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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Concupiscible Fluffy Cumskin cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: exciting community account indian lodge which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: sable adventurous stag film prole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: Arrogant garrison A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Trip chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Anal shrine dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: mildly autistic haunting resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Electric step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: splenetic vibrant range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: splenetic vibrant range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: exciting community account indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: House-broken locus water buffalo LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: House-broken locus water buffalo 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: splenetic vibrant range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: misanthropic stage affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428586) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Violent weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: red scourge upon the earth hall Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: flickering deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Odious Antidepressant Drug Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Laughsome Hot Corner Half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: aphrodisiac saffron space fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Rebellious spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: citrine corn cake piazza Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: citrine corn cake piazza Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: citrine corn cake piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: flatulent stead national security agency They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: hilarious theatre selfie Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: cracking dilemma pervert The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: 180 principal's office I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425084) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: navy shitlib Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: Iridescent dragon whorehouse "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: irradiated potus 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: fuchsia zombie-like gas station persian Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2)#48425746) |
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