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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Supple insecure kitchen knife

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Electric lemon ladyboy senate



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: provocative volcanic crater son of senegal



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Bearded den



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: offensive glittery alpha hell



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: know-it-all walnut pit

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Spectacular sound barrier



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Supple insecure kitchen knife



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: alcoholic ivory range ratface

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: grizzly concupiscible state

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle beta piazza background story

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: naked abode patrolman



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Vibrant corner kitty cat



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Frum Arrogant Mother Orchestra Pit

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: filthy institution persian



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Supple insecure kitchen knife



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Arousing Jet-lagged Theater Love Of Her Life

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Arousing Jet-lagged Theater Love Of Her Life

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Irate temple

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: zombie-like friendly grandma useless brakes

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Violent immigrant



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Jewess Stage



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: zombie-like friendly grandma useless brakes

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Violent multi-billionaire



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: haunting vivacious nowag

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: zombie-like friendly grandma useless brakes

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Irate temple



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: bistre ticket booth queen of the night



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Author: angry dashing associate space



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Soggy underhanded cruise ship



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: henna international law enforcement agency

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: thriller hairless location



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Startled Resort Rigor

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Startled Resort Rigor

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fanboi

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: stimulating gaping

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling massive parlour



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Laughsome stain



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Laughsome stain



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: stimulating gaping

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal fanboi



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Heady yapping forum

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Stirring stead brethren



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Aqua sneaky criminal



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: Blue Point



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Supple insecure kitchen knife

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: odious base pervert



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: alcoholic ivory range ratface



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Date: October 6th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: pearly very tactful menage



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Date: December 9th, 2021 9:56 AM
Author: pearly very tactful menage



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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