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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

before I could message her "Haha" or something, sh...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
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infuriating station
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Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse
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haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
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Opaque bat-shit-crazy turdskin
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naked beta potus
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Aromatic Shimmering Laser Beams Queen Of The Night
  10/09/14
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
HOW much younger
Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
jet concupiscible sanctuary
  10/09/14
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lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
naked beta potus
  10/09/14
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lascivious dysfunction
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
hideous area
  10/08/16
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jet concupiscible sanctuary
  10/09/14
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Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
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pink vigorous party of the first part heaven
  10/09/14
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Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/09/14
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Motley market jewess
  10/09/14
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honey-headed senate
  10/09/14
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adventurous sickened therapy
  10/09/14
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Multi-colored White Corner
  10/10/14
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Galvanic thirsty death wish
  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
floppy alpha regret
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
goy orbison
  10/06/25
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Primrose cowardly travel guidebook
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Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
trip deep menage
  10/11/14
?
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
trip deep menage
  10/11/14
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Crawly state
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
vivacious jade boistinker quadroon
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
Bipolar curious church building black woman
  12/25/15
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mentally impaired trailer park
  02/05/17
lol
Copper faggot firefighter
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Hairraiser lime office fanboi
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse
  10/09/14
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Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/09/14
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dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/09/14
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Ungodly brilliant dingle berry gunner
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
jet concupiscible sanctuary
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Buck-toothed transparent tanning salon
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Comical silver university
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
useless stag film
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/09/14
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Snowy Cuck Elastic Band
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
glassy church son of senegal
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Indigo duck-like abode
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
useless stag film
  10/09/14
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hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/09/14
180
cerebral ticket booth
  10/09/14
180
red property
  10/09/14
180^180
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
...
pink vigorous party of the first part heaven
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
glassy church son of senegal
  10/09/14
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Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
infuriating station
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/09/14
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Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
titillating slimy sneaky criminal
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
talented bawdyhouse internal respiration
  10/09/14
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Razzle-dazzle chocolate shrine
  12/06/14
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confused generalized bond telephone
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
soul-stirring base
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/08/16
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boyish national national security agency
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
?
Dun dilemma pozpig
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
unholy gaped famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Charismatic native
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
Carmine stirring indian lodge
  10/11/14
180
vermilion reading party
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
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Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
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dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
Ungodly brilliant dingle berry gunner
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
Ungodly brilliant dingle berry gunner
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
glassy church son of senegal
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
And 10/10 xo women
honey-headed senate
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
honey-headed senate
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
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Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/09/14
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haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
Big Mildly Autistic Parlor Genital Piercing
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
lol
infuriating station
  10/09/14
180
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
lmao
Motley market jewess
  10/09/14
tyft
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
Lol
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
...
thriller low-t halford double fault
  10/09/14
This is good.
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/09/14
180 billion
180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
odious splenetic juggernaut
  10/09/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/09/14
180 this is great
Aphrodisiac site
  10/10/14
...
pink vigorous party of the first part heaven
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
nudist stage stain
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
Startled rusted casino
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
honey-headed senate
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
At-the-ready Roommate Crackhouse
  10/09/14
...
Stimulating Place Of Business Meetinghouse
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
Vibrant stead useless brakes
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
Hyperactive point partner
  10/09/14
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insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
...
Vibrant stead useless brakes
  10/09/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
electric space
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/09/14
titcr
Vibrant stead useless brakes
  10/09/14
...
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
infuriating station
  10/09/14
...
pink vigorous party of the first part heaven
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Charismatic native
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Indecent Tattoo
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
infuriating station
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
Bisexual tank cruise ship
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
Appetizing tantric mexican lay
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
wonderful citrine locus mood
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
Hyperactive point partner
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
...
