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gf is getting curious about how i have so many "lawyer friends"

fuck my ass
lex
  05/01/25
like most of the new "friends" that I have made in...
michael doodikoff
  05/01/25
this makes more sense if you're a lawyer and not a liberal a...
lex
  05/01/25
occasionally I meet some cool ones
michael doodikoff
  05/01/25
"i meet a few when i was considering law school" i...
novus homo
  05/01/25
i did poast both here and on gradcafe when i was deciding be...
lex
  05/01/25
eventually i think you have to be completely honest about zo...
novus homo
  05/01/25
I figured it was easier to lead with alcoholism, suicide, de...
lex
  05/01/25
i've already workshopped in my head how i'll spin things whe...
novus homo
  05/01/25
"You don't get to bring friends" "These ar...
white dating coach with an asian wife
  05/01/25
screen friend poast the zozo on your phone, poast the zozo...
dont run libs the crystal wardens see you
  05/01/25
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cock of michael obama
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novus homo
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ruinous phenotype
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Come and See
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luka doncic's mistress
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Juan Eighty
  05/01/25
Parents were talking about wanting to visit some South Pacif...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  05/01/25
I started w the flimsy “oh we met through some other l...
The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT
  05/01/25
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luka doncic's mistress
  05/01/25
we're not your friends
black people telepathy
  05/01/25
decidedly false, friend
lex
  05/01/25
the correct name is the league of ordinary gentlemen
ChadGPT-5
  05/01/25
"hunny, why is ur side of the wedding filled exclusivel...
Concerned Chad
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luka doncic's mistress
  05/01/25
"Why are there so many seats set up with laptops with v...
white dating coach with an asian wife
  05/01/25
"Why're the cameras on the other side of the calls all ...
lex
  05/01/25
why are you not sharing xo's most classic threads with her? ...
luka doncic's mistress
  05/01/25
"Have you even met any of these people?" "...
neg
  05/01/25
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luka doncic's mistress
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Non sequitur
  05/01/25


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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: lex

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896175)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

like most of the new "friends" that I have made in the past few years are lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896177)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: lex

this makes more sense if you're a lawyer and not a liberal artist of modest means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896179)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

occasionally I meet some cool ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896185)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

"i meet a few when i was considering law school" is reasonably honest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896212)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: lex

i did poast both here and on gradcafe when i was deciding between the two...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896450)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

eventually i think you have to be completely honest about zozo's importance in your life. but this is another thing like "hi my name's lex and i'm a recovering from a bout with quasi-suicidal drinking how are you?" where massaging the truth is appropriate because autistic honesty so soon would be unwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896532)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: lex

I figured it was easier to lead with alcoholism, suicide, death, recovery from decrepitude, poverty, sex with men, etc., and save the scariest for last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896548)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

i've already workshopped in my head how i'll spin things when i inevitably call you "lex" irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896186)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: white dating coach with an asian wife

"You don't get to bring friends"

"These are not my...well, okay, they are my friends. But they're on the Screen."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896256)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you

screen friend

poast the zozo on your phone,

poast the zozo all alone

screen friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896405)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896408)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896419)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896441)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Come and See



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896520)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: luka doncic's mistress



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896751)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896426)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

Parents were talking about wanting to visit some South Pacific islands, so I just told them about my “lawyer friend” who just went to some of them and said they were shitholds 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896298)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT

I started w the flimsy “oh we met through some other lolyer” thing w my wife then ended up w “yea they’re from my mentally ill message board.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896301)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: luka doncic's mistress



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896748)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: black people telepathy

we're not your friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896425)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: lex

decidedly false, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896452)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: ChadGPT-5

the correct name is the league of ordinary gentlemen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896521)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Concerned Chad

"hunny, why is ur side of the wedding filled exclusively with short bald jewish men?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896737)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: luka doncic's mistress



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896747)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: white dating coach with an asian wife

"Why are there so many seats set up with laptops with video calls pulled up on them?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896754)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: lex

"Why're the cameras on the other side of the calls all showing series of punctuation marks?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48897051)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: luka doncic's mistress

why are you not sharing xo's most classic threads with her? she should know from the start what a degenerate, retarded faggot you are and what quality content is available on xoxo.

also glad im a woman when i read poasts like these, ive shown xo to all of my bfs and they mostly found it hilarious.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896746)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: neg

"Have you even met any of these people?"

"Yes but that was many years ago under a different moniker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896801)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: luka doncic's mistress



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48897053)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719247&forum_id=2)#48896863)