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POLL: what's your wife's body count?
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor i'm doing research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947280) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: lime histrionic locale pervert 1 handful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947281) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Up-to-no-good brethren 1 guy before me. whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947282) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor 180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.
LMK if you want me to explain. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947290) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor go away you indian turd bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947296) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947301) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor (smelly assnigger nonwhite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947302) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947307) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Primrose filthy orchestra pit wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947283) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947285) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: Up-to-no-good brethren 30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947428) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: french infuriating national lol sure it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950232) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: marvelous elastic band base triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: fluffy abode hunting ground ? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993508) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48996786) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: vibrant brilliant rigor ratface men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.
i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop
youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.
glazed is new so i will give you that. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: vibrant brilliant rigor ratface fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex
i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947310) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: ocher coldplay fan monthly nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947304) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Citrine alcoholic indian lodge round eye while I watched? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947297) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: self-centered haunting fanboi area Are you talking shit or actual LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947648) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Galvanic Bat-shit-crazy Jew Useless Brakes Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993596) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Peach stain Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947389) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: claret death wish state I’ve lost track since the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48947434) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Adventurous incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48986000) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950150) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: laughsome shivering school messiness She lost count but somewhere over 500
She’s not very sexual anymore tho |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM Author: Fishy well-lubricated filthpig hissy fit amazing poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950213) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM Author: french infuriating national 1 including me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950220) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM Author: Impertinent swashbuckling corn cake she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48950265) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48953547) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM Author: gay overrated toilet seat pisswyrm I dunno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48953549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM Author: Beady-eyed plum factory reset button dopamine 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48953564) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.
also, i'm back on antidepressants! |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: milky range she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48985948) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor no she didn't.
you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: milky range You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48986038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992721) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992734) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: chocolate stimulating shrine macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992829) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: milky range You’re a loser and so is this kike
Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992757) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: milky range You’re a jew and you get fucked by men
lol @ you, faggot |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor oh man, what will this guy say next! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: milky range “Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”
*gets buttfucked by a nigger*
What a cool kike! |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor how much do the truckers pay you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992783) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: milky range kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992794) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992769) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992781) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: milky range “I do it for free!”
-Zurich, proud Jewish “man” |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor (totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992798) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: milky range You’re spiraling
and jewish
shameful |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992812) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Cheese-eating talented roommate you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992819) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: milky range simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992854) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: aquamarine tattoo lodge 0 before me, 1 since marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48986037) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor what's yours?
my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: aquamarine tattoo lodge around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Adulterous home I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone contagious lay partner 7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Beady-eyed plum factory reset button dopamine How many after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992686) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone contagious lay partner zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992727) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: rebellious church psychic Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993765) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz mental disorder Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992718) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: fluffy abode hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992725) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Honey-headed halford set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: Thriller keepsake machete 180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992772) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Ivory razzmatazz mental disorder True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: fluffy abode hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993489) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: trip tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992821) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: Clear Blathering Menage Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992831) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Galvanic Bat-shit-crazy Jew Useless Brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993604) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: claret death wish state My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993789) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: Ivory razzmatazz mental disorder That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993956) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: gay overrated toilet seat pisswyrm No idea. I hope it's a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992729) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Honey-headed halford set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992733) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Bearded Chest-beating Trailer Park Including me, zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992784) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Thriller keepsake machete I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992789) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: marvelous elastic band base "And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"
Strange "marriage" you've got there |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Ruby Brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993504) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: rebellious church psychic Yeah, how did that come about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: Thriller keepsake machete I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48996732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: Stirring garrison 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992804) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: marvelous elastic band base this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.
current wife has 3 before me.
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Honey-headed halford set THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992822) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: marvelous elastic band base she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992860) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Irradiated Fortuitous Meteor that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992839) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: chocolate stimulating shrine macaca lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Honey-headed halford set My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992874) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: chocolate stimulating shrine macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48992894) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Stubborn exhilarant hospital blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993551) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: Stubborn exhilarant hospital blood rage 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993265) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: Costumed legal warrant doing research for a research boner tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2)#48993598) |