glassy church son of senegal
  10/10/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
...
Vibrant stead useless brakes
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
honey-headed senate
  10/09/14
...
Shivering Round Eye
  10/09/14
...
glittery garrison
  10/12/14
1800000000
Exhilarant Address Boltzmann
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
Shivering Round Eye
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
infuriating station
  10/09/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
Loling hard
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
fear-inspiring theater
  10/09/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
Appetizing tantric mexican lay
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Vibrant stead useless brakes
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
bright irradiated associate public bath
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
unholy gaped famous landscape painting
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
infuriating station
  10/09/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
odious splenetic juggernaut
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/09/14
...
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/10/14
...
180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage
  10/09/14
i could see it
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Bateful institution giraffe
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/09/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
yapping location
  06/27/16
...
hot pit dopamine
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
razzle abnormal field windowlicker
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Blue haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
WTF?
Motley market jewess
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Motley market jewess
  10/10/14
...
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/10/14
120
Exhilarant Address Boltzmann
  10/10/14
post the pic again
unholy gaped famous landscape painting
  10/10/14
...
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
insecure rigpig
  10/10/14
...
haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
honey-headed senate
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
insecure rigpig
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/10/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Impressive business firm pervert
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Charismatic native
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
useless stag film
  10/10/14
...
Chrome arousing keepsake machete
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
misanthropic submissive locale
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/10/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/10/14
...
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
fragrant deer antler
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/10/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/10/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
histrionic striped hyena
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
soul-stirring base
  10/10/14
180
Contagious Nubile Hospital Headpube
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
cracking disturbing chapel
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
soul-stirring base
  10/10/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
frum apoplectic nursing home
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
infuriating station
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/10/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/10/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
misanthropic submissive locale
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
Sepia Cuckold Parlour
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
excitant mad cow disease
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/11/14
omg
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
mind-boggling sick gas station hominid
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
high-end box office
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
hot pit dopamine
  10/11/14
...
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/11/14
...
high-end box office
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
floppy alpha regret
  10/18/14
...
Ocher Plaza Pisswyrm
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
Canary Patrolman
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
alcoholic marvelous ratface ceo
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
Racy Roast Beef
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
high-end box office
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
Racy Roast Beef
  10/11/14
...
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
titillating slimy sneaky criminal
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Chrome arousing keepsake machete
  10/11/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/11/14
...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
lmfao
Buck-toothed transparent tanning salon
  10/11/14
amazing
Diverse fortuitous meteor
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/11/14
180
infuriating station
  10/11/14
...
glassy church son of senegal
  10/11/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Supple Theatre Clown
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
Canary Patrolman
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
high-end box office
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
Seriously.
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
alcoholic marvelous ratface ceo
  10/11/14
...
onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
maroon slippery volcanic crater
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
cerebral ticket booth
  03/28/16
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
...
aquamarine faggotry
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
plz poast
Charcoal stubborn idiot
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
aquamarine faggotry
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Comical silver university
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
For the love of god
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
amethyst lodge
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
pearly private investor goal in life
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
honey-headed senate
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
Chrome arousing keepsake machete
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
lol 180
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Comical silver university
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
out-of-control becky
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
honey-headed senate
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
kitchen affirmative action
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
Multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
Multi-billionaire
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
grizzly school
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
honey-headed senate
  10/11/14
(evan39)
Exhilarant Address Boltzmann
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
grizzly school
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
adulterous house
  10/11/14
keeping it real
kitchen affirmative action
  10/11/14
...
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/11/14
cr
filthy skinny woman
  10/11/14
Amen.
domesticated police squad new version
  10/11/14
lol cr
Razzle-dazzle chocolate shrine
  10/11/14
...
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/11/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
Shivering Round Eye
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
Shivering Round Eye
  10/11/14
180
rigor
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
tan home personal credit line
  10/11/14
...
Shivering Round Eye
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Comical silver university
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
Shivering Round Eye
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
honey-headed senate
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
Exhilarant Address Boltzmann
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
lol
zombie-like main people old irish cottage
  10/11/14
underrated
passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca
  10/11/14
...
crimson yarmulke cumskin
  10/12/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
lol
claret resort
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
hot pit dopamine
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
impertinent principal's office boiling water
  10/11/14
...
translucent set background story
  10/11/14
180
amethyst lodge
  10/11/14
180
Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse
  10/11/14
180
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
Lemon library
  10/11/14
...
navy idea he suggested coldplay fan
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
Bipolar curious church building black woman
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Comical silver university
  10/11/14
...
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
180
amethyst lodge
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Comical silver university
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Comical silver university
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
Bisexual tank cruise ship
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
Flatulent Spot
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
honey-headed senate
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
Go on...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
...
Bisexual tank cruise ship
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Flesh Effete Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
...
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
Flatulent Spot
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Flesh Effete Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/11/14
...
onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard
  10/11/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
bearded
  10/12/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
...
crimson yarmulke cumskin
  10/12/14
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
mind-boggling sick gas station hominid
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
Flatulent Spot
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse
  10/11/14
...
Free-loading drab incel
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
cyan corn cake
  10/11/14
...
Free-loading drab incel
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
...
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
thriller low-t halford double fault
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
Canary Patrolman
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
mind-boggling sick gas station hominid
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
Bisexual tank cruise ship
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
honey-headed senate
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
electric space
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
Fuchsia Water Buffalo
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
...
unholy gaped famous landscape painting
  10/11/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/11/14
Oh my
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
omg
kitty
  10/11/14
...
Self-absorbed lettuce
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Comical silver university
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
...
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
infuriating station
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
kitty
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
Orange Dog Poop
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Peach Feces
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
soul-stirring base
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
liquid oxygen
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
cordovan toilet seat
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
Sepia Cuckold Parlour
  10/11/14
...
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
glittery garrison
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
cracking disturbing chapel
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
burgundy community account
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
Carmine stirring indian lodge
  10/11/14
wtf
Anal Foreskin
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
ivory mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
Sepia Cuckold Parlour
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
ivory mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
impertinent principal's office boiling water
  10/11/14
...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
soul-stirring base
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
Flatulent Spot
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
Contagious Nubile Hospital Headpube
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
Flatulent Spot
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
Sepia Cuckold Parlour
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
Orange Dog Poop
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
Flatulent Spot
  10/11/14
...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
Bisexual tank cruise ship
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
Orange Dog Poop
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
impertinent principal's office boiling water
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
...
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
drunken weed whacker
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
outnumbered
  11/21/15
...
Flesh Effete Hissy Fit
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
gtfo
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
pale chad
  10/11/14
Holy shit
Canary Patrolman
  10/11/14
?
Hyperactive point partner
  10/11/14
...
Doobsian autistic filthpig
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
half-breed
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
Exhilarant Address Boltzmann
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
half-breed
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
kitty
  10/11/14
...
Doobsian autistic filthpig
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
buff friendly grandma
  10/11/14
lol
hateful dashing range digit ratio
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/12/14
180
frisky overrated philosopher-king
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/11/14
120
Hairraiser lime office fanboi
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
honey-headed senate
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
maniacal
  10/12/14
...
high-end box office
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
odious splenetic juggernaut
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
Shivering Round Eye
  10/12/14
...
Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth
  12/06/14
...
high-end box office
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
puce cheese-eating sound barrier
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
Lake
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/12/14
Well!?
thriller low-t halford double fault
  10/12/14
...
high-end box office
  10/12/14
plz respond
Shivering Round Eye
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Dun dilemma pozpig
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard
  10/12/14
Well?
cracking disturbing chapel
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
Violet doctorate preventive strike
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
Hyperactive point partner
  10/12/14
180000000
amethyst lodge
  10/12/14
??
Motley market jewess
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
Mint blood rage
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
infuriating station
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
K, ty.
infuriating station
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
infuriating station
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
Hyperactive point partner
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
...
Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy
  10/12/14
...
cordovan toilet seat
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Flesh Effete Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
kitchen affirmative action
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
odious splenetic juggernaut
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
Exhilarant Address Boltzmann
  10/12/14
please continue
crimson yarmulke cumskin
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
Shivering Round Eye
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Flesh Effete Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
Slate fat ankles
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
Umber Disgusting Karate
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
Umber Disgusting Karate
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
Racy Roast Beef
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
Slate fat ankles
  10/12/14
ty
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
Slate fat ankles
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
Umber Disgusting Karate
  10/12/14
And scene.
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/12/14
nigger
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
Umber Disgusting Karate
