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Pretty sure my niece traded sex for a rare labubu

My niece lives with my wife and I. She is in her mid-20's. S...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
You should've written "with my wife and *me*" not ...
startled navy meetinghouse
  06/30/25
If that is what you took away from this story, then I expect...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
I'm a construction foreman, and I had the same take he did.
primrose pisswyrm sound barrier
  06/30/25
he does
violent erotic station affirmative action
  06/30/25
Or a dark one
Spectacular french chef
  07/01/25
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chrome titillating shrine sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Maybe “I” is the name of their monosyllabic bull...
supple brilliant degenerate rigpig
  06/30/25
Wasn't that obvious? I can't believe you felt like you neede...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
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claret judgmental market
  07/01/25
is she hot? pics?
dashing theatre keepsake machete
  06/30/25
I am not biologically related to her, but I 100% would. I co...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
link to her seeking profile?
Odious submissive pistol
  06/30/25
Surprised this took this long.
Ultramarine french personal credit line
  06/30/25
Honestly, she probably wouldn't care if I shared it. But giv...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
What's ur rate
Appetizing den
  06/30/25
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motley public bath lettuce
  07/01/25
sounds like it may be worthwhile to pay her for sex a few ti...
dashing theatre keepsake machete
  06/30/25
Market rate where? We live in kind of a second-tier city. Ba...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
Fuckin BURRIED the lead
primrose pisswyrm sound barrier
  06/30/25
tbh, I never heard of Labubu before this thread
Floppy Idiot Bbw
  06/30/25
progress?
Flesh ticket booth
  07/01/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&for...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
A lot of autistic women are sexually liberated
arousing copper locus sex offender
  06/30/25
This is true, and my niece is a case in point. Autistic peop...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
friendless nerdy autistic prostitute niece in recovery tp
Mint range
  06/30/25
wwop
shimmering internal respiration whorehouse
  06/30/25
What can I get for a Manudo poster?
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
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twinkling soul-stirring forum
  06/30/25
zoomer girls will fuck you for pokemon cards not flame
Odious submissive pistol
  06/30/25
ljl @ kikes
mischievous drunken spot patrolman
  06/30/25
She has deleted all of her social media, so finding good pic...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
almost certainly poop on that thong
sticky sanctuary
  06/30/25
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mustard doctorate
  06/30/25
https://www.jezebel.com/why-is-there-poop-on-my-thong-an-inv...
Cowardly Rambunctious Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
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motley public bath lettuce
  07/01/25
Moar pls
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
I'll see what I can do, but I don't have many recent photos,...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
Sorry, that isn't an objective 8.
Floppy Idiot Bbw
  06/30/25
An xoxo 5/6 is still an objective 8. Plus you can't see her ...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
SHOW BOBS
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
If I can find any photos where she is wearing a tank top or ...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
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Territorial ladyboy
  07/01/25
I don't know call me crazy but from what little I can tell s...
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
Some of her friends from her drug days definitely fit that d...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
Don't care at this point. Half the forum is sprung to the hi...
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
dude, you need to share her contact info with your Internet ...
shimmering internal respiration whorehouse
  06/30/25
I also have sex. with older men. for money
Umber stage puppy
  06/30/25
why on earth did your niece share a photo like this with oyu
rebellious seedy area
  06/30/25
She didn't share it with me specifically. She had this on he...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
Can you hurry up and provide more nigga
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
How do I live with this girl and have so few good photos of ...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
This is not adequate, sir.
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
Tonight I'll tell her that she needs to get naked and let me...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
Tell her I'll explain the situation to her in person. I'll ...
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
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motley public bath lettuce
  07/01/25
She's a chub huh? Muffin top or what? I wouldn't complain ab...
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
I think she has lost some weight since that photo was taken,...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
Go take a pic of her underwear.
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
Me and Penis Six Nine tp are very persuasive. You should rea...
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
titc plan to fuck the niece.
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
I feel like you just blow smoke up a Zoomers skirt and they ...
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
A firm slap on that ass should seal the deal.
aromatic gunner
  06/30/25
You have to treat them the way they want to be treated.
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
I'll be sure to let her know.
