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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
black scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Jade provocative hominid
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
stubborn topaz school cafeteria
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
arousing university
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
soul-stirring boiling water mother
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Razzle Iridescent Locale
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
charismatic aquamarine psychic
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
chocolate slap-happy jew
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
talented bat shit crazy foreskin
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
flatulent friendly grandma spot
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Emerald theater sex offender
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
hyperventilating violent national security agency
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Idiotic Vivacious Step-uncle's House
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
multi-colored rigor international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
cr
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
talented bat shit crazy foreskin
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
copper concupiscible den half-breed
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
hyperventilating violent national security agency
  06/30/25
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free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Emerald theater sex offender
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
multi-colored rigor international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz Depressive
  07/01/25
*bussy
galvanic area
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Razzle Iridescent Locale
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
exciting ivory useless brakes gas station
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Milky Stimulating Box Office Multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
fuck
Emerald theater sex offender
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
exciting ivory useless brakes gas station
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
black scourge upon the earth principal's office
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Emerald theater sex offender
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
copper concupiscible den half-breed
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
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Bisexual field
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Brilliant knife kitty cat
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
aggressive fortuitous meteor senate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Angry Ticket Booth Mediation
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Geriatric hospital voyeur
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
cream marvelous piazza
  06/30/25
tcr
free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/01/25
just jump
smoky station nibblets
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
...
fear-inspiring bespoke site generalized bond
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
jet main people
  06/30/25
wow
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
slippery overrated trust fund
  06/30/25
JFC man
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
chocolate slap-happy jew
  06/30/25
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smoky station nibblets
  06/30/25
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Emerald theater sex offender
  06/30/25
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hyperventilating violent national security agency
  06/30/25
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cerise well-lubricated incel
  06/30/25
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House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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Geriatric hospital voyeur
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
cream marvelous piazza
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Brilliant knife kitty cat
  06/30/25
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ebony mildly autistic potus
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz Depressive
  07/01/25
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vigorous sapphire plaza ceo
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
walnut cracking hairy legs
  07/01/25
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violet mood cruise ship
  07/01/25
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stubborn topaz school cafeteria
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
soul-stirring boiling water mother
  06/30/25
bro
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
...
cream marvelous piazza
  06/30/25
lol
free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/01/25
...
dashing gay wizard
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
silver startling casino
  06/30/25
jfc
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
talented bat shit crazy foreskin
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
cerise well-lubricated incel
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
silver startling casino
  07/01/25
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aggressive fortuitous meteor senate
  07/01/25
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House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
violet mood cruise ship
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
puce vibrant chad circlehead
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
copper concupiscible den half-breed
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Emerald theater sex offender
  06/30/25
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Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/01/25
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Sooty supple home internal respiration
  07/01/25
lol
free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/01/25
...
smoky station nibblets
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
exhilarant wine therapy corn cake
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
gold aphrodisiac native sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Narrow-minded deep partner
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
carmine stage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Big-titted point volcanic crater
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Sooty supple home internal respiration
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
hilarious ape pistol
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/01/25
...
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Razzmatazz Depressive
  07/01/25
😟
bonkers corner cuck
  07/01/25
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Bearded theater stage
  07/01/25
holy shit
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Sooty supple home internal respiration
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
contagious stain
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
violet mood cruise ship
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Razzle Iridescent Locale
  07/01/25
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Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
violet mood cruise ship
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
violet mood cruise ship
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
jet main people
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Razzle Iridescent Locale
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
electric lime range
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Razzmatazz Depressive
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Excitant dun pit
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/06/25
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jet main people
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Massive giraffe
  07/06/25
...
House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
lol
free-loading chartreuse rehab
  07/07/25
wow
Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: black scourge upon the earth principal's office

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Jade provocative hominid

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: stubborn topaz school cafeteria

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: arousing university

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring boiling water mother

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle Iridescent Locale

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: charismatic aquamarine psychic

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chocolate slap-happy jew

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy foreskin

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: flatulent friendly grandma spot

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Emerald theater sex offender

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating violent national security agency

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Idiotic Vivacious Step-uncle's House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: multi-colored rigor international law enforcement agency

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy foreskin

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: copper concupiscible den half-breed

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating violent national security agency

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Emerald theater sex offender

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: multi-colored rigor international law enforcement agency

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: galvanic area

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Razzle Iridescent Locale

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: exciting ivory useless brakes gas station

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Milky Stimulating Box Office Multi-billionaire

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Emerald theater sex offender

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: exciting ivory useless brakes gas station

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: black scourge upon the earth principal's office

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Emerald theater sex offender

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: copper concupiscible den half-breed

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Bisexual field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Brilliant knife kitty cat

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: aggressive fortuitous meteor senate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: up-to-no-good indian lodge elastic band

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Angry Ticket Booth Mediation

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Geriatric hospital voyeur

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: cream marvelous piazza

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: smoky station nibblets

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke site generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: jet main people

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: slippery overrated trust fund

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chocolate slap-happy jew

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: smoky station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Emerald theater sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating violent national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: cerise well-lubricated incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Geriatric hospital voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cream marvelous piazza

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Brilliant knife kitty cat

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: ebony mildly autistic potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous sapphire plaza ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: walnut cracking hairy legs

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: violet mood cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: stubborn topaz school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring boiling water mother

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cream marvelous piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: dashing gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: silver startling casino

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: talented bat shit crazy foreskin

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cerise well-lubricated incel

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: silver startling casino

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: aggressive fortuitous meteor senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: violet mood cruise ship

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: puce vibrant chad circlehead

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: copper concupiscible den half-breed

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Emerald theater sex offender

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Sooty supple home internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: smoky station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: exhilarant wine therapy corn cake

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: gold aphrodisiac native sneaky criminal

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Narrow-minded deep partner

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: carmine stage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Big-titted point volcanic crater

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sooty supple home internal respiration

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: hilarious ape pistol

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Depressive

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bonkers corner cuck

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Bearded theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Sooty supple home internal respiration

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: contagious stain

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: violet mood cruise ship

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Razzle Iridescent Locale

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: violet mood cruise ship

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: violet mood cruise ship

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: jet main people

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Razzle Iridescent Locale

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: electric lime range

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Depressive

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Excitant dun pit

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: jet main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Massive giraffe

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: House-broken honey-headed mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: free-loading chartreuse rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Turquoise chest-beating french chef stage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)