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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Black athletic conference market Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: judgmental mad-dog skullcap useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: Citrine dashing hairy legs area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Offensive titillating giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Pearl Quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Indigo weed whacker Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: glittery trump supporter jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Black athletic conference market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: electric crawly box office Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Sticky dark laser beams I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Poppy Nibblets Piazza Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Cyan Boyish State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: trip bat shit crazy location private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Motley white sweet tailpipe yarmulke (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: coiffed appetizing theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: Contagious theater stage circlehead lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Black athletic conference market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Contagious theater stage circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Contagious theater stage circlehead bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Bonkers Angry Background Story Gaming Laptop ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Contagious theater stage circlehead They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Bonkers Angry Background Story Gaming Laptop no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: vengeful cuckoldry 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Aromatic factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Contagious theater stage circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: geriatric chad national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Contagious theater stage circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: vengeful cuckoldry Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Frum Submissive Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Bearded Parlor 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: vengeful cuckoldry Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: aquamarine set kitty cat great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: arousing shrine philosopher-king was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: drunken mediation I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: Vigorous Purple Telephone I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#34851063) |
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