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
Oh thanks bud *gives u nut taps*
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
Update: She says it is okay as long as you are at least 6'4&...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/02/25
what led you to being able to immediately recognize a "...
Jade Azn
  06/30/25
just play along with the flame alright bud
Odious submissive pistol
  06/30/25
im mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore
Jade Azn
  06/30/25
100% not flame. If this were flame, at the bare minimum, I w...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
She told me that it was a rare one and sent me a picture of ...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
If he has kids aged 6-10 he knows labubus
Spectacular french chef
  07/01/25
Or if you have millenial/Gen Z women who watch TikTok in you...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
Those things look fucking satanic
Charismatic Community Account Locale
  06/30/25
If they can get you laid, does that matter?
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
...
Spectacular french chef
  07/01/25
does she want another one?
pea-brained bonkers church
  06/30/25
I am certain she wants another one, but I'm not sure how to ...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
whats your pimp fee?
pea-brained bonkers church
  06/30/25
Normally I ask for 30%, but I'll do it for 20% for an xoxo b...
arrogant lay corn cake
  06/30/25
my nigga gimme dat niece!
pea-brained bonkers church
  06/30/25
You don’t appreciate how hard it is to get a labubu rn...
Spectacular french chef
  07/01/25
This is a true story. But you can still get the rare ones on...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
how did labubus become a hting
rebellious seedy area
  06/30/25
A friend of mine is a Hispanic woman in her late 20s and she...
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
if only every woman and all of each of their labubu dolls co...
Odious submissive pistol
  06/30/25
Her whole family are border hopping beaners who voted for Ka...
Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza
  06/30/25
Fountain pen money on things that are not fountain pens is c...
Lilac principal's office
  06/30/25
As a 45ish male whose dick only works reliably twice a week ...
Lilac principal's office
  06/30/25
disgustingly jewish thread
mischievous drunken spot patrolman
  06/30/25
you spent your evening describing how your hypothetical niec...
Marvelous legal warrant space
  06/30/25
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twinkling soul-stirring forum
  07/01/25
JFC. I work hard to create content and spank bank material f...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
Yes pumo. We want to see the labubu or we deem this FLAME
claret judgmental market
  07/01/25
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slap-happy big mood milk
  07/01/25
My prole co-workers mentioned "labubus" recently a...
Lime Multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
My wife is in Taiwan buying a shit ton of these trying to ge...
beady-eyed drab death wish orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Finally someone appreciates the labubu insanity. They are on...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
But how is it different from the beanie bag craze? I assume ...
beady-eyed drab death wish orchestra pit
  07/01/25
I'm sure it will. Right now Pop Mart is deliberately produci...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/02/25
This is some professional fucking flame. This is how you do ...
claret judgmental market
  07/01/25
Again, this is 100% not flame. Here is a photo of the labubu...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
180
claret judgmental market
  07/01/25
i wrote the tinder sister thread and this is A+ material
clear cocky electric furnace
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Jade Azn
  07/01/25
Dude that thread was the goat
rebellious seedy area
  07/01/25
Apparently there is a lawyer labubu https://toysez.com/pr...
Spectacular french chef
  07/01/25
wtf these things are fucking weird
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Odious submissive pistol
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Jade Azn
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Onyx Brunch Place Of Business
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Is this an actual labubu or some kind of knockoff series? Th...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
fake labubu are known as lafufu you fucking noob.
Onyx Brunch Place Of Business
  07/01/25
No shit, Sherlock. I wasn't suggesting that this was a count...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
According to one of my kids you can spot a fake by the numbe...
Indecent toilet seat
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Counterfeit labubu are everywhere. There are entire guides o...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
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Underhanded haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Need picture of rare labubu to confirm
razzle-dazzle hall
  07/01/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&for...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/01/25
You know how sometimes you see a thread and it doesn't make ...
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claret judgmental market
  07/02/25
where are we on the sharing-her-contact-with-your-Internet-f...
shimmering internal respiration whorehouse
  07/01/25
How much money do you have? Also, how many rare labubu do yo...
arrogant lay corn cake
  07/02/25
Apparently the guy who created the dolls is worth $22 billio...
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

My niece lives with my wife and I. She is in her mid-20's. She graduated from college this year and is looking for a permanent job in our city. She had a fairly serious drug habit when she was younger, which she used to support by selling her pussy. She has been sober for about 4 years now. But I know she still has an account on seeking and occasionally meets up with guys when she needs some extra money.

