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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:43 AM Author: comical office new version ed} {senior partner} "Did you say, 'Deal Team Six?'"
{first year} "Yeah. Hilarious, right? Like some sort of military"
{senior partner} {softly} "Shut the fuck up. Do you realize what you've done?"
{frantically moving to the phone} "Marcia, I need the chairman. Now."
'Yes ... yes Mr. Johnson. Please hold.'
{moment's pause}
{chairman} 'Bob, this better be good.'
"Define 'good.' My asshole associate tweaked our counterparty on the deal. They're sending in Deal Team Six."
{sound of the receiver dropping; clanging against the desk; being picked up; a draw of breath over the line; panic tinging his voice} 'Okay. Okay. Got it. We're going to need everyone we've got.'
"Agreed"
'I'll call up the reserves. How long do we have?'
"I'd guess less than an hour."
'Fuck.' |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM Author: painfully honest mood home "And I want the rapid reaction force in the copier, on station."
"Sir, they're gonna burn toner pretty quick."
"No choice. Do it." |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 1:51 PM Author: comical office new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27801545) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM Author: maroon crotch regret DUN DUN DUN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27799788) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM Author: Harsh sweet tailpipe boiling water Deal Team Six (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27799791) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:43 PM Author: Stimulating Indian Lodge *a throng of stoop shouldered nebbish men in ill fitting suits shuffle off the chopper, while APC filled with overweight shrews in comfortable shoes plod into view* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#35122142) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 11:01 AM Author: painfully honest mood home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27800140) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:46 PM Author: painfully honest mood home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27803270) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:47 PM Author: comical office new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27803277) |
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Date: May 13th, 2015 11:51 AM Author: painfully honest mood home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27881808) |
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Date: May 15th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: painfully honest mood home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27898759) |
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Date: May 15th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: comical office new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27898770) |
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:22 PM Author: painfully honest mood home most days when I come to xo I just look to see if this thread has been updated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27904768) |
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Date: May 16th, 2015 6:25 PM Author: comical office new version lol I'm sorry for disappointing you brother. I got kind of swept up in the fervor of the monkey ancestor thing the last few days
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880567&mc=19&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2881431&mc=10&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880640&mc=11&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2880861&mc=11&forum_id=2
I will try to update this
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Date: May 16th, 2015 9:06 PM Author: painfully honest mood home No no, thank you for doing it in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#27905808) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:37 PM Author: Obsidian disrespectful national http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852834&forum_id=2#35107274 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#35122104) |
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Date: January 9th, 2018 11:51 PM Author: Obsidian disrespectful national http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852834&forum_id=2#35122066 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#35122191) |
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Date: January 10th, 2018 8:55 AM Author: Obsidian disrespectful national http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3852834&forum_id=2#35123298 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#35123300) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 2:07 PM Author: Obsidian disrespectful national http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010340&mc=5&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#36312902) |
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Date: June 26th, 2018 2:29 PM Author: Obsidian disrespectful national http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4010123&mc=2&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2)#36313041) |
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Date: June 17th, 2015 8:16 PM Author: comical office new version I haven't forgotten. Please be patient and my apologies for the delay.
Hank,
NM |
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