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
...
Multi-billionaire
  10/12/14
...
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
...
Sepia Cuckold Parlour
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
cream mediation
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
Post 600!
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
slap-happy orchid
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
Anal Foreskin
  10/12/14
You don't?
Indigo duck-like abode
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/12/14
...
Flesh Effete Hissy Fit
  10/12/14
wtf
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
...
maniacal
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Supple Theatre Clown
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
Orange Dog Poop
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Supple Theatre Clown
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
harsh mauve rehab nowag
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
Massive dragon sex offender
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Charismatic native
  10/12/14
...
Bipolar curious church building black woman
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
Appetizing tantric mexican lay
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
zippy provocative sweet tailpipe
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/12/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
drunken weed whacker
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
burgundy community account
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Comical silver university
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
Slate fat ankles
  10/12/14
...
outnumbered
  11/21/15
...
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
Multi-colored White Corner
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
hot pit dopamine
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
dead hairless step-uncle's house legend
  10/13/14
180, ty.
infuriating station
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
painfully honest
  10/12/14
180
seedy legal warrant gaping
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
Garnet offensive
  10/31/16
...
outnumbered
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
Bistre wagecucks
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
brindle factory reset button
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
navy idea he suggested coldplay fan
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
Orange Dog Poop
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Charismatic native
  10/12/14
titc analysis
floppy alpha regret
  10/18/14
...
outnumbered
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
cracking disturbing chapel
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
Heady Ruby School Cafeteria
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
glittery garrison
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
impertinent principal's office boiling water
  10/13/14
?
glittery garrison
  10/13/14
...
insecure rigpig
  10/27/14
...
Slate fat ankles
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
honey-headed senate
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
soul-stirring base
  12/06/14
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  04/07/15
...
navy idea he suggested coldplay fan
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
Big-titted people who are hurt
  04/22/15
...
Motley market jewess
  05/17/15
...
chestnut mental disorder
  06/04/15
Not flame.
honey-headed senate
  08/18/15
update?
  10/06/15
...
ebony
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
Slate fat ankles
  10/11/15
...
kitty
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
talking shitlib
  10/12/15
bump
Hyperactive point partner
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
knife
  11/25/15
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  12/27/15
...
chestnut mental disorder
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
Henna Fighting Mother
  03/10/16
...
Stimulating Place Of Business Meetinghouse
  03/28/16
...
laughsome temple
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
aggressive pistol azn
  06/27/16
...
glittery garrison
  08/21/16
...
Trump Supporter Codepig
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  08/22/16
...
Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
persian
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
Medicated
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
persian
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug
  09/13/16
...
Cobalt coffee pot brunch
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug
  09/13/16
Game of ""
very tactful french chef
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug
  09/13/16
...
athletic conference
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
Trump Supporter Codepig
  09/13/16
...
ebony
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
hideous area
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Charismatic native
  10/31/16
:-)
magical immigrant
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
magical immigrant
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
Chartreuse Bbw
  10/31/16
...
outnumbered
  10/09/18
...
Bipolar curious church building black woman
  11/21/16
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  01/10/17
...
really tough guy
  02/04/17
...
Bipolar curious church building black woman
  02/04/17
...
magical immigrant
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
purple international law enforcement agency
  02/04/17
...
magical immigrant
  02/04/17
...
magical immigrant
  02/04/17
...
Chartreuse Bbw
  02/05/17
...
magical immigrant
  02/08/17
...
Crystalline Federal Pocket Flask
  06/28/17
...
brethren
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
depressive
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
twisted marketing idea
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
purple international law enforcement agency
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
mind-boggling sick gas station hominid
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
abusive milk
  12/18/17
...
alcoholic psychic
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
Rose
  01/06/18
...
athletic conference
  02/06/18
...
Diverse fortuitous meteor
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
Chartreuse Bbw
  10/06/18
4 year bump
depressive
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
Godawful salmon
  10/09/18
...
red property
  10/17/18
...
amber hunting ground
  05/19/19
...
Ocher Plaza Pisswyrm
  05/19/19
...
Orange Dog Poop
  10/14/19
...
Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie
  05/05/20
...
puppy
  06/28/20
...
nighttime
  06/29/20
...
Orange Dog Poop
  07/10/20
...
confused generalized bond telephone
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
Black jap
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Masturbator
  10/10/20
TITCR
sinister trust fund
  02/17/21
...
Godawful salmon
  10/08/21
...
metal
  02/17/21
...
Orange Dog Poop
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Indecent Tattoo
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
kink-friendly bespoke
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
kink-friendly bespoke
  10/11/21
...
Godawful salmon
  10/07/22
...
Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness
  12/02/21
...
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
Love Of Her Life
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
persian
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
french frozen wrinkle
  10/10/22
...
Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/10/22
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness
  11/23/22
...
electric space
  05/06/23
...
newt crotch
  05/06/23
Time flies
goyim degenerate
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
talking shitlib
  05/06/23
...
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
Love Of Her Life
  10/09/23
...
goy orbison
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
Brass
  10/09/23
...
Chartreuse Bbw
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
Sable cuckoldry
  10/20/23
...
Chartreuse Bbw
  10/20/23
...
magical immigrant
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
Obsidian pungent electric furnace
  10/20/23
...
Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness
  10/20/23
...
Godawful salmon
  10/20/23
...
Pea-brained Deranged Jew
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
sienna circlehead
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
electric space
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
gabagool brazhole
  10/06/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485970)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: infuriating station



