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Public defender work is fuckin awesome

I don’t know what the hell im doing at all and just go...
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
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180 "no low"
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OP is mocking how low class the job is… but morons li...
amber know-it-all business firm party of the first part
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I don’t need you to explain what he meant, dumbass. I&...
arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap
  10/30/25
cool, go oil your “wife’s” beard then like...
amber know-it-all business firm party of the first part
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Stop ruining good threads with your stupid feud you kike
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stfu gook
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i really like it here, hummingbird
a rich inner world
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ty a rich inner world (luis) I would say the same to u
hummingbird
  11/06/25
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Aren’t you both Liberal? Put your differences aside an...
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vengeful appetizing abode alpha
  10/30/25
What's no low?
emerald disturbing weed whacker
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nolo contendere
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180 Whorehouse
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nolo comprende
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aromatic locus
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https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1869296&mc=105&...
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wtf is that second link
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They always think nolo is some kind of get out of jail free ...
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  10/30/25
A allocation
180 Whorehouse
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180 Whorehouse
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Kooky and unexpected shit often happens in Crim trials , my ...
arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap
  10/31/25
ty friend
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
  10/31/25
dreading one of my upcoming trials. facts are horrible, it's...
arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap
  10/31/25
type of case juries hate = PC 288 chomo type of shit?
house-broken comical legal warrant
  10/31/25
yup.
arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap
  10/31/25
I've done some appeals from your county. But it's a very sma...
house-broken comical legal warrant
  10/31/25
It wouldn't surprise me. make sure to drop an "I'm gay...
arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap
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house-broken comical legal warrant
  10/31/25
"soy homosexual"
adventurous plum native
  10/31/25
What does this mean?
olive thirsty reading party office
  10/31/25
in CA, PC 288 is lewd/lascivious act with an under-14. i...
house-broken comical legal warrant
  10/31/25
that’s a tough spot. mine is misdemeanor battery fv so...
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
  10/31/25
Baby mama drama? these are some of the most fun cases
chocolate electric set
  10/31/25
yeah she was running her mouth but he straightened her out a...
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
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She probably won't even show up if that's the case
chocolate electric set
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She says she’s gonna say what I want her to say. She s...
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
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Appellate defender here. Being a pub defender seems absolute...
house-broken comical legal warrant
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Every civil case for years has settled so I’m enjoying...
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
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low-level PD stuff actually sounds like it would be fun. Doi...
house-broken comical legal warrant
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It’s very simple, and worst case scenario is a year in...
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
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yeah, i've got like 10,000 pages of a victim's medical recor...
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how does someone w/ zero experience learn to pick up the occ...
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You mostly learn by doing and observing court, and asking ot...
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just do it yolo. Get to know the judge and the prosecutors. ...
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I had literally zero crim knowledge. We drank beer in almost...
vengeful appetizing abode alpha
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Because the jails is overcrowded IME.
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It's great because the clients are almost always guilty of w...
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vengeful appetizing abode alpha
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Yeah it's low stress
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The job has not been low stress for me. But I’m sure ...
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Try working with the NGRIs and USTs specifically. All of a s...
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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

I don’t know what the hell im doing at all and just got my first trial scheduled for December after my client rejected every plea deal offered. I texted the client that he’s got a trial set and he responds “Ok they just need to throw it out and stop playing ask them if i can just pled no low”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388649)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: aromatic locus

180 "no low"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388669)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: laughsome rebellious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388682)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: citrine cerebral people who are hurt queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390650)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: salmon stirring tanning salon elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390756)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stubborn Site Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388656)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388728)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388679)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: amber know-it-all business firm party of the first part

OP is mocking how low class the job is… but morons like you who fail the bar 3 times don’t have a lot of choice

same reason you married a bearded Persian slut with a gaping asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388686)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

I don’t need you to explain what he meant, dumbass. I’ve been talking to scholarship online for like 20 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388690)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: amber know-it-all business firm party of the first part

cool, go oil your “wife’s” beard then like a good little muzzie bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388692)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring splenetic foreskin library

Stop ruining good threads with your stupid feud you kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388700)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: amber know-it-all business firm party of the first part

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388701)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: adventurous plum native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388721)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: frozen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390731)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Talented Field

(guy who licks cum out of his wife's diseased sex worker snatch)

(guy who self-deported because no woman would touch him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390737)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Heady Gaped Personal Credit Line Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388734)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: hummingbird

I’ve been talking to scholarship online for like 20 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407303)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407307)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

i really like it here, hummingbird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407325)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: hummingbird

ty a rich inner world (luis) I would say the same to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407328)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Contagious Cowardly Parlour Candlestick Maker

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388726)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Supple nudist electric furnace

Aren’t you both Liberal? Put your differences aside and be friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391068)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388718)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: emerald disturbing weed whacker

What's no low?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388688)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

nolo contendere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388712)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: 180 Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49389056)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: laughsome rebellious casino

nolo comprende

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390684)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: aromatic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390883)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: ivory faggotry keepsake machete

