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summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ...
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all the key roles are played by jews
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boomers, actually
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brains out of the humvees before they “got back out there”

it’s the same when a colleague blows his brains out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103599)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: irate chartreuse trailer park knife

There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the handicap bathroom stall in a Skadden office at 11pm on a Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103618)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: irate chartreuse trailer park knife

Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline?

Lance: What?

Of-Counsel: Version 15 of the doc, son. Nothing else in the world looks like that. I love the smell of version 15 in the morning. You know, one time we traded sig pages for 12 hours. When it was all over, I read them. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' nit in the doc. The smell, you know that version 15 smell? The whole deal. Smelled like... victory. Someday this deal's gonna close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103630)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig

wow

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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: federal light community account



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig

summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ramp drops and ITE economy hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103660)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: insecure misunderstood chad

all the key roles are played by jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103671)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig

boomers, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103682)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Seedy Patrolman Personal Credit Line

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of counsel. To me, biglaw was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked on Columbus Day and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they went to the printer all night, nobody ever called their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103678)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig

wrong thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103707)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: irate chartreuse trailer park knife

Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups to you: "earn this"

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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig

brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering mess with tears in his eyes

turns to his mongrels with the living dead associates behind him grinding away making him more rich and says “tell me I’ve lived a good life”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103772)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Irradiated fiercely-loyal lay

When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the commander asks, "I beg pardon, sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"

"Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reinforcements. Attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103951)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49104031)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: french theater regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49104442)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: curious abode

walking to the partners office always felt like Willard going upriver to meet Kurtz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49103963)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig

DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49104033)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Self-centered sepia stage

The horror…the horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49104485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Flickering autistic base

Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there’s ITE. Junior associates singing Chumbawumba through tears in the bar after it’s over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49104494)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Bateful coldplay fan codepig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 PM
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my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood breaking out a window and jumping out, probably a similar casuality rate to most military units tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2)#49104512)