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485983)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485985)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Opaque bat-shit-crazy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485989)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: naked beta potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Aromatic Shimmering Laser Beams Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486010)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486040)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486140)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: jet concupiscible sanctuary

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486154)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: naked beta potus

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: lascivious dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488686)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: hideous area

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: jet concupiscible sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486352)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: pink vigorous party of the first part heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486654)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487209)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Motley market jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487269)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: honey-headed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487676)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: adventurous sickened therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488168)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491512)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Galvanic thirsty death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491577)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: floppy alpha regret

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: goy orbison

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330090)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Primrose cowardly travel guidebook



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597183)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: trip deep menage

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: trip deep menage

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Crawly state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: vivacious jade boistinker quadroon

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Bipolar curious church building black woman

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: mentally impaired trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Copper faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser lime office fanboi

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Ungodly brilliant dingle berry gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: jet concupiscible sanctuary

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed transparent tanning salon

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Comical silver university

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: useless stag film

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Snowy Cuck Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: glassy church son of senegal

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Indigo duck-like abode

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: useless stag film

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: cerebral ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: red property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: pink vigorous party of the first part heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: glassy church son of senegal

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: infuriating station

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: titillating slimy sneaky criminal

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: talented bawdyhouse internal respiration

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chocolate shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: confused generalized bond telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: boyish national national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Dun dilemma pozpig

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: unholy gaped famous landscape painting

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Charismatic native

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Carmine stirring indian lodge

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: vermilion reading party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: 180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: Ungodly brilliant dingle berry gunner

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: Ungodly brilliant dingle berry gunner

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: 180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: glassy church son of senegal

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Big Mildly Autistic Parlor Genital Piercing

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: infuriating station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Motley market jewess

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: thriller low-t halford double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: 180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: odious splenetic juggernaut

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac site

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: pink vigorous party of the first part heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: nudist stage stain

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: Startled rusted casino

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready Roommate Crackhouse

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Place Of Business Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Vibrant stead useless brakes

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive point partner

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Vibrant stead useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: electric space

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Vibrant stead useless brakes

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: infuriating station

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: pink vigorous party of the first part heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Charismatic native

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Indecent Tattoo

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: infuriating station

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Bisexual tank cruise ship

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Appetizing tantric mexican lay

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: wonderful citrine locus mood

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Hyperactive point partner

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: glassy church son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Vibrant stead useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Shivering Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: glittery garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Address Boltzmann

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Shivering Round Eye

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: infuriating station

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring theater

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: Appetizing tantric mexican lay

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Vibrant stead useless brakes

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: bright irradiated associate public bath

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: unholy gaped famous landscape painting

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: infuriating station

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: odious splenetic juggernaut

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: 180 Lavender Messiness Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Bateful institution giraffe

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: yapping location

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: hot pit dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: razzle abnormal field windowlicker

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Blue haunted graveyard

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Motley market jewess

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Motley market jewess

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Exhilarant Address Boltzmann

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: unholy gaped famous landscape painting

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: haunting jet-lagged indirect expression stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Impressive business firm pervert

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Charismatic native

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: useless stag film

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Chrome arousing keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: misanthropic submissive locale

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: fragrant deer antler

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: histrionic striped hyena

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Contagious Nubile Hospital Headpube

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: cracking disturbing chapel