Anyway, on Saturday, she left home for most of the day to see "her friend." She comes home with a Zimomo labubu doll. For the uninitiated, Zimomo is one of the "rare" labubus. A quick glance on eBay indicates that they usually sell for $400+. She said that "her friend" bought it for her. Now my niece is an autistic introvert who barely has any friends, and the few friends she has are broke college students who are not buying her $400 presents. She also is in some kind of situationship, but this "boyfriend" generally treats her like crap and is also too broke to buy her a $400 present. So I have to assume that she found some dude on seeking and offered to fuck him if he would buy her the Zimomo.

I guess the point of this story is that if you can get your hands on a rare labubu doll, there are college girls who will fuck you for it. Just a PSA for the balding lawyers on this bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: startled navy meetinghouse

You should've written "with my wife and *me*" not "with my wife and *I*"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061565)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

If that is what you took away from this story, then I expect you will have a bright future checking commas in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061615)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: primrose pisswyrm sound barrier

I'm a construction foreman, and I had the same take he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061750)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: violent erotic station affirmative action

he does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061984)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Spectacular french chef

Or a dark one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062723)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: chrome titillating shrine sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: supple brilliant degenerate rigpig

Maybe “I” is the name of their monosyllabic bull who lives with his wife in the big house while he resides in his cuck shed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061689)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Wasn't that obvious? I can't believe you felt like you needed to spell that out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061697)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: claret judgmental market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062429)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: dashing theatre keepsake machete

is she hot? pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061467)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

I am not biologically related to her, but I 100% would. I could never admit this IRL, but as an xoxo pumo, I will admit that I enjoy the view of her ass when she walks around the house in short shorts, and I love it when she wears tank tops while cleaning, because the view when she bends over is fantastic. They are definitely D cups if not larger. That said, while she's not fat, she is a little bit on the chubby side. But at my age, pretty much any mid-20's woman is sexy as hell. I'll say she is an objective 8 but maybe a 6/7 on the age-adjusted scale. I'll see if I can find any recent pictures where she looks good that won't out me or her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061495)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Odious submissive pistol

link to her seeking profile?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061500)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine french personal credit line

Surprised this took this long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062049)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Honestly, she probably wouldn't care if I shared it. But given that it shows the city where we live and photos of her face, I may as well share a link back to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062062)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Appetizing den

What's ur rate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062209)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: motley public bath lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: dashing theatre keepsake machete

sounds like it may be worthwhile to pay her for sex a few times, $400 is a little under market rate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Market rate where? We live in kind of a second-tier city. Based on my limited knowledge, I think this is close to the market rate, particularly for a girl that is hot but not an objective 9/10. Plus I get the impression that she prefers to see dudes that she actually likes even if they pay a little less. She's totally obsessed with labubu, though, which probably also plays a role.

I wish I could just ask. "So did you suck dick for this labubu, or did you actually take dick? How many times? Did you insist on straight missionary, or did you agree to some kinky stuff for this?" But when I have already admitted to checking out her ass on a regular basis, I should probably avoid the "creepy uncle" vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061557)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: primrose pisswyrm sound barrier

Fuckin BURRIED the lead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061766)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Floppy Idiot Bbw

tbh, I never heard of Labubu before this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062054)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Flesh ticket booth

progress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062316)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061954

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: arousing copper locus sex offender

A lot of autistic women are sexually liberated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061470)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

This is true, and my niece is a case in point. Autistic people are willing to ignore society's rules that they think are pointless. My niece is willing to slut it up because she thinks that the societal norm that people (especially women) should not slut it up is dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061958)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Mint range

friendless nerdy autistic prostitute niece in recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061474)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: shimmering internal respiration whorehouse

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061481)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

What can I get for a Manudo poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061483)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: twinkling soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061491)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Odious submissive pistol

zoomer girls will fuck you for pokemon cards not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061493)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: mischievous drunken spot patrolman

ljl @ kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061499)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

