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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp

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contagious market fortuitous meteor
  08/02/21
ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
free-loading house
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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kin...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
beady-eyed nursing home jewess
  08/02/21
This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
contagious market fortuitous meteor
  08/03/21
our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
beady-eyed nursing home jewess
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to...
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Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boome...
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o it's clear brother.
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: free-loading house

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: iridescent jew range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: filthy impressive voyeur

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Provocative field

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Comical orchid therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Provocative field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home jewess

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed nursing home jewess

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: concupiscible really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: sienna titillating pit people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: boyish lay digit ratio

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Trip well-lubricated public bath

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: glittery turquoise orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Stirring piazza legal warrant

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Trip well-lubricated public bath

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Histrionic hospital

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: iridescent jew range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: cream institution hairy legs

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Histrionic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Doobsian Gaping Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: bipolar turdskin

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: bipolar turdskin

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: bipolar turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: bipolar turdskin

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: contagious market fortuitous meteor

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001)