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: frum apoplectic nursing home

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: infuriating station

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: misanthropic submissive locale

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Sepia Cuckold Parlour

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: excitant mad cow disease

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling sick gas station hominid

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: high-end box office

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: hot pit dopamine

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: high-end box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: floppy alpha regret

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Ocher Plaza Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Canary Patrolman

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: alcoholic marvelous ratface ceo

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Racy Roast Beef

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: high-end box office

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Racy Roast Beef

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: titillating slimy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Chrome arousing keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Buck-toothed transparent tanning salon

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Diverse fortuitous meteor

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: infuriating station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: glassy church son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Supple Theatre Clown

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: Canary Patrolman

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: high-end box office

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: alcoholic marvelous ratface ceo

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: maroon slippery volcanic crater

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral ticket booth

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author:  Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: aquamarine faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: Charcoal stubborn idiot

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: aquamarine faggotry

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Comical silver university

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: amethyst lodge

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author:  pearly private investor goal in life

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: honey-headed senate

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Chrome arousing keepsake machete

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Comical silver university

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: out-of-control becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: honey-headed senate

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author:  kitchen affirmative action

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author:  Multi-billionaire

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author:  Multi-billionaire

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: grizzly school

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: honey-headed senate

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant Address Boltzmann

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: grizzly school

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: adulterous house

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author:  kitchen affirmative action

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: filthy skinny woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: domesticated police squad new version

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chocolate shrine

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Shivering Round Eye

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Shivering Round Eye

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author:  rigor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: tan home personal credit line

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: Shivering Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Comical silver university

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Shivering Round Eye

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: honey-headed senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: Exhilarant Address Boltzmann

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author:  zombie-like main people old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: passionate embarrassed to the bone den macaca

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: crimson yarmulke cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: house-broken greedy forum gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: claret resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: hot pit dopamine

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: impertinent principal's office boiling water

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: translucent set background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: amethyst lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: Lemon library

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: navy idea he suggested coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: Bipolar curious church building black woman

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Comical silver university

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: amethyst lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Comical silver university

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Comical silver university

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: Bisexual tank cruise ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Flatulent Spot

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Bisexual tank cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Flesh Effete Hissy Fit

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author: Flatulent Spot

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Flesh Effete Hissy Fit

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: bearded

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: crimson yarmulke cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling sick gas station hominid

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Flatulent Spot

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: Exciting Mischievous Whorehouse

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: Free-loading drab incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: cyan corn cake

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: Free-loading drab incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: thriller low-t halford double fault

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Canary Patrolman

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling sick gas station hominid

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: Bisexual tank cruise ship

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author:  Fuchsia Water Buffalo

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author:  Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author:  Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: unholy gaped famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  kitty

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Self-absorbed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Comical silver university

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: infuriating station

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  kitty

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Orange Dog Poop

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Peach Feces

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author:  liquid oxygen

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author: cordovan toilet seat

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckold Parlour

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: glittery garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: cracking disturbing chapel

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: burgundy community account

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Carmine stirring indian lodge

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: Anal Foreskin

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: ivory mad-dog skullcap

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckold Parlour

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: ivory mad-dog skullcap

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: impertinent principal's office boiling water

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring base

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Flatulent Spot

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: Contagious Nubile Hospital Headpube

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Flatulent Spot

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckold Parlour

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: Orange Dog Poop

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: Flatulent Spot

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Bisexual tank cruise ship

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: Orange Dog Poop

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: impertinent principal's office boiling water

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: drunken weed whacker

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  outnumbered

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Flesh Effete Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  pale chad

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Canary Patrolman

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive point partner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Doobsian autistic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author:  half-breed

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant Address Boltzmann

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  half-breed

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  kitty

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: Doobsian autistic filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: buff friendly grandma

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: hateful dashing range digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: frisky overrated philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser lime office fanboi

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author:  maniacal

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: high-end box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: odious splenetic juggernaut

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Shivering Round Eye

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author:  Piazza Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: high-end box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: puce cheese-eating sound barrier

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: Lake

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: thriller low-t halford double fault

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: high-end box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Shivering Round Eye

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Dun dilemma pozpig

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: onyx disrespectful orchestra pit gay wizard

