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Pilot kills self to save turtle

https://archive.is/z03Ab Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn'...
Hairraiser scarlet garrison
  06/21/25
I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without conseque...
apoplectic bawdyhouse turdskin
  06/21/25
Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if ...
Primrose excitant hospital
  06/21/25
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Adulterous internal respiration
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Bright patrolman
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harsh fiercely-loyal church
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Sick insanely creepy step-uncle's house multi-billionaire
  06/21/25
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Henna stimulating ratface
  06/21/25
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bonkers home
  06/21/25
ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing
Flushed crotch
  06/22/25
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Henna stimulating ratface
  06/22/25
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Coral heady knife mad cow disease
  06/21/25
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Maize location lettuce
  06/21/25
"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to l...
Bright patrolman
  06/21/25
Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article. "Th...
aphrodisiac gaped sanctuary
  06/21/25
durr durr you are an idiot faggot do you think that was unr...
Bright patrolman
  06/21/25
(sealclubber)
aphrodisiac gaped sanctuary
  06/21/25
(nsam)
diverse fat ankles national
  06/21/25
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diverse fat ankles national
  06/21/25
Worth it
Talented corn cake rehab
  06/21/25
This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a ...
Sable Wild Police Squad Church Building
  06/21/25
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Coral heady knife mad cow disease
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Chartreuse Voyeur
  06/21/25
turtle bros are 180
dashing telephone resort
  06/22/25
Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more pe...
galvanic umber plaza death wish
  06/22/25
that turtle better grow up and do great things
Honey-headed indecent dragon pervert
  06/22/25
earn it
Bright patrolman
  06/22/25


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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser scarlet garrison

https://archive.is/z03Ab

Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn't noble. It was a spastic failure to understand risks and values.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037628)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse turdskin

I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without consequence for the plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037672)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Primrose excitant hospital

Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if given the opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037732)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Adulterous internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037749)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Bright patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037766)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: harsh fiercely-loyal church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037774)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Sick insanely creepy step-uncle's house multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037899)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Henna stimulating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038210)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: bonkers home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038222)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Flushed crotch

ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039690)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Henna stimulating ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039695)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Coral heady knife mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038057)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Maize location lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037742)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Bright patrolman

"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to lift the tire to avoid the turtle caused the crash."

i suppose you could blame things like physics, gravity, and trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037770)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gaped sanctuary

Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article.

"The communications operator reported that she heard the pilot advance the throttle after lifting the wheel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037901)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Bright patrolman

durr durr you are an idiot faggot

do you think that was unrelated to trying to avoid hitting the turtle?

nsam arguing with professor after getting a c on the exam. but palsgraf, professor goldstein!! wahhhhhh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038020)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac gaped sanctuary

(sealclubber)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038024)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: diverse fat ankles national

(nsam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038053)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: diverse fat ankles national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037961)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Talented corn cake rehab

Worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037990)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Sable Wild Police Squad Church Building

This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a Birdshit female who just HAD to report a furking turtle on the runway and the Beta Birdshit "man" pilot avoided it cause otherwise 5 million Birdshit women will persecute him for life cause he murdered a furking turtle. This is Western Civilization 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Coral heady knife mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038055)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Chartreuse Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038068)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: dashing telephone resort

turtle bros are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039705)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: galvanic umber plaza death wish

Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039711)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Honey-headed indecent dragon pervert

that turtle better grow up and do great things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039839)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Bright patrolman

earn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039948)