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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Deep contagious locale
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Medicated autistic messiness
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Iridescent partner piazza
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
wonderful state jap
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Heady ultramarine school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Fishy theatre
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
adulterous location karate
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Hilarious talented roast beef
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Aromatic boistinker
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Vigorous half-breed
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
odious gold lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
charismatic stubborn rigor
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Turquoise factory reset button office
  06/30/25
cr
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Aromatic boistinker
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Aphrodisiac sadistic skinny woman
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
odious gold lodge
  06/30/25
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Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Turquoise factory reset button office
  06/30/25
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Adventurous maroon church therapy
  07/01/25
*bussy
Irate Spectacular Chapel Quadroon
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Fishy theatre
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
avocado hairraiser sex offender
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Floppy flatulent clown abode
  06/30/25
fuck
aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
avocado hairraiser sex offender
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Deep contagious locale
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Aphrodisiac sadistic skinny woman
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
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flirting associate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Motley anal indirect expression
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
olive curious sandwich reading party
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Metal Titillating Striped Hyena Library
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
olive curious sandwich reading party
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
olive curious sandwich reading party
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
navy senate dog poop
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
swashbuckling mediation
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Purple bonkers volcanic crater cuckoldry
  06/30/25
tcr
Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/01/25
just jump
coiffed trump supporter
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
...
Sapphire business firm
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Fiercely-loyal razzmatazz depressive cuck
  06/30/25
wow
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
irradiated friendly grandma rehab
  06/30/25
JFC man
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Hilarious talented roast beef
  06/30/25
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coiffed trump supporter
  06/30/25
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aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim
  06/30/25
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odious gold lodge
  06/30/25
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Passionate geriatric stain
  06/30/25
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flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling mediation
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Purple bonkers volcanic crater cuckoldry
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Motley anal indirect expression
  06/30/25
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Bipolar angry stock car
  07/01/25
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Adventurous maroon church therapy
  07/01/25
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slap-happy galvanic son of senegal plaza
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Racy turdskin
  07/01/25
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Flickering mad cow disease
  07/01/25
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Iridescent partner piazza
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Heady ultramarine school cafeteria
  06/30/25
bro
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
...
Purple bonkers volcanic crater cuckoldry
  06/30/25
lol
Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/01/25
...
Bearded brunch macaca
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
gay crusty property organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
jfc
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Aromatic boistinker
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Passionate geriatric stain
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
gay crusty property organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
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Metal Titillating Striped Hyena Library
  07/01/25
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flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Flickering mad cow disease
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Shivering Faggotry
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Aphrodisiac sadistic skinny woman
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim
  06/30/25
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Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/01/25
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Filthy ebony codepig
  07/01/25
lol
Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/01/25
...
coiffed trump supporter
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Stimulating carnelian generalized bond
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
judgmental self-absorbed public bath ape
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Cracking elite really tough guy persian
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
emerald love of her life hall
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
histrionic fortuitous meteor orchestra pit
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Filthy ebony codepig
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
erotic principal's office legend
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/01/25
...
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Adventurous maroon church therapy
  07/01/25
😟
Disgusting church building internal respiration
  07/01/25
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180 Talking Heaven
  07/01/25
holy shit
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Filthy ebony codepig
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Lake stirring market
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Flickering mad cow disease
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Fishy theatre
  07/01/25
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Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Flickering mad cow disease
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Flickering mad cow disease
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Fiercely-loyal razzmatazz depressive cuck
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Fishy theatre
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
obsidian laughsome antidepressant drug
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Adventurous maroon church therapy
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Appetizing candlestick maker pisswyrm
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/06/25
...
Fiercely-loyal razzmatazz depressive cuck
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
supple federal theater stage
  07/06/25
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flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse
  07/06/25
lol
Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business
  07/07/25
wow
Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Deep contagious locale

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Medicated autistic messiness

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Iridescent partner piazza

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: wonderful state jap

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Heady ultramarine school cafeteria

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Fishy theatre

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: adulterous location karate

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Hilarious talented roast beef

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aromatic boistinker

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Vigorous half-breed

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: odious gold lodge

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: charismatic stubborn rigor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Turquoise factory reset button office

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aromatic boistinker

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sadistic skinny woman

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: odious gold lodge

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Turquoise factory reset button office

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Adventurous maroon church therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Irate Spectacular Chapel Quadroon

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fishy theatre

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: avocado hairraiser sex offender

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Floppy flatulent clown abode

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: avocado hairraiser sex offender

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Deep contagious locale

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sadistic skinny woman

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: flirting associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Motley anal indirect expression

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: olive curious sandwich reading party

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Metal Titillating Striped Hyena Library

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: olive curious sandwich reading party

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: olive curious sandwich reading party

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: navy senate dog poop

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling mediation

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Purple bonkers volcanic crater cuckoldry

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: coiffed trump supporter

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Sapphire business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal razzmatazz depressive cuck

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: irradiated friendly grandma rehab

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Hilarious talented roast beef

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: coiffed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: odious gold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Passionate geriatric stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Purple bonkers volcanic crater cuckoldry

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Motley anal indirect expression

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bipolar angry stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Adventurous maroon church therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: slap-happy galvanic son of senegal plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Racy turdskin

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Flickering mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Iridescent partner piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Heady ultramarine school cafeteria

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Purple bonkers volcanic crater cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bearded brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: gay crusty property organic girlfriend

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Aromatic boistinker

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Passionate geriatric stain

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: gay crusty property organic girlfriend

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Metal Titillating Striped Hyena Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Flickering mad cow disease

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Shivering Faggotry

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac sadistic skinny woman

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle genital piercing goyim

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Filthy ebony codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: coiffed trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Stimulating carnelian generalized bond

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: judgmental self-absorbed public bath ape

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Cracking elite really tough guy persian

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: emerald love of her life hall

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: histrionic fortuitous meteor orchestra pit

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Filthy ebony codepig

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: erotic principal's office legend

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Adventurous maroon church therapy

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Disgusting church building internal respiration

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: 180 Talking Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Filthy ebony codepig

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Lake stirring market

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Flickering mad cow disease

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fishy theatre

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Flickering mad cow disease

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Flickering mad cow disease

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal razzmatazz depressive cuck

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Fishy theatre

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: obsidian laughsome antidepressant drug

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Adventurous maroon church therapy

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Appetizing candlestick maker pisswyrm

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal razzmatazz depressive cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: supple federal theater stage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: flesh abusive circlehead whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Comical Fat Ankles Place Of Business

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Flushed idiotic multi-billionaire filthpig

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)