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391099)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: laughsome rebellious casino

wtf is that second link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391827)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: exciting background story halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391483)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Chestnut Cuckoldry Mood

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388720)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388723)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Impressive Slimy Dingle Berry Rigpig

They always think nolo is some kind of get out of jail free card. You should have to do a allocution for a nolo contendere plea, and if you literally don't remember the alleged crime (because you were blackout drunk) or the crime is so nebulous you're not even sure if you committed it (could apply to e.g. white collar crimes), then fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49388739)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: 180 Whorehouse

A allocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49389060)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: chocolate electric set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390759)



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Date: October 30th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: 180 Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49389054)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

Kooky and unexpected shit often happens in Crim trials , my man. Enjoy the ride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390632)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390707)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

dreading one of my upcoming trials. facts are horrible, it's a type of case juries hate, client is looking at A LOT of prison time, and he turned down a great offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390723)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: house-broken comical legal warrant

type of case juries hate = PC 288 chomo type of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390740)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390746)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: house-broken comical legal warrant

I've done some appeals from your county. But it's a very small % since your county is so small, and I get cases from the entire state. Since you're moving up to the bigger crimes, I wonder if one day I'll end up with one of your cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390763)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

It wouldn't surprise me. make sure to drop an "I'm gay" in the message whenever you e-mail me about an appeal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390772)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: house-broken comical legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390781)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: adventurous plum native

"soy homosexual"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390881)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: olive thirsty reading party office

What does this mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390760)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: house-broken comical legal warrant

in CA, PC 288 is lewd/lascivious act with an under-14.

it's kinda a catch-all for chomo shit - could be used for rubbing a girl's inner thighs or much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390771)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

that’s a tough spot. mine is misdemeanor battery fv so it’s not a lot of jail but he’d lose his gun rights for the family violence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390754)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: chocolate electric set

Baby mama drama? these are some of the most fun cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390766)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

yeah she was running her mouth but he straightened her out and they’re good now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390774)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: chocolate electric set

She probably won't even show up if that's the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390785)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

She says she’s gonna say what I want her to say. She said all kinds of shit in the police report so we’ll see how that shakes out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390796)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: house-broken comical legal warrant

Appellate defender here. Being a pub defender seems absolutely miserable and thankless, though it's heroic and noble work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390718)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

Every civil case for years has settled so I’m enjoying the constant court time on the PD stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390762)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: house-broken comical legal warrant

low-level PD stuff actually sounds like it would be fun. Doing murder trials sounds very tough. You really need to get into the weeds with forensics and medical stuff, and it seems like a ton of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390790)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

It’s very simple, and worst case scenario is a year in jail and $1000 fine. Quick turnover too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390817)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

yeah, i've got like 10,000 pages of a victim's medical records in my murder case. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49390866)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: sapphire tattoo resort

how does someone w/ zero experience learn to pick up the occasional pd case just to do it? is there a bootcamp or some shit to learn all the basic procedural stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391095)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

You mostly learn by doing and observing court, and asking other Crim def bros when you’re unsure about something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391202)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: emerald disturbing weed whacker

just do it yolo. Get to know the judge and the prosecutors. Be there in the morning and watch arraignments and shit go down where PDs are doing 99% of the work, before they do trials that day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391837)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

I had literally zero crim knowledge. We drank beer in almost every crim class in law school and I remember nothing. I walked into court during a plea day and just shook the head PD guy’s hand like a boomer bootstrap story and was like hey I’d like to start doing some public defender cases I’ve never done one in my life. A few days later they emailed me out of the blue and said they did entries of appearance for me on 15 cases and emailed me the files like “here you go good luck.” Nearly everything I know has come from a practice guide or AI. None of my clients have gone to jail (yet)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391839)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: emerald disturbing weed whacker

Because the jails is overcrowded IME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391840)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: hummingbird

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407309)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Vibrant misunderstood round eye

It's great because the clients are almost always guilty of whatever they're accused of and a bunch of other shit. If you lose, well, nobody expects you to win they're guilty & retarded. If you win, you're a miracle worker. Congrats brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391856)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing abode alpha

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391880)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: emerald disturbing weed whacker

Yeah it's low stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391921)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:33 AM
Author: arousing godawful macaca mad-dog skullcap

The job has not been low stress for me. But I’m sure it’s more chill if you have a light caseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49400724)



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Date: October 31st, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: emerald disturbing weed whacker

Try working with the NGRIs and USTs specifically. All of a sudden your clients aren't in jail but state mental institutions. They are still chained up when you talk to them though and the rooms is all plexiglass and there's a guard right outside the door, so it's safe af and the facilities are quite a level up from the jail. The other patients don't even see you. It's super chill. You can also tell right away if they're still batshit a few different ways, but one is to look for remorse. It's never there, or it's fake as shit and undermined by whatever comes out of their mouth next. If you're taking to an actual thug and he has no remorse for ganking someone that's one thing, but when the lady is saying she believes in Jesus she needs to understand that killing that man was wrong, and she did it. You can't say "my client in sane" there. What you can say is "you're supposed to be giving her these other meds per the notes in the chart from last June" and make sure they do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49391929)



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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Glassy wonderful main people sound barrier

famous PD rant from Craigslist

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Some Advice From Your Public Defender

First, let me say I love my job and it is a privilege to work for my clients. I wish I could do more for them. That being said, there are a few things that need to be discussed.