She has deleted all of her social media, so finding good pictures has been surprisingly difficult. I found one photo from her wilder days that I may have downloaded and saved on my computer for spank bank material. So here you go:

https://imgur.com/a/0Ho0jN3

This is an older photo; she is a bit chubbier than this now. But it gives you the basic idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061536)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: sticky sanctuary

almost certainly poop on that thong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061551)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: mustard doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061721)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Cowardly Rambunctious Cruise Ship

https://www.jezebel.com/why-is-there-poop-on-my-thong-an-investigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062278)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: motley public bath lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062495)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

Moar pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061553)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

I'll see what I can do, but I don't have many recent photos, and the ones that I do have are not at all sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061574)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Floppy Idiot Bbw

Sorry, that isn't an objective 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061613)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

An xoxo 5/6 is still an objective 8. Plus you can't see her boobs in this photo, which are probably her best feature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061624)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

SHOW BOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061626)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

If I can find any photos where she is wearing a tank top or bikini, I will poast immediately. She's wearing baggy T-shirts in all the photos I can find, and they don't really do them justice. I found one photo showing a hint of cleavage, but it's ancient, and you can't see them very well anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061656)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: passionate church building mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062064)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Territorial ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062847)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

I don't know call me crazy but from what little I can tell she seems incredibly hot. She seems like a filthy animal. She is a PAWG. I would assume from this that her whole life revolves around impulses, cravings, and loosely thought out spur of the moment decision making. Subjective 8/10 but need more photos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061679)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Some of her friends from her drug days definitely fit that description, but not so much her. She's not particularly impulsive now that she is sober. But she does have the nice combination of high sex drive and autism. Her mindset is that she likes sex, older dudes like to have sex with her and are willing to pay for it, so why shouldn't she have sex with them for money? I'm pretty sure that she also fucked some guy to get him to pay her car registration fees.

If I find some good photos, I will poast them immediately. But right now all I have are a couple really old ones that are kind of sexy and some more recent ones where she is wearing baggy T-shirts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061720)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

Don't care at this point. Half the forum is sprung to the hilt right now. You miss every shot you don't take my guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061724)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: shimmering internal respiration whorehouse

dude, you need to share her contact info with your Internet friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061728)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Umber stage puppy

I also have sex. with older men. for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062060)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: rebellious seedy area

why on earth did your niece share a photo like this with oyu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061691)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

She didn't share it with me specifically. She had this on her social media back when she was still doing drugs. I may have downloaded it for spank bank purposes back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061703)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

Can you hurry up and provide more nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061708)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

How do I live with this girl and have so few good photos of her boobs? After searching both my and my wife's photo libraries extensively, this is the best I got:

https://imgur.com/a/WdhfbmN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061954)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

This is not adequate, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061961)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Tonight I'll tell her that she needs to get naked and let me take some photos for my Internet friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062044)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

Tell her I'll explain the situation to her in person. I'll be there in 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062051)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: motley public bath lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062496)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

She's a chub huh? Muffin top or what? I wouldn't complain about the boobs. Not bad. I think I really like her ass though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

I think she has lost some weight since that photo was taken, but she's definitely a little bit on the bigger side. It's not very noticeable most of the time, though. I think she's pretty good at picking clothes that are baggy enough to hide the extra fat but tight enough to show off her boobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062056)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

Go take a pic of her underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062061)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

Me and Penis Six Nine tp are very persuasive. You should really drop us an address. In the age of cheap domestic travel we can be there in a jiffy. I'll be there in a New York Minute. I'm very tall handsome and charismatic. Just need the introduction. We could all potentially be enjoying her body by the end of the week. I'm a very smooth talker. I'm very smooth. No worries Mr. Pumo. Just send the deets I'll hook us all up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062072)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

titc plan to fuck the niece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062112)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

I feel like you just blow smoke up a Zoomers skirt and they fall apart. You go in with a firm handshake. It's gg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062127)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: aromatic gunner

A firm slap on that ass should seal the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062137)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

You have to treat them the way they want to be treated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062151)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

I'll be sure to let her know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062193)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

Oh thanks bud

*gives u nut taps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062201)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Update: She says it is okay as long as you are at least 6'4". But she doesn't fuck guys any shorter than that.