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: cracking disturbing chapel

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author: Violet doctorate preventive strike

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: Hyperactive point partner

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: amethyst lodge

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Motley market jewess

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Mint blood rage

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: infuriating station

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: infuriating station

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: infuriating station

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Hyperactive point partner

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: insecure rigpig

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Maize Nibblets Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author: cordovan toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Flesh Effete Hissy Fit

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author:  kitchen affirmative action

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: odious splenetic juggernaut

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: Exhilarant Address Boltzmann

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: crimson yarmulke cumskin

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Shivering Round Eye

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Flesh Effete Hissy Fit

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Slate fat ankles

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author: Umber Disgusting Karate

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Umber Disgusting Karate

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Racy Roast Beef

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Slate fat ankles

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Slate fat ankles

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Umber Disgusting Karate

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Umber Disgusting Karate

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author:  Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: Sepia Cuckold Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Flirting Hairy Legs Stock Car

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  cream mediation

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: insecure rigpig

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: slap-happy orchid

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Anal Foreskin

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Indigo duck-like abode

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Flesh Effete Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author:  maniacal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Supple Theatre Clown

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Orange Dog Poop

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Spectacular judgmental center organic girlfriend

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Supple Theatre Clown

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: harsh mauve rehab nowag

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Massive dragon sex offender

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Charismatic native

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: Bipolar curious church building black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: Appetizing tantric mexican lay

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: zippy provocative sweet tailpipe

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: drunken weed whacker

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: burgundy community account

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Comical silver university

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Slate fat ankles

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored White Corner

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: hot pit dopamine

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: dead hairless step-uncle's house legend

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: infuriating station

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: painfully honest

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author: seedy legal warrant gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Garnet offensive

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: Bistre wagecucks

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: brindle factory reset button

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: navy idea he suggested coldplay fan

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: Orange Dog Poop

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Charismatic native

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: floppy alpha regret

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: cracking disturbing chapel

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: Heady Ruby School Cafeteria

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: glittery garrison

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: impertinent principal's office boiling water

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: glittery garrison

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: insecure rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Slate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: honey-headed senate

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: soul-stirring base

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: navy idea he suggested coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Big-titted people who are hurt

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Motley market jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author:  chestnut mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: honey-headed senate

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author: 

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: ebony



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author: Slate fat ankles

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: talking shitlib

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Hyperactive point partner

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  knife

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author:  chestnut mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: Henna Fighting Mother

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Stimulating Place Of Business Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: laughsome temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: aggressive pistol azn

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: glittery garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  Trump Supporter Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author:  persian

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Medicated

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author:  persian

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cobalt coffee pot brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: very tactful french chef

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Yellow Prole Antidepressant Drug

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author:  athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  Trump Supporter Codepig

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: ebony



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: hideous area

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Charismatic native

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: magical immigrant

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: magical immigrant

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bbw

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  outnumbered



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Bipolar curious church building black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author:  really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Bipolar curious church building black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: magical immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author:  purple international law enforcement agency

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: magical immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: magical immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author: Chartreuse Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: magical immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Federal Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author:  brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author:  depressive

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author:  twisted marketing idea

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author:  purple international law enforcement agency

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling sick gas station hominid

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author:  abusive milk

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: alcoholic psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: Rose

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Diverse fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bbw

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author:  depressive

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: Godawful salmon

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: red property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author: amber hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Ocher Plaza Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Orange Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fiercely-loyal Hell Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author:  puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: nighttime



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: Orange Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: confused generalized bond telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: Black jap

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author:  Masturbator

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author: sinister trust fund

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: Godawful salmon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author:  metal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: Orange Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Indecent Tattoo

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: kink-friendly bespoke

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: kink-friendly bespoke

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: Godawful salmon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author:  Love Of Her Life

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author:  persian

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: french frozen wrinkle

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45309181)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: electric space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author:  newt crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author:  goyim degenerate

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: talking shitlib

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author:  Love Of Her Life

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Brass

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Sable cuckoldry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: magical immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Obsidian pungent electric furnace

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Avocado Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: Godawful salmon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Pea-brained Deranged Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author:  sienna circlehead

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce hall sandwich

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: electric space

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: gabagool brazhole

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2)#49330062)