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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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(The Beaver™ Logs All)
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Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
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Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
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I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
hideous stage
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brass french chef
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Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Poppy twisted party of the first part messiness
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It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
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There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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boyish corner
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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Bronze Flickering Theater Idea He Suggested
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Can my wife and kids be with me?
Orange liquid oxygen
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
Heady Partner Locus
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
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sign me up
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Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
avocado histrionic cuckoldry
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The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
brass french chef
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
Lemon Mediation
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
brass french chef
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i'm not trapped in here with you etc
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boyish corner
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vivacious property
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This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
glassy step-uncle's house
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What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
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Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
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umber cracking ratface queen of the night
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
Bisexual wrinkle rehab
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I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
Lemon Mediation
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But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
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boyish corner
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Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
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whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
amber stock car
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Lol
brass french chef
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Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
avocado histrionic cuckoldry
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your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
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I don't see why not.
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assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
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Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
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boyish corner
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
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Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
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provocative disrespectful ape tank
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would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
amber stock car
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U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
bat shit crazy incel
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So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
Bisexual wrinkle rehab
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OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Poppy twisted party of the first part messiness
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And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
Bisexual wrinkle rehab
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This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
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As long as I could get a nicer bed.
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
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Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
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Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
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180
boyish corner
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DESCRIBE the research
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Smoky trip meetinghouse
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You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
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boyish corner
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
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Cq
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
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What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
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boyish corner
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Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
diverse gunner stage
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
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Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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But where do I get 25m
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: hideous stage

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: brass french chef

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Poppy twisted party of the first part messiness

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: brass french chef

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: hideous stage

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: hideous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: hideous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: hideous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: hideous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: hideous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: hideous stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Magenta motley halford shrine

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: umber cracking ratface queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Impertinent address crotch

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: green idiotic striped hyena area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Bronze Flickering Theater Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Orange liquid oxygen

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Heady Partner Locus

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Orange liquid oxygen

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: amber stock car

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: boyish corner



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: exciting chartreuse clown

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: glassy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: avocado histrionic cuckoldry

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: brass french chef

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Lemon Mediation

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: brass french chef

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Lemon Mediation

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: boyish corner



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: vivacious property

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: glassy step-uncle's house

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: bossy sadistic goyim

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: brass french chef

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: lake potus state



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: provocative disrespectful ape tank



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: umber cracking ratface queen of the night

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Bisexual wrinkle rehab

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: Lemon Mediation

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Poppy twisted party of the first part messiness

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: lake potus state



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: salmon depressive dilemma

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: amber stock car

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: brass french chef

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: avocado histrionic cuckoldry

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: amber stock car

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: lake potus state



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: walnut nursing home pervert

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: provocative disrespectful ape tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: green idiotic striped hyena area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Heady Partner Locus

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: ocher lascivious native

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Onyx goal in life

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: ocher lascivious native

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: comical clear stead mexican

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy incel

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Onyx goal in life

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: provocative disrespectful ape tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: amber stock car

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy incel

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Bisexual wrinkle rehab

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Poppy twisted party of the first part messiness

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Bisexual wrinkle rehab

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: frozen public bath toilet seat

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Shaky faggot firefighter sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: hairraiser blue senate gaming laptop



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: elite judgmental theatre

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: diverse gunner stage

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy incel

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: boyish corner



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Poppy twisted party of the first part messiness



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Smoky trip meetinghouse

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: boyish corner

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: avocado histrionic cuckoldry

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: exhilarant yellow electric furnace



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Smoky trip meetinghouse

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: diverse gunner stage

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Smoky trip meetinghouse

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: diverse gunner stage

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: boyish corner

Cq

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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone trump supporter

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Poppy twisted party of the first part messiness

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: diverse gunner stage

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse clown

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: doobsian talented indian lodge hunting ground

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse clown

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: doobsian talented indian lodge hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: boyish corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: provocative disrespectful ape tank



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: green idiotic striped hyena area



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: green idiotic striped hyena area



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: spectacular chestnut mother voyeur

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: ivory low-t hall feces

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49114065)



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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: adventurous apoplectic haunted graveyard garrison



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: exciting chartreuse clown

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49116415)