(At the risk of ruining the magic, I will admit that this poast is flame. I couldn't resist the temptation to run with the xoxo shtick. The rest of the thread is real, though.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49066819)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Jade Azn

what led you to being able to immediately recognize a "Zimomo labubu" doll and its ostensible rarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061572)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Odious submissive pistol

just play along with the flame alright bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061578)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Jade Azn

im mad as hell and im not going to take it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061631)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

100% not flame. If this were flame, at the bare minimum, I would have a better set of pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061959)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

She told me that it was a rare one and sent me a picture of it. I googled "labubu that looks like a white angel" and determined that it was a Zimomo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061581)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Spectacular french chef

If he has kids aged 6-10 he knows labubus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062743)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Or if you have millenial/Gen Z women who watch TikTok in your life, you also know labubus. My niece has been obsessed ever since she saw the TikToks. Obsessed to the point of trading pussy to get her hands on them, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062753)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Community Account Locale

Those things look fucking satanic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061605)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

If they can get you laid, does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061611)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Spectacular french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: pea-brained bonkers church

does she want another one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061628)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

I am certain she wants another one, but I'm not sure how to start that discussion. "Let's face it: we both know that you got your labubu by selling your pussy. I found a racist middle-aged lawyer on the Internet who is also interested in trading your pussy for a labubu. Should I put the two of you in touch?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061647)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: pea-brained bonkers church

whats your pimp fee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061662)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Normally I ask for 30%, but I'll do it for 20% for an xoxo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061681)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: pea-brained bonkers church

my nigga gimme dat niece!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061731)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Spectacular french chef

You don’t appreciate how hard it is to get a labubu rn. Rich SAHMs are ripping each others eyes out for these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062842)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

This is a true story. But you can still get the rare ones on eBay or StockX if you are willing to spend a few hundred dollars. Which, as noted elsewhere in this thread, is not an unreasonable price to pay to fuck a mid-20's recent college graduate with large breasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062905)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: rebellious seedy area

how did labubus become a hting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061692)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

A friend of mine is a Hispanic woman in her late 20s and she literally hangs out at the mall and spends all her money on plushies. She said she's addicted to anything that can be considered Kawaii. She said she is grateful for birth control and looks down on Mexican chicks who get knocked up right out of school. Voted for Trump. This person is real. The plushy thing is insane, grown women think about dolls every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061706)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Odious submissive pistol

if only every woman and all of each of their labubu dolls could vote, we could finally stop the nazis and save our sacred democracy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061722)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Narrow-minded organic girlfriend piazza

Her whole family are border hopping beaners who voted for Kamala. She said she was the only one who voted for Trump. I asked her why she said mostly economic reasons. She was hoping for lower taxes. Said her family don't work so they don't know what it's like for their tax money to go to bullshit. She's a good kid imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49061729)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Lilac principal's office

Fountain pen money on things that are not fountain pens is criminal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062070)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Lilac principal's office

As a 45ish male whose dick only works reliably twice a week now why should I care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062071)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mischievous drunken spot patrolman

disgustingly jewish thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062203)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Marvelous legal warrant space

you spent your evening describing how your hypothetical niece is a prostitute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062230)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:18 AM
Author: twinkling soul-stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062313)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

JFC. I work hard to create content and spank bank material for balding lawyers, and this is the type of appreciation I get. I poasted multiple pictures of the niece. I can poast a photo of the fucking labubu as well if you would like. If this were flame, I would have prepared much better pics. Even I was kind of disappointed that I could only find one cleavage photo from several years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062320)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:46 AM
Author: claret judgmental market

Yes pumo. We want to see the labubu or we deem this FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062431)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: slap-happy big mood milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062760)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Lime Multi-billionaire

My prole co-workers mentioned "labubus" recently and I had no idea what they were talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062327)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed drab death wish orchestra pit

My wife is in Taiwan buying a shit ton of these trying to get a gold one

My daughter has a bunch already so she gave me one of her dupes to give to an injured kid whose family came into sign. I looked it up on eBay and they're selling for $60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062386)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Finally someone appreciates the labubu insanity. They are only available at a small number of retailers in the U.S., but they sell out almost instantly. There are entire TikTok videos explaining what time of day they restock, how to manipulate your cart so that you can finish the checkout process before they sell out, etc. And then you usually have to drive long distances to actually pick up the box. It's today's equivalent of Cabbage Patch dolls or Beanie Babies for oldmos who remember past toy crazes that resulted in ridiculous prices.

