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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952537) |
Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM Author: Claret Party Of The First Part this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952602) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: concupiscible topaz turdskin hell wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM Author: Jade casino ratface maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952609) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: gay mood This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952701) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM Author: domesticated gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975490) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952778) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM Author: aromatic hall pisswyrm lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952789) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952814) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM Author: Jade casino ratface bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953021) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953186) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM Author: Jade casino ratface heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953300) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953307) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Jade casino ratface uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953325) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM Author: aromatic hall pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955040) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM Author: domesticated gaping JFC and you're complaining about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952942) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953309) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM Author: domesticated gaping go on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49960541) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: trip judgmental digit ratio orchestra pit to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49960551) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM Author: domesticated gaping I can't wait. Yet will have to (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49961178) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM Author: galvanic house prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975478) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM Author: galvanic house prole titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975476) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: Cyan immigrant What would she do to you if she found out? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952615) |
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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952720) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM Author: domesticated gaping tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952955) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM Author: Nudist beady-eyed institution Stop fucking her completely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952904) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM Author: Razzle genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49952952) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM Author: Purple boltzmann Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953025) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953173) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Purple boltzmann good
she's Bored. period. that's the problem. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: galvanic house prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975551) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM Author: sticky base might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953030) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953168) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM Author: internet-worthy hilarious locus stain She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953159) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953169) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM Author: hyperactive pistol 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953172) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour Fuck dude...I could use the help (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953175) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM Author: hyperactive pistol I'm down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953190) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour Good luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953194) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM Author: Jade casino ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953620) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: galvanic house prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975552) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM Author: Claret Party Of The First Part 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953469) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM Author: histrionic gas station ... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953475) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM Author: Obsidian Nofapping Kitty Cat Property FML just saw this going to KMS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953894) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: aromatic hall pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955043) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Obsidian Nofapping Kitty Cat Property you should be having affairs monthly not daily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953892) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM Author: histrionic gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49953897) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: aromatic hall pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955044) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM Author: galvanic house prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975553) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM Author: learning disabled narrow-minded resort toaster You find this hot and you know it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49954025) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Jade casino ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49959861) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM Author: thriller kitty thoughts and prayers bro
also ttiwwop |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM Author: Flesh Aphrodisiac Tanning Salon turn her into your cuckquean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955079) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM Author: motley federal double fault She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955102) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM Author: trip judgmental digit ratio orchestra pit women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49955393) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49959010) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: trip judgmental digit ratio orchestra pit I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49960519) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975398) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Purple boltzmann U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975401) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour YOLO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975410) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:59 AM Author: gibberish (?) Paid today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49983308) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: how big? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49983400) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:47 PM Author: gibberish (?) 315 but maybe 340. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49984782) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: gibberish (?) Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49988749) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) ttiwwop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49988760) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: gibberish (?) There are bikini pics on xo somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49988766) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:19 PM Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,. why so small? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49988771) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:25 PM Author: gibberish (?) She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on or the natural. She had amazing full d tits before kids. I'm not exaggerating but probably the best natural tits I've ever seen. But now we'd go with a less natural look. I really don't care that much. Of she's happy I'm all good. Mid fight this morning in bed she straddled me reverse cowgirl. Women are 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49988784) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:29 PM Author: amazing sex with new lovers 180 this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fruition. congratulations to your wife and her next husband |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:31 PM Author: gibberish (?) Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That's fine, I will preserve. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49988795) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM Author: milky diverse spot Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975563) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Honey-headed Disturbing Parlour Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975566) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: domesticated gaping 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49975938) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and say "just joking" when she gets upset (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2)#49988802) |