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Iran put the USS Ford out of service FOR A YEAR with a single drone strike
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:57 AM Author: mewling dashing alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762052) |
Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:58 AM Author: House-broken Market hahah oh wht a "laundry room fire" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762058) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM Author: mewling dashing alpha there absolutely was a fire that started in the laundry room (when an Iranian drone struck the ship) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762096) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: House-broken Market the Shahed laundry detergent exploded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762181) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:07 AM Author: mildly autistic sienna address lol the damage to our reputation coming out of this war is unreal. nobody is going to take us seriously as a superpower anymore.
although maybe they didn't anyway. other than the gulf war in 91, have we won any wars? WW2 doesn't fully count because russia kind of won that for us, but fuck it i'll give us WW2. what else have we even won? |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:11 AM Author: irradiated coldplay fan boltzmann War on poverty, drugs, pretty much whatever we want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762125) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:37 PM Author: Razzmatazz disgusting main people death wish lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763646) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:16 AM Author: mewling dashing alpha Reminder: Saddam remained in power for over a decade after the Gulf War. We spent the rest of the 90s enforcing TTT “no fly zones” like a bunch of cucks, then still had to go back there for a much larger scale war when all was said and done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762139) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:18 AM Author: mildly autistic sienna address We clearly would have gotten gaped if we’d invaded like the Jews demanded. Ok so have we ever won a war? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762146) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Internet-worthy Space This is so far removed from reality I don't know if you're trolling or just that far gone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762157) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:25 AM Author: vibrant pale mad cow disease voyeur Two decades of combining cocaine and AZT has destroyed his brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762166) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:26 AM Author: mewling dashing alpha you sound like a guy who thought Trump was the anti-war candidate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762169) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 8:05 PM Author: Cyan Seedy Casino Multi-billionaire That's what's so crazy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49766491) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:31 AM Author: mildly autistic sienna address (guy who gets his news from fox news and trump's truth social account)
sure thing, trump making up fake "negotiations" is a good sign that we're winning. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:29 AM Author: House-broken Market funny how the US sucks at war but keeps doing it, its in fact the only major thing it HASNT given up on. like its given up on infra, bullet trains, fixing helathcare/education/crime/niggas/obesity etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762186) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:29 AM Author: brindle slap-happy orchestra pit Our power projection has been pretty good, though air defenses didn't work as well as we expected. Trump is a complete moron, but he's only going to be president for less than three years and will start being a lame duck long before that.
It's Britain whose stature has fallen the most imo- they basically lack the military might to do anything, regardless of who leads them. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:54 AM Author: House-broken Market "but Britain!" he lisped as a Big Persian Cock penetrated his Laundry Room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762296) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:15 PM Author: Coiffed Painfully Honest Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763594) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:03 PM Author: Histrionic jap stock car eh, russia can't take ukraine and china can't take taiwan.
of course any of us could win militarily. it's just that it would probably launch ww3. so we're stuck in these rinky dink quasi-wars where we just bomb shit for a while. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: mewling dashing alpha The ship’s sprinkler system would have put out a laundry fire with relative ease. It was 100% an Iranian attack that did this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762180) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:29 AM Author: House-broken Market sorry u hate amerikkka, shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762184) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM Author: brindle slap-happy orchestra pit Rumors are that it was sabotage by sailors who want to go home. If so, they could have disabled the sprinkler system. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762190) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:32 AM Author: House-broken Market rofl yes im sure shanika just switches sprinkler off, so easy
the sabotage story was literally BS, theye created an even more insane story to deflect from the obvious this was iran |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:33 AM Author: brindle slap-happy orchestra pit You can't cover something like that up on a ship with thousands of disgruntled witnesses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762202) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:49 AM Author: mewling dashing alpha reports of a direct hit are already starting to leak out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762279) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:54 AM Author: House-broken Market lol just wait they only got to shore recently but yes they can easily fking keep it under wraps, its not like furkers on ship have tiktok. oh wait those shrew bitches prob do but diuring deployment im sure they take the phones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762300) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:34 AM Author: mildly autistic sienna address how likely is this? wouldn't a bunch of people be getting court martialed over it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762208) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:37 AM Author: irradiated coldplay fan boltzmann Sabotage the caterpillar drive? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762233) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:54 AM Author: mewling dashing alpha How many spies did the deep state put on my ship? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762294) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: irradiated coldplay fan boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49765268) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 11:31 AM Author: Honey-headed step-uncle's house goal in life Who knew that the world's most-advanced aircraft carrier couldn't handle the soiled underwear of 700 female sailors? Must've been truly hideous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762195) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Cyan Seedy Casino Multi-billionaire imagine the smells (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49766134) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:22 PM Author: mewling dashing alpha It’s docking in Crete right now. Once the exterior damage is seen and photographed and the sailors start mingling with the locals they won’t be able to contain the story any longer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762422) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:25 PM Author: House-broken Market im lookign at it on google earth, seems there's home and shit nearby, i bet the carrier comes in at night so no one can see, this is gay as furk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762439) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM Author: mewling dashing alpha It’s there now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762494) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:51 PM Author: House-broken Market gorgeous china will release sat photos soon since the commercila sat faggots all are delaying release
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 12:53 PM Author: mewling dashing alpha you don’t need china. some local fisherman will post pics then the jig will be up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762534) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 1:27 PM Author: boyish boiling water More embarrassing: a fire on a ship surrounded by water, or a famine on an island surrounded by fish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49762647) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Excitant nudist plaza Ok guys it's been a couple hours what's the honest truth straight from the internet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763188) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:56 PM Author: trip milk its 2026 and there is zero credible reporting on anything going on over there. you have to read the jews at the times and al qaeda at al jazeera and sort of see if any pieces fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763272) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:57 PM Author: Excitant nudist plaza i can always trust my autoadmit friends to report the facts though... right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763279) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:58 PM Author: rambunctious juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763730) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 4:52 PM Author: lascivious locale sneaky criminal I know someone that's worked on that carrier and he thinks it's criminal some of what the contractors did. The plumbing is a nightmare. Keep in mind this is our newest carrier. He wouldn't rule out sabotage because sailors are idiots but it's pound your ass prison of you get caught and navy investigations don't bother with normal civ pro. He said that it would probably be easier to hit the white house with a drone than the carrier. He gave almost zero percent chance it was struck by anything from Iran. He definitely thought incompetence was more likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763261) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 7:57 PM Author: Floppy Karate Laundry machines dont catch fire. They have something called electrical grounding, its 19th century technology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763727) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 8:03 PM Author: lascivious locale sneaky criminal Good to know. I have no idea what happened, how the fire started, or how these dumb fuck proles almost burnt the ship down. But I can say it was not from Iran.
I believe the Ford also just completed the longest deployment in modern history. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Floppy Karate People can handle strain. Including being inside a luxury floating vessel. Without losing their minds and mutinying- in fact pirate ships with A LITTLE BIT worse accommodations used to prowl the high seas. Basically your friend is not privy to Iranian tech and tactics that especially could be enhanced by Russian/Chinese tech, and he doesn't know the events of that day. But I know laundry machines really well and I can tell you its not easy to start a fire with them, also the volume and arrangement of combustibles nearby would have to be just so, plus the fire suppression systems not working. Versus one high-tech drone succeeding, which do you think is more likely |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 9:53 PM Author: lascivious locale sneaky criminal The issue isn't how the fire started but rather why did it take 30 fucking hours to put out. That seems to be the failure. Apparently for the laundry service there is supposed to be a double watch while the machines are running and there is speculation someone fucked up, then the fire suppression system underperformed.
What option do you take: 80iq sailors on a year long deployment fucking up or Iran deploying a technology that is novel compared to anything they've used thus far, and this new tech miraculously penetrating possibly the most heavily guarded airspace on the planet. |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 6:04 PM Author: brindle slap-happy orchestra pit https://x.com/KerryBurgess/status/2036137680010916285 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763437) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 6:05 PM Author: galvanic nowag trailer park This is why you clean the lint trap after every load (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49763441) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: Heady sandwich How does a dryer lint fire melt steel hull on a ship? 🤔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49765208) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Shimmering Site Patrolman maybe some sailor finally got fed up with the nonfunctional toilets on that POS?
https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2026/01/22/the-navys-largest-ship-continues-to-be-plagued-by-plumbing-issues/ |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Multi-colored arrogant kitty cat laughing so hard that the crown jewel of the military was sent home for 2 years by a 35k shahed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49765299) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: mildly autistic sienna address has that been confirmed yet, or are they still saying the dryer malfunctioned? in a way, that narrative is more damaging. you can put a battleship out of commission over a little fire? wtf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49766127) |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: Multi-colored arrogant kitty cat no not confirmed, remember the most important thing is that trump is not humiliated
here he is bragging that AKSHUALLY, three of our planes that were shot down were done by us
https://x.com/realstewpeters/status/2036532517126230250 |
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Date: March 24th, 2026 6:25 PM Author: mildly autistic sienna address 180. are president rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848717&forum_id=2)#49766130) |