender
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
rebellious legend
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Crimson contagious regret
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
180 turdskin
  07/01/25
...
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
drunken mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
😟
Ivory underhanded pit mood
  07/01/25
...
crusty roast beef set
  07/01/25
holy shit
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
rebellious legend
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Citrine half-breed keepsake machete
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
slimy becky
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Boyish jewess
  07/01/25
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Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
slimy becky
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
slimy becky
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Apoplectic garrison
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Boyish jewess
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Lake Aromatic Brunch
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
drunken mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
supple cyan queen of the night senate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/06/25
...
Apoplectic garrison
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
confused charismatic electric furnace
  07/06/25
...
Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter
  07/06/25
lol
180 turdskin
  07/07/25
wow
Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy rigpig

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bonkers transparent associate forum

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: passionate misanthropic indian lodge place of business

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Bright fat ankles

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Green Therapy Preventive Strike

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Boyish jewess

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Dashing temple

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cracking business firm dog poop

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Spruce National

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: amber circlehead

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: fluffy orchestra pit foreskin

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: arrogant athletic conference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: stirring godawful location

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Shimmering talented sneaky criminal

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: fluffy orchestra pit foreskin

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: 180 turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: amber circlehead

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stirring godawful location

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: salmon swashbuckling ceo partner

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Boyish jewess

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Curious indirect expression bawdyhouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Medicated jet-lagged native hunting ground

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: amber circlehead

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Curious indirect expression bawdyhouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy rigpig

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: amber circlehead

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Shimmering talented sneaky criminal

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: fighting maniacal patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: disrespectful deranged boiling water

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: brindle razzle school background story

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Smoky boltzmann

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: brindle razzle school background story

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: 180 turdskin

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: brindle razzle school background story

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Lime nursing home

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: mint lascivious field

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Swollen prole roommate

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: 180 turdskin

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control idea he suggested

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Titillating Olive Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic garrison

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pungent cuckoldry

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cracking business firm dog poop

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: amber circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fluffy orchestra pit foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sienna library genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: mint lascivious field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Swollen prole roommate

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: disrespectful deranged boiling water

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Thriller Translucent Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Bearded Kitty Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sapphire bespoke pisswyrm new version

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: slimy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: passionate misanthropic indian lodge place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Green Therapy Preventive Strike

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Swollen prole roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: 180 turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous elastic band locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: hairraiser stead

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible Casino

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sienna library genital piercing

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: 180 turdskin

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: hairraiser stead

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Smoky boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: slimy becky

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready stubborn mexican feces

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Shimmering talented sneaky criminal

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: amber circlehead

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: rebellious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: 180 turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Out-of-control idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sickened appetizing dysfunction crackhouse

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse stage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mustard razzle-dazzle people who are hurt philosopher-king

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Ungodly magenta menage liquid oxygen

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic address sex offender

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: rebellious legend

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Crimson contagious regret

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: 180 turdskin

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Ivory underhanded pit mood

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: crusty roast beef set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: rebellious legend

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Citrine half-breed keepsake machete

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: slimy becky

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Boyish jewess

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: slimy becky

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: slimy becky

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic garrison

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Boyish jewess

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Lake Aromatic Brunch

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: drunken mad-dog skullcap

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: supple cyan queen of the night senate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: confused charismatic electric furnace

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Startled Frum Stag Film Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: 180 turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Abusive Party Of The First Part Generalized Bond

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)