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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Emerald Partner Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: crawly walnut whorehouse newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: hairraiser senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Pearly prole tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825684) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Outnumbered place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825885) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM Author: Glassy Candlestick Maker Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825919) |
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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: charcoal vigorous goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25825927) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Emerald Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Vivacious Iridescent Black Woman National Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Marvelous grizzly hissy fit I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Bipolar twinkling crackhouse dog poop Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Insecure Orchestra Pit Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Mauve Bespoke Field Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: twisted stirring mexican (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Dull brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828401) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM Author: wonderful bull headed school lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25828686) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Emerald Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: wonderful bull headed school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: wonderful bull headed school bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: odious principal's office digit ratio ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: wonderful bull headed school They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: odious principal's office digit ratio no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: Unholy milk lodge We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#35297897) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM Author: Puce stead boiling water 2nd year associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988179) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM Author: Electric rehab regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26777723) |
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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: wonderful bull headed school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26857853) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Motley elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: wonderful bull headed school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Puce stead boiling water Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Bright house-broken native therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: racy space 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Puce stead boiling water Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: concupiscible sable foreskin great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: bateful flatulent kitchen I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2)#28616859) |
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