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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
canary spot idea he suggested
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
yapping boiling water
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Heady drab library
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Misunderstood state
  08/30/25
...
Abusive razzmatazz gaping prole
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Motley Travel Guidebook
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Concupiscible address
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Concupiscible address
  08/31/25
...
mentally impaired elastic band
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
yapping boiling water
  08/31/25
delusional take
mentally impaired elastic band
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
yapping boiling water
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
aromatic mahogany azn hell
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
yapping boiling water
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
narrow-minded athletic conference
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
yapping boiling water
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
yapping boiling water
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
narrow-minded athletic conference
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
yapping boiling water
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
yapping boiling water
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
yapping boiling water
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
narrow-minded athletic conference
  09/05/25
...
yapping boiling water
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
stimulating brindle bawdyhouse
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
narrow-minded athletic conference
  09/05/25
...
yapping boiling water
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
yapping boiling water
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
narrow-minded athletic conference
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Fiercely-loyal hideous mental disorder orchestra pit
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
yapping boiling water
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Fiercely-loyal hideous mental disorder orchestra pit
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
yapping boiling water
  09/05/25
Kenny
narrow-minded athletic conference
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  09/06/25
...
Sable vivacious heaven roast beef
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
yapping boiling water
  09/06/25
...
Sable vivacious heaven roast beef
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
yapping boiling water
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
electric dun rehab rigor
  09/07/25
Explain
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Sickened sound barrier
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
yapping boiling water
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  09/07/25
...
aromatic mahogany azn hell
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
yapping boiling water
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
yapping boiling water
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
yapping boiling water
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
yapping boiling water
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
yapping boiling water
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
yapping boiling water
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
yapping boiling water
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
narrow-minded athletic conference
  01/18/26
...
yapping boiling water
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
galvanic electric furnace jewess
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
yapping boiling water
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
yapping boiling water
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
yapping boiling water
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
yapping boiling water
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
yapping boiling water
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
yapping boiling water
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
yapping boiling water
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
yapping boiling water
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
yapping boiling water
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Bossy orange reading party
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
yapping boiling water
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
yapping boiling water
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
yapping boiling water
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
narrow-minded athletic conference
  05/28/26
...
yapping boiling water
  05/28/26
...
Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
narrow-minded athletic conference
  07/12/26
...
yapping boiling water
  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Wonderful aggressive roommate
  07/12/26
Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a ...
narrow-minded athletic conference
  07/13/26
OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in h...
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  09/09/26
OP wrecked everyone itt
TurboGrafx-67
  09/09/26
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  09/09/26
Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all bla...
The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT
  09/09/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: canary spot idea he suggested

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Heady drab library

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood state

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Abusive razzmatazz gaping prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Motley Travel Guidebook

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible address

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Concupiscible address

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: mentally impaired elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: mentally impaired elastic band

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany azn hell

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: yapping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: stimulating brindle bawdyhouse

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: yapping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hideous mental disorder orchestra pit

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hideous mental disorder orchestra pit

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Sable vivacious heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Sable vivacious heaven roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: electric dun rehab rigor

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Sickened sound barrier

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany azn hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: yapping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: galvanic electric furnace jewess

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: yapping boiling water

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Bossy orange reading party

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: yapping boiling water

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: yapping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Chapel Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: yapping boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49994028)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Wonderful aggressive roommate

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49994053)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference

Tennis star Jannik Sinner fuels his intense training with a balanced breakfast of eggs, whole-grain bread or toast, Greek yogurt with fresh fruit and whole-grain cereal, and honey or jam. This combination provides the lean protein and complex carbohydrates needed for sustained energy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#49996110)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 7:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


OP vindicated. alcatraz must not have had enough shrimp in his paella to lose to bbc ben in a 5th set breaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#50124214)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

OP wrecked everyone itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#50124485)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#50124653)



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Date: September 9th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: The Soo CR SUMMER JUGGERNAUT

Can't believe Alcatraz lost and now it's going to be all blacks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2)#50124663)