The other thing about labubus is that they are sold in blind boxes. For each type of box, there are (I think) 6 common labubus and one limited edition rare labubu. There is only like a 1/72 chance of getting the rare one. Even the common ones can sell for $50 or more on eBay or StockX. But the rare ones sell for hundreds. So for those who think this is flame, the cost of a rare labubu doll is around the market rate for the cost of hiring a sex worker for an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062780)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed drab death wish orchestra pit

But how is it different from the beanie bag craze? I assume the market for these will eventually drop like a cement block

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063489)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

I'm sure it will. Right now Pop Mart is deliberately producing less dolls than the market demands because they want free publicity from the TikTok influencers doing insane shit to get their hands on labubus (such as selling their pussies). But sooner or later the market will be saturated, and prices will drop (although they may remain high for the limited-edition "rare" labubu).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49065917)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:43 AM
Author: claret judgmental market

This is some professional fucking flame. This is how you do it. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062430)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Again, this is 100% not flame. Here is a photo of the labubu, asshole:

https://imgur.com/a/NMJl6jj

If you do a quick search, you can easily verify that this is a rare labubu worth hundreds of dollars. I'm not going to spend that kind of money just to create an xoxo flame. If you really want me to prove that this is real, I'm sure she will let me borrow the doll. I can poast another picture of the doll with a piece of paper saying "xoxo" underneath it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062798)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: claret judgmental market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063352)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: clear cocky electric furnace

i wrote the tinder sister thread and this is A+ material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062669)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Jade Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: rebellious seedy area

Dude that thread was the goat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063359)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: Spectacular french chef

Apparently there is a lawyer labubu

https://toysez.com/products/labubu-the-monsters-x-one-piece-series-trafalgar-law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062791)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Indigo galvanic reading party

wtf these things are fucking weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062982)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Odious submissive pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49062988)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Jade Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063084)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Onyx Brunch Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063085)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Is this an actual labubu or some kind of knockoff series? That seems way too cheap for a "real" labubu. And yes, I am moderately embarrassed that I know this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063144)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Onyx Brunch Place Of Business

fake labubu are known as lafufu you fucking noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063152)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

No shit, Sherlock. I wasn't suggesting that this was a counterfeit labubu. I was wondering if it is a knockoff series created by Pop Mart (or some other vendor) but not part of the core "labubu" series. To a series collector, these knockoff series are not real "labubu."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063240)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Indecent toilet seat

According to one of my kids you can spot a fake by the number of teeth. The real ones have 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063182)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

Counterfeit labubu are everywhere. There are entire guides on TikTok and elsewhere describing how to distinguish authentic labubus from fakes. Fakes sometimes have the wrong number of teeth, which is a dead giveaway, but other times it is more subtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063236)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Underhanded haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063588)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hall

Need picture of rare labubu to confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063335)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062798

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063395)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: pungent son of senegal scourge upon the earth

You know how sometimes you see a thread and it doesn't make sense and you just skip it? But it keeps staying at the top of the board. Sure it might include some hot button words like "niece" and "sex" but it is probably just some weird new MPA meme. Then after a while you just give in. The poast count is too high. Has to be some value in it. Worth a look.

This is one of those threads. Glad I clicked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49063662)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2)#49065921)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Massive fragrant point ratface



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: claret judgmental market



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: shimmering internal respiration whorehouse

where are we on the sharing-her-contact-with-your-Internet-friends thing?

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: arrogant lay corn cake

How much money do you have? Also, how many rare labubu do you own?

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine french personal credit line

Apparently the guy who created the dolls is worth $22 billion.

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Date: August 4th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: diaper lawyer



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