You have the right to remain silent. So SHUT THE FUCK UP. Those cops are completely serious when they say your statements can and will be used against you. There’s just no need to babble on like it’s a drink and dial session. They are just pretending to like you and be interested in you.

When you come to court, consider your dress. If you’re charged with a DUI, don’t wear a Budweiser shirt. If you have some miscellaneous drug charge, think twice about clothing with a marijuana leaf on it or a t-shirt with the “UniBonger” on it. Long sleeves are very nice for covering tattoos and track marks. Try not to be visibly drunk when you show up.

Consider bathing and brushing your teeth. This is just as a courtesy to me who has to stand by you in court. Smoking 5 generic cigarettes to cover up your bad breath is not the same as brushing. Try not to cough and spit on my while you speak and further transmit your strep, flu, and hepatitis A through Z.

I’m a lawyer, not your fairy godmother. I probably won’t find a loophole or technicality for you, so don’t be pissed off. I didn’t beat up your girlfriend, steal that car, rob that liquor store, sell that crystal meth, or rape that 13 year old. By the time we meet, much of your fate has been sealed, so don’t be too surprised by your limited options and that I’m the one telling you about them.

Don’t think you’ll improve my interest in your case by yelling at me, telling me I’m not doing anything for you, calling me a public pretender or complaining to my supervisor. This does not inspire me, it makes me hate you and want to work with you even less.

It does not help if you leave me nine messages in 17 minutes. Especially if you leave them all on Saturday night and early Sunday morning. This just makes me want to stab you in the eye when we finally meet.

For the guys: Don’t think I’m amused when you flirt or offer to “do me.” You can’t successfully rob a convenience store, forge a signature, pawn stolen merchandise, get through a day without drinking, control your temper, or talk your way out of a routine traffic stop. I figure your performance in other areas is just as spectacular, and the thought of your shriveled unwashed body near me makes me want to kill you and then myself.

For the girls: I know your life is rougher than mine and you have no resources. I’m not going to insult you by suggesting you leave your abusive pimp/boyfriend, that you stop taking meth, or that your stop stealing shit. I do wish you’d stop beating the crap out of your kids and leaving your needles out for them to play with because you aren’t allowing them to have a life that is any better than yours.

For the morons: Your second grade teacher was right – neatness counts. Just clean up! When you rob the store, don’t leave your wallet. When you drive into the front of the bank, don’t leave the front license plate. When you rape/assault/rob a woman on the street, don’t leave behind your cell phone. After you abuse your girlfriend, don’t leave a note saying that you’re sorry.

If you are being chased by the cops and you have dope in your pocket – dump it. These cops are not geniuses. They are out of shape and want to go to Krispy Kreme and most of all go home. They will not scour the woods or the streets for your 2 grams of meth. But they will check your pockets, idiot. 2 grams is not worth six months of jail.

Don’t be offended and say you were harassed because the security was following you all over the store. Girl, you were wearing an electronic ankle bracelet with your mini skirt. And you were stealing. That’s not harassment, that’s good store security.

And those kids you churn out: how is it possible? You’re out there breeding like feral cats. What exactly is the attraction of having sex with other meth addicts? You are lacking in the most basic aspects of hygiene, deathly pale, greasy, grey-toothed, twitchy and covered with open sores. How can you be having sex? You make my baby-whoring crack head clients look positively radiant by comparison.

"I didn't put it all the way in." Not a defense.

"All the money is gone now." Not a defense

"The bitch deserved it." Not a defense.

"But that dope was so stepped on, I barely got high." Not a defense.

"She didn't look thirteen." Possibly a defense; it depends.

"She didn't look six." Never a defense, you just need to die.

For those rare clients that say thank-you, leave a voice mail, send a card or flowers, you are very welcome. I keep them all, and they keep me going more than my pitiful COLA increase.

For the idiots who ask me how I sleep at night: I sleep just fine, thank you. There's nothing wrong with any of my clients that could not have been fixed with money or the presence of at least one caring adult in their lives. But that window has closed, and that loss diminishes us all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49400776)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

Had one of those days where I was hit by the sadness and tragedy of some of my clients’ lives and was tearing up thinking about it. I think it was interacting with one client who was a veteran with ptsd that set it off (im gay)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407647)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: chad gundam (🧐)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407851)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49408608)



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Date: November 6th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: scholarship

Some sad stuff in the world man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791764&forum_